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Immigration is like Running a Mcdonalds with 12 year olds.

submitted by ClaytonBigsby313 to whatever 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 15:12:35 ago (+9/-0)     (whatever)

Say you own a mcdonalds and you hire a 12 year old to make burgers. What happens?

The kid can make a buger, but not very well and he doesnt give a shit unless you're yelling at him, and he can only make one at a time. When the dinner rush comes, he fucks up everything. But its okay, you have 3 adults on dinner. Kid makes his one burger at at a time. Production goes down slightly. Now you have to pay the kid the same but output is down. Prices go up a bit. A few complaints, nothing big coupons fix it.

The government now has a policy: you must hire more kids.

Now you have two kids and two adults. Dinner is a total mess and you're getting complaints. People stop coming in and spending. Now you have to raise prices and lower wages. Adult employees get upset. They have to babysit low output employees for less money and make a higher share of the burgers.

One of your adults quit. Now you have to hire a 3rd kid. Dinner falls apart and people are upset and stop coming. Now you cant cover the bills. The last adult has a coke problem and sees the sinking ship coming and bails.

Your resturant is now run by 12 year olds. It is lord of the flies. You lose your resturant.


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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 15:56:30 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 15:58:34 ago (+1/-0)

at least I get my immediate pleasure on a personal scale

You just described sophism more succinctly than I ever could.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 16:10:36 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 16:03:24 ago (+1/-0)

Bks advertising agent on here did his job and I thought that spider burger was cute so I called to see if they had it but they warned ahead of time that the ice cream machine is down.

I really only thought that was mcdonalds lore but I guess bk is jumping on that train now too.

[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 20, 2023 19:35:19 ago (+0/-0)

You think it would make it through the first hour?

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2 yearsMay 21, 2023 01:33:35 ago (+0/-0)

from what age are children actually allowed to work in america? (I hope it's not 12...)