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I did the math and calculated what the jews owe us

submitted by 2Drunk to whatever 15 hoursJun 13, 2025 21:57:52 ago (+28/-0)     (whatever)

Given that the holocaust never happened I say they owe us 6,000,000 dead jews since 1945. Given that jews invented usury I say we add a 22% APR for every year the promised number was not met. Therefore I dare say they owe us 48.6 trillion dead jews.


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[ - ] Sleazy 6 points 15 hoursJun 13, 2025 22:00:57 ago (+6/-0)

A veritable mathematician

[ - ] observation1 4 points 14 hoursJun 13, 2025 23:15:23 ago (+4/-0)

Tell jews theres a 50% off sale this weekend if they commit to self checkout.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 2 hoursJun 14, 2025 11:24:17 ago (+1/-0)

I laughed harder at this than I should have.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 3 points 7 hoursJun 14, 2025 05:41:18 ago (+3/-0)*

"One Jewish Life Is Worth More Than 10,000 non-Jews"
Can't we at least get a discount?

[ - ] MayhemInChief 1 point 9 hoursJun 14, 2025 04:05:01 ago (+1/-0)

Not to mention the second account of all the dead goyem. Always withdrawing from the account, constantly overdrafting, and absolutely never meeting minimum monthly payments.

[ - ] JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 13 hoursJun 14, 2025 00:14:52 ago (+2/-1)

That's a lot of jews. Do single sperm cells count? Fire up the masturbation machine.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 2 hoursJun 14, 2025 11:25:59 ago (+0/-0)

One of the greatest lines that I ever heard was from Niko Bellic in Grand Theft Auto IV when he was talking to the other Russian guy who said Niko owed him money. Niko responded, "the only payment that I owe you is a bullet to the head. Don't worry, I intend to repay in full, with plenty of interest."

[ - ] rhy 0 points 5 hoursJun 14, 2025 07:40:24 ago (+0/-0)

I thought you were going to do an actual calculation of all the harm that usury has caused

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 13 hoursJun 14, 2025 00:21:12 ago (+0/-0)

What dollar amount would you put to the 50 million (60% of all) europeans they killed in the black plague where 99% of all Whites died within 7 miles of where they were born and couldn’t read, yet every corner of Europe was claiming jews were dumping bodies down their wells, while jews were the only people traveling anywhere.
And the plague just happened to completely skip the jewish homeland at the time (Poland)

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 15 hoursJun 13, 2025 22:24:07 ago (+0/-0)

We accept full bodies or heads. Ashes and foreskins are Not acceptable as payment!

[ - ] bohmoonx -1 points 14 hoursJun 13, 2025 23:13:53 ago (+0/-1)

If you do the calculations I'm all in for Reparations for slavery!

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 1 point 14 hoursJun 13, 2025 23:24:08 ago (+1/-0)

You do know the jews were the ones that did slavery?