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Greasy 1 point 1 day ago

You mean "Jessie." Jesse is a dude's name.

Greasy 1 point 1 month ago

This guy needs to stop deadnaming!

Greasy 2 points 1 month ago

In his defense, would it make much sense for him to ask men to fist his asshole on a *straight* dating app?

Greasy 3 points 2 months ago

No, it's not a penis. It's something truly magical. And the legs belong to a fellow who will soon experience something unforgettable. :')

Greasy 2 points 2 months ago

Does he play soccer?

Greasy 0 points 3 months ago

Nice cable management. What is that, scotch tape?

Greasy 2 points 3 months ago

Its manner of speaking reminds me of the newscaster guy in *Perfect Vermin*.

Greasy 1 point 3 months ago

[The Sequel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkgyvgG2fXs)

Greasy 0 points 4 months ago

It identifies as a bull

Greasy 0 points 4 months ago

What sort of flea market keeps their cash on one of the tables instead of in a cash register?

Greasy 1 point 4 months ago

Maybe something like [this](https://x.com/LuckyMcGee/status/1820301894889488870)?

Greasy 1 point 4 months ago

[Glue a yeast chip onto the back of a cockroach and it's Agent Roach reporting for duty.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9eRrm2HsjU) (NSFW)

Greasy 0 points 4 months ago

**PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME SOMEBODY'S LOOKING AT ME SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME**

Greasy 1 point 5 months ago

Whoa, I'm not about to "discusss" such information with literal snakes.

Greasy 0 points 5 months ago

Poop.*

Greasy 1 point 5 months ago

Those are only FIVE stooges, silly.

Greasy 1 point 5 months ago

Diabolical lick!

Greasy 0 points 5 months ago

["Sweet Bolt"?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7esHl5B1BD8)

Greasy 1 point 5 months ago

Seriously? First you refute the claim that the hymen is useless, and then you proceed to posit there is a God and back it up by writing how the hymen is useless! Learn how to debate.

Greasy 1 point 5 months ago

DOGS SHOULDN'T HAVE CHOCOLATE!

Greasy 0 points 5 months ago

Was [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THMAchwBwgs) playing in the background?

Greasy 1 point 6 months ago

Whose*

Greasy 0 points 6 months ago

[Seems he never learned to do so.](https://nypost.com/2024/02/08/entertainment/wil-wheaton-slams-ahole-larry-david-for-attacking-elmo-and-hes-serious/)

Greasy -2 points 6 months ago

Was that period really warmer on average than 2024?

I'm not any of those things, don't be meshugginah.

Greasy -2 points 6 months ago

I prefer "LGBTQIA+ Semite." And can you disprove the claims of this article?