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Goatboy

Member for: 3.2 years

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votes given: 252 (+228/-24)

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I've had a hard time finding any real people who actually give a fuck about US leaving Shitistan. (whatever)

submitted by Goatboy to whatever 2.8 years ago

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Need more help with the dead babies post. (www.voat.xyz)

submitted by Goatboy to whatever 2.8 years ago

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Need help from genius sleuth goats. The more I think about this problem, the less it makes sense. Any evidence you can dig up is greatly appreciated. More in comments. (whatever)

submitted by Goatboy to whatever 2.8 years ago

In Escalante, UT cemetery there is a row of 9 graves that all say unknown infant 1902. This is for a town that likely only had a population of 1-300 people. Any help, leads, tips, or equally befuddled goats would be appreciated. So far internet leads have been disappointing.Thanks in advance.

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Seems like YouTube censorship of various groups should be a violation of the original acquisition contract between Google and YouTube. One of the original YouTube creators might have cause to sue. Just saying. (whatever)

submitted by Goatboy to whatever 2.8 years ago

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Many leaving Afghanistan, the Pentagon needs a convenient enemy to focus on and white men are high on that list. Become inconvenient enemies so they focus somewhere else. Start posting everywhere the phrase: “White Genocide Denier.” And “The Generals are White Genocide Deniers.” Etc (whatever)

submitted by Goatboy to whatever 2.8 years ago

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Recall All Covidiots (whatever)

submitted by Goatboy to whatever 2.8 years ago

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No Consent. No Compliance. (whatever)

submitted by Goatboy to whatever 2.8 years ago

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WTF is the Better Business Bureau and what business has it made better? (whatever)

submitted by Goatboy to whatever 2.8 years ago

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Get vaxed and join the new world religion. (whatever)

submitted by Goatboy to whatever 2.8 years ago

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Get vaxed a d (whatever)

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The mRNA vaccine is an act of faith, not a cliche, but an actual religious ordinance in the new world religion. Join the Church of the Free Man and reject the idol worshipping pagan vaccinators. (whatever)

submitted by Goatboy to whatever 2.8 years ago

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New Subverse: fixthejoke. It’s a place to post mediocre jokes you’ve found and have them improved and mocked by other goats. Enjoy. (www.voat.xyz)

submitted by Goatboy to Fixthejoke 2.8 years ago

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Why was Mario’s ass sore? (Jokes)

submitted by Goatboy to Jokes 2.8 years ago

T’wuz a da spicy meat a’ balls!

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Help me build a list of 100 best Black and White Movies of all time (MoviesWithGoats)

submitted by Goatboy to MoviesWithGoats 2.8 years ago

Just like the title said.

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TIL the block user function can eliminate the front page of voat... (whatever)

submitted by Goatboy to whatever 2.8 years ago

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Check my program (whatever)

submitted by Goatboy to whatever 2.8 years ago

include <iostream>

using namespace std;

int main() {
for (int i = 1; i <= infinity; ++i) {
cout << "KILL THEM ALL " << endl;
}
return 0;
}

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Begin posting in all forums and meat spaces you have access to the phrase: KILL THEM ALL (whatever)

submitted by Goatboy to whatever 2.8 years ago

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Star (whatever)

submitted by Goatboy to whatever 2.8 years ago

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Broke my kids heart today when I told him he couldn’t join military. I told him US Military have become too weak compared to potential enemies and after all the feminist, fags, and trannies are killed. Whatever survivors remain in US will need to start over. (whatever)

submitted by Goatboy to whatever 2.8 years ago

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TIL: The predecessor to the CIA trained Ho Chi Minh in Vietnam during WWII, kinda like how they trained Osama Bin Laden in Afganistan during Russian War... and MS-13 in Nicaragua... Guess which CIA asset is next up to bat? (www.nationalww2museum.org)

submitted by Goatboy to whatever 2.8 years ago

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There’s two types of Death Cult: those who idolize and covet Death vs those who conceptualize and honor Death. It’s an important distinction. (whatever)

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Can you sense the rumblings yet? (whatever)

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Women or couples who’ve recently had a miscarriage: did you tell anyone? (whatever)

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Imagine how different history would have been if King Edward hadn't been a pussy and abdicated, but instead hung Churchill and crew as traitors. (whatever)

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Have you ever noticed no one ever mentions different races of dogs, or horses. (whatever)

submitted by Goatboy to whatever 2.8 years ago