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AlexanderMorose13
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Looks like an AI image, but a good one. Don't know much about Bonnie and Clyde, but Texas still has some fanboys and history tours set up about them.


/v/WhiteBeauty viewpost?postid=684d645e46916

One of the greatest lines that I ever heard was from Niko Bellic in Grand Theft Auto IV when he was talking to the other Russian guy who said Niko owed him money. Niko responded, "the only payment that I owe you is a bullet to the head. Don't worry, I intend to repay in full, with plenty of interest."


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=684cd7209c103

I laughed harder at this than I should have.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=684cd7209c103

Depends. A blurry photo of a mirror doesn't help.

To really "be" Kenny, you'd have to have your winter gear put on so tight it covers your mouth and makes everything that you say sound muffled, so you can get away with having an absurd amount of profanity in nearly every statement you make.

You'd also have to have a good rep and decent heart because you've grown up poor and have been forced to learn the value of hard and honest work firsthand, because your Dad's a constant drunk.

Lastly, you'd need to be willing to do anything your friends tell you at all costs. Even if it results in physical detriment. Don't worry, they're loyal in return to you, but you might end up in the hospital a few times.

Start a checklist for the rest, and start crossing everything off slowly.


/v/AskGoats viewpost?postid=684d702334226

Using a disassembled round as an improved hammer? It's still dangerous, but not nearly as dangerous as being exposed with a tank that doesn't work in combat.

Does make me want to buy him a beer and hear some other stories, though. I need to learn Russian, first.


/v/videos viewpost?postid=684b1b37e1080

Can't wait until part 2 of the vid comes out when his voice is all high and squeaky. Lol.


/v/funny viewpost?postid=684b53d76795c

Read about how he died, and then read this quote again.

The irony makes this hilarious.


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=6847625ba45b5

Sadly, I had more fun with this than I should have.

I could care less about Porknoy, but if his meltdown spurns more of this kind of meme warfare, I might actually find out why I should care.


/v/HebraicHijinksandSheenyShenanigans viewpost?postid=6847570fc09bd

There's a difference between being alright and being whole. He's going to have weeks to months of painful therapy to go through if he survives. He's going to have to relearn how to do basic care and maintenance, and that's if he's not paralyzed or brain-damaged.

Sad to say, but there is a point beyond where keeping someone else alive is less of a blessing and more of a torment.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6844dd7566c30

Survived, maybe. Still good to go? Probably not.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6844dd7566c30

You mean (((banker backed gangsters)))?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6844dd7566c30

Jeez, 3 or 4 shots in rapid succession, one hit his head. Part of his hair/wig flew up. He gone.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6844dd7566c30

This is a pretty great AI video. Loved the part where she drank wine while continuing to talk. That's talented right there.


/v/clusterBbitches viewpost?postid=6844804a32927

Can see years of experience in a few minute video.


/v/videos viewpost?postid=6843b2896f3d8

Imagine demanding justice be served when you're upset you didn't get to successfully rob/kill someone.

Niggers.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=6840194369022

Well . . . can't say that I didn't see this coming . . .

Everyone getting mad at the guy who improved on electric go-carts. . .


/v/MAGA viewpost?postid=6840e34e42444

This kind of thing only happens because you built your personality around leaning back and accepting it. Nature abhors a void space, and the reasons that these situations keep happening is because you don't want them to without learning what created them in the first place.

First, get rid of these friends. They're not friends, and much like you, people change over time. If you explain to them that you don't want things you say to them in confidence to be used against you in public, and they do it, that's more than enough cause to tell them that they're not worth your time or presence. I've gotten rid of friends that I've known for years throughout high school and college for various reasons; some got married and had kids and we grew apart, and some others, in even worse cases, never grew beyond their high school personalities and got tiresome and annoying to deal with, even going to the point of calling me names for leaving them behind when I started acting with maturity.

Second, start acting with maturity and integrity. If you ever get told something in confidence, write it down somewhere secret, if you have to, but NEVER repeat it. Ever. If you violate the rules that you want others to act by, they'll violate your rules when they see that you don't hold onto the standard. Be careful of crossing the line, or your line will get crossed by everyone else.

TLDR: two short rules from the Bible: nature abhors a void space, and your personality is lacking the traits to make those around you to keep to their word, and remember that you shall reap what you have sown. Study this well.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6840f5236fce9

Been listening to this one a lot lately. . .

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=RH9sIoO6xpQ


/v/ElectronicMusic viewpost?postid=6839d9e15f44e

Cute. He seems well taken care of.


/v/dogs viewpost?postid=683b1904efddc

Well, this made me want to see what a badass pope is like.


/v/RomanCatholicism viewpost?postid=68377ffa3a541