Hopefully don't regret saying this but... Earthquake is on my bucket list. I have been in the eye of a hurricane, saw an active volcano shooting red rocks in the air, even had a tornado go right over my car. What else is there? Oh...fucking scamdemic.
Looks like they are creating blockchain analytics software for La Migra; already had for US Secret Service and the Department of Homeland Security.
Homeland security is against terrorist. Secret Service is counterfeiting. I.C.E. is drug smuggling and sex trafficking.
Coinbase wants to be more like a traditional bank including all the regulation so they can create a competitive moat.
They also are trying out some sort of method to LEND cryptos and I'm sure earn interest. Security and Exchange commission stopped it for now. My guess is they will have to be even more open to regulations before they will be allowed to lend.
“OJ Simpson was in a different kind of courtroom this week attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, OJ pointed out quote ‘Hey, they’re still alive, aren’t they?’”
Anyone here actually work as a stock boy? I did. Real big box store. I was the best cart wrangler in town. Kept them all organized, clean, and available. Before the motorized helper.
NEWS FLASH...You do not have to return them to the cart bin. That's my job. Leave then wherever you want. Just not where they could roll and hit someones car. I got the rest.
I NEVER showed up to work surprised I had to collect carts. Do you go to work surprised you gotta flip waffles? Is your mom surprised she has to wipe off the stripper poal(so;-) After a hair cut do you sweep up your own hair? Is your barber surprised there is hair on the floor?
You are demeaning someone's job. Isn't the point of Labor Day that we respect people who labor? Quit playing their bullshit games.
I worked at a large restaurant chain. Decent enough music. Until that Christmas where the same version of Jingle Bell rock was on both sides of the tape. Decades later and I still can't stomach a cheddar biscut or that song.
And what about the effects of a 737 (~60,000lbs) slamming into the tower mid flight (~500mph) and that jetfuel ignighting into a ball of fire? Think that might put some strain on the remaining support beams?
Saw Chuck Schumer taking to folks who suffered damage from the hurricane. This is why we need to fight climate change he said. Never waste an opportunity.
If you count the syllables closely you'll notice his post was written entirely in haikus format.
Also WWG1WGA is intentionally wrong; he typed WWG1VVGA.
According to my Micky Mouse decoder ring the storm is almost here. Popcorn with a side of covid.
Back when the reddit group wall street bets was driving up gamestop robinhood for a time didn't allow their customers to buy gamestop; only sell it. They said they were protecting their customers which they are somewhat obligated to do. HOWEVER... robinhood is owned in part by a hedge fund. Rumor is the hedge fund was taking HUGE losses because of gamestop. So robinhood may have been protecting their hedge fund boss not their little guy customers. But hey I'm just a dog here in minecraft so you'd be crazy to listen to me.
My friend handed me the book and without context I started reading. It was a sex to torture scene. Burned her eyeball and something about the wet snapping sounds her entrails made. Kinda messed me up for a min.
Also Ayn Rand wrote Anthem without the word "I". Instead in that distopian future everyone was taught to say "we" to drive home their collectivist bullshit.
All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.
Close the tank!
Wait, aren't you even going to watch them? They could get away!
No no no, I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?
TOVA 1 point 3.7 years ago
Private Joker:
How can you shoot women and children?
Door Gunner:
Easy... you don't lead 'em so much.
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TOVA 1 point 3.7 years ago
Hopefully don't regret saying this but... Earthquake is on my bucket list. I have been in the eye of a hurricane, saw an active volcano shooting red rocks in the air, even had a tornado go right over my car. What else is there? Oh...fucking scamdemic.
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TOVA 2 points 3.7 years ago
Looks like they are creating blockchain analytics software for La Migra; already had for US Secret Service and the Department of Homeland Security.
Homeland security is against terrorist. Secret Service is counterfeiting. I.C.E. is drug smuggling and sex trafficking.
Coinbase wants to be more like a traditional bank including all the regulation so they can create a competitive moat.
They also are trying out some sort of method to LEND cryptos and I'm sure earn interest. Security and Exchange commission stopped it for now. My guess is they will have to be even more open to regulations before they will be allowed to lend.
But what do I know? I'm some asshole on talk.lol
/v/Crypto viewpost?postid=614a9afd13b5a
TOVA 0 points 3.8 years ago
If the post heading is accurate and this is a reply to Don....the first line pretty much says it all.
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TOVA 2 points 3.8 years ago
Mistakes will be made. Others will be blamed.
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TOVA 2 points 3.8 years ago
“OJ Simpson was in a different kind of courtroom this week attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, OJ pointed out quote ‘Hey, they’re still alive, aren’t they?’”
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TOVA 3 points 3.8 years ago
I win. Here's a pop song celebrating the degeneracy we loathe.
https://youtu.be/2nXGPZaTKik
(BONUS: Blackface at 30 seconds)
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TOVA 0 points 3.8 years ago
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pilot_Mountain_US-52_in_NC_071102.JPG
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TOVA 0 points 3.8 years ago
Anyone here actually work as a stock boy? I did. Real big box store. I was the best cart wrangler in town. Kept them all organized, clean, and available. Before the motorized helper.
NEWS FLASH...You do not have to return them to the cart bin. That's my job. Leave then wherever you want. Just not where they could roll and hit someones car. I got the rest.
I NEVER showed up to work surprised I had to collect carts. Do you go to work surprised you gotta flip waffles? Is your mom surprised she has to wipe off the stripper poal(so;-) After a hair cut do you sweep up your own hair? Is your barber surprised there is hair on the floor?
You are demeaning someone's job. Isn't the point of Labor Day that we respect people who labor? Quit playing their bullshit games.
/v/whatever viewpost?postid=613e6b7165b3d
TOVA 2 points 3.8 years ago
I worked at a large restaurant chain. Decent enough music. Until that Christmas where the same version of Jingle Bell rock was on both sides of the tape. Decades later and I still can't stomach a cheddar biscut or that song.
/v/music viewpost?postid=613d33d3b4b17
TOVA 1 point 3.8 years ago
And what about the effects of a 737 (~60,000lbs) slamming into the tower mid flight (~500mph) and that jetfuel ignighting into a ball of fire? Think that might put some strain on the remaining support beams?