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ClaytonBigsby313
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Have you ever wondered what happens when the streetlights don't come on?     (whatever)

submitted by ClaytonBigsby313 to whatever 3 months ago

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The year was 1991, when we got the answer to the question, what happens if the street lights don't come on. The location was Waterloo Ontario Canada, in the lakeshore north neighborhood. At the time, I was 9.

We never found out why it happened, I only now assume someone didn't call 811 before they dug a hole and it took down the street lights for more then half my neighborhood for a 5 day period, starting Monday. The whole neighborhood was shrouded in darkness at night.

Day 1 - The party

It was a hell of a party and the adults were out and the whole neighborhood had a great time, but we learned something interesting and game changing - ADULTS CANNOT SEE IN THE DARK AS WELL AS CHILDREN CAN. The adults needed flashlights to move around the neighborhood, the children did not.

Day 2 - broken windows

Typical shit, kids being kids causing trouble. But as the night progessed the children became bolder and we started testing the adults, provoking them. All we had to do was dissapear into the darkness and we were safe.

Group tactics began to evolve. Children took the name of their street (I was Mayview), and orders were starting to be given. All kids were required to keep a supply of rocks in their pockets for engaging offensively, and we developed a system for calling in reinforcements. When help was required from the group the children would relay the calls in the direction opposite from where they first heard the request, then proceed towards the call after they heard the next relay. If they heard no relay, then they were the farthest from the call. We practiced group harassment tactics on adults and soon we begin to realize our strength.

Day 3 - the lord of the flies begins

On the third day, the chaos was profound, and we started targeting houses in the neighborhood owned by adults who had, in the past, caused a hard time for us children. Back in the 80s, and 90s there were adults who would target children with belligerence and sometimes violence (Ever seen a boomer attack kids on skateboards like a psychotic for no reason?). That night, we struck back and struck back hard. Imagine 30 kids whipping rocks at your house for 5 minutes, breaking every window you have, both on your house and your car. Suffice to say the police deployed that night but they were unaware, that in the crowd was a 9yo boy raised by a biker gang and WW2 veterans who had with him a 150lbs rottweiler named Pax. The first call for help came midway through the evening.

The police had cornered a few kids and had enough light to pursue and detain. By the time I got there the cop had the kid pinned to the ground. Thats when I threatened the cop.

"We have a giant schnauzer and a doberman with us. Release the child or we loose the dogs on you." At this point the cop started arguing cop shit, so I yelled louder -"The dogs cannot tell the difference between a cop and a child molester and when we loose them, all they'll see is a man hurting a child and they will rip you the fuck apart. Will all the edge and villinay i could muster into my voice I gave him one last order - "Fall back or you're fucking dog food!" I then gave my dog the command to speak, and he did. The cop got wise and let the kid go and fell back to his car and we got out of there.

Day 4 - Parents locking kids in their bedrooms to keep them in. At this point things were almost anarchy. Children were locked in their rooms.... so we found ladders and ran them up the walls to get them out. We had become so embolded by our power that we started trashing the whole neighborhood, pulling down stop signs, destroying gardens, breaking fences and jumping on cars.


Day 5 - Every power company truck in the region was in our neighborhood trying to find the issue. And the police, not only came in force, but they brought Cavalry. Pigs on horses. On this day my parents tried to keep me in my room. I had to jump out my bedroom window, open the front door, called the dog, and we escaped into the night with me yelling "the world is mine" or something to that effect.

My mom raised horses growing up and she taught me a few things about them. One of those things, is that horses are of two minds, a left and a right and they communicate poorly with each other. Because of this, you have to train a horse on it's left and right side, and if you only train it on one side, then it can be spooked by the object on the other side because it doesn't know what it is. This is the weakness of horses.

I provided the tactical instructions for the engagement with the police - Slow running kids were to load up on marbles and rocks, casting the marbles on the ground to suppress the enemy advance, while peppering them with rocks to keep them in a state of distraction. The fast running kids, working in teams of two and three would run circles around the police, swinging sticks at the horses in an effort to spook them and throw their riders. 3 cops were thrown from their horses and those horses ran off. Satisfied that we had proved our point, I called for a retreat, and with my trusty rottweiler beside me I let him off the leash for the first time that week, and we held the battlefield until the other kids had dissapeared, then I did, on a preplanned route through the center of the darkness in the neighborhood.

That night I violated one of the, if not the highest law in Canada - CCC.46-1(B) - High Treason, Warfare against the state, and the preparations hitherto , CCC.46-2(C,D,E)- Conspiracy to commit treason, and lastly CCC.46-270(A,B)-Assault an officer of the peace

For the Waterloo regional police, it was the most humilating defeat they had ever been handed. For me, it was Friday.

And I got away with all of it.
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David Rosenberg: Why immigration could be good for housing affordability in the long run      (financialpost.com)

submitted by ClaytonBigsby313 to whatever 8 months ago

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Oh look a jew supporting immigration.
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Nigger meets coalburning early childhood caregiver....     (barrie.ctvnews.ca)

submitted by ClaytonBigsby313 to whatever 9 months ago

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Immigration is like Running a Mcdonalds with 12 year olds.     (whatever)

submitted by ClaytonBigsby313 to whatever 11 months ago

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Say you own a mcdonalds and you hire a 12 year old to make burgers. What happens?

The kid can make a buger, but not very well and he doesnt give a shit unless you're yelling at him, and he can only make one at a time. When the dinner rush comes, he fucks up everything. But its okay, you have 3 adults on dinner. Kid makes his one burger at at a time. Production goes down slightly. Now you have to pay the kid the same but output is down. Prices go up a bit. A few complaints, nothing big coupons fix it.

The government now has a policy: you must hire more kids.

Now you have two kids and two adults. Dinner is a total mess and you're getting complaints. People stop coming in and spending. Now you have to raise prices and lower wages. Adult employees get upset. They have to babysit low output employees for less money and make a higher share of the burgers.

One of your adults quit. Now you have to hire a 3rd kid. Dinner falls apart and people are upset and stop coming. Now you cant cover the bills. The last adult has a coke problem and sees the sinking ship coming and bails.

Your resturant is now run by 12 year olds. It is lord of the flies. You lose your resturant.
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I had FOUR pair of pakis walk in and beg for a job on Saturday.     (whatever)

submitted by ClaytonBigsby313 to whatever 1 year ago

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Best was after telling them we just hired two guys, one, a jew/paki looking hybrid model said he had a degree in marketing and that he would be a real asset to my company.

When I go to mcdonalds next door, more pakis dropping off resumes every time i get a coffee.

That is all.
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Pfizer director on camera saying they are “mutating" COVID-19 Virus to increase infectiousness.      (twitter.com)

submitted by ClaytonBigsby313 to whatever 1.3 years ago

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Ok which one of you got LGBTQP+ on the front of the other site?     (i.imgur.com)

submitted by ClaytonBigsby313 to whatever 1.3 years ago

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It doesn't even occur to any of them that people would use the lgbtqp+ flag to call you a faggot.
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Today's New Phrase: Rid the Yid     (whatever)

submitted by ClaytonBigsby313 to whatever 1.3 years ago

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Rid the Yid.
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Canadian Hospitals forcibly vaccinating surgical patients under anaesthesia     (twitter.com)

submitted by ClaytonBigsby313 to whatever 1.5 years ago

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Had suspected this was the case. Got banned from GLP instantly for posting this.
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Xpost from godlikeproductions - How To Get A Lawmaker Out Of Office Legally     (www.godlikeproductions.com)

submitted by ClaytonBigsby313 to whatever 1.8 years ago

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The goverment wouldnt kill us they need the tax revenue.      (ShitMillennialsSay)

submitted by ClaytonBigsby313 to ShitMillennialsSay 1.9 years ago

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Said to me by a vaccinated mellenial who trusted the science.
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bottle kids     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by ClaytonBigsby313 to whatever 2.3 years ago

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What if everyone stop using their cell phones in protest?     (whatever)

submitted by ClaytonBigsby313 to whatever 2.3 years ago

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We need memes that show the damage the pandemic is doing to POCs. Ill explain why.      (whatever)

submitted by ClaytonBigsby313 to whatever 2.4 years ago

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By distributing memes with say, large POC families like say mexicans having a big christmas, that reads "This is what they took from you". This hijacks the mechanism that all the normies have been programmed with to feel you know their hearts on their sleeves bleeding and s*** when Mexicans or niggers are getting harmed they don't care about themselves but over the poor Mexican!

Heres the kicker - if you argue the pocs haven't been harmed the question begs:so why is it just white people who are suffering. Are we being targeted?
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Never Stop Fighting     (www.therecord.com)

submitted by ClaytonBigsby313 to whatever 2.6 years ago

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Helmut didn't.
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OP's mom     (imgur.com)

submitted by ClaytonBigsby313 to Memeries 3.0 years ago

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My jew landlord is a slumlord. I think I'll not pay him.     (whatever)

submitted by ClaytonBigsby313 to whatever 3.1 years ago

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Lets see how long I can milk this jew fucker. I've got video of unsafe electrical work in the furnace, utilities disabled during season, break and enter, harassment, no license, no smoke detector/co detector, turning the heat down, showing without notice... Given how backed up evictions are, I could milk this 18 months. Fuck the jews.
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Iron Biden - One (Metallica)     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by ClaytonBigsby313 to funny 3.1 years ago

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Musings on the origins of the modern Jew     (whatever)

submitted by ClaytonBigsby313 to whatever 3.1 years ago

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In genetics if you have a feature that… is no longer is used… it becomes vestigial… and useless.

This is what has become of jewish men.

You see after the Bar Kohkba uprising and Hadrian wiping out the jews and burning down the second temple, they were scattered to the winds. Most of the jew’s neighbors had good reason at the time to hate them and would have delighted in pressing the women into sexual slavery and working the men to death. The men that survived after all weren’t the brave or the strong, they were the cowards who ran. They probably didn’t put up much of a fight.

With the only purpose for jewish men to exist being to pull the yoke, there was no need to let them breed with the jew women, who were now concubines and whores whose sons were taken away as soon as they were old enough to be of use. As a consequence, jewish culture and tradition passed down matrilineal lines, because they had no choice if they were to survive as a people.

This creates the matriarchal line, with it only being possible to determine if someone is a jew only if they were born of a jew.

Lacking a choice-dependent feedback loop in their genetics, their errors in their X chromosome began to emerge. The type of men that frequent prostitutes tend to be of not the best stock themselves who often have negative epigenetic factors working against them as much as their bad DNA, like alcoholism, violent mental illnesses like bipolar or borderline, and even things like schizophrenia. These were the men dropping loads in jewish pussy for 1000 years… the ones we wouldn’t let our daughters marry. And thus the jews became not just mutt hybrids, but the dumpster heap of human genetics. With their only selection pressure being the ability of their women to look pretty, have a tight hole, big squishy jew tits with lots of milk, and able to survive childbirth.

And that’s where it all went wrong. In order to maintain a genetically healthy population, you need selection pressure on the MALE side not the female side. Here’s why - Women inherit an X chromosome from their mother and father, men only from their mother. When you have two chromosomes and one has a defect, your cells can use the information on the second chromosome to correct for it.

But not if you’re a male. The point of male genetics is to isolate the factors so women (or nature) can choose to or not choose to breed with them given the traits that are most successful or that women find most useful for their environment. Some children would carry the defects and be be less successful, killing off their undesirable traits, while others would get lucky, not carry the defects and be more successful.

But without breeding within your own population group and selecting for the useful attributes needed to survive in the conditions you are in, this mechanism breaks down and there was nothing to stop the defects being injected into the jew X chromosome from being carried from generation to generation as the defects magnified over time when similarly defective DNA was injected, which is of no major consequence to the female because she has a healthy spare X ‘sone she inherited from her non jew father. Given time jewish populations were able to escape thier slavery and form communities, those communities were small and inbreeding was common and the defects magnified over time. If you know anything about pure-breeding animals you know that inbreeding tends to magnify both negative and positive traits. The surviving jews were thus selected to be cunning and intelligent, but of poor physical stock and ability (because their mothers had been laying on their backs for a thousand years)

Now look at jews. How stable do you think their X chromosomes are? Disgusting goblin like bodies covered in greasy hair, gangly aliend arms and duck waddle like chicken legs, raspy breathing, ball sack soulless eyes. They know what they are. Abominations. So much so we created archetypes and stories about witches, goblins, trolls, demons, vampires, to not just scare but warn our children and future generations about the Jew.

Now you know why the jew woman hates all men. Why she seeks to emasculate and control all men as was done to hers and her sons.

It’s not the jewish men that are in charge. It’s their women. The men are their thralls.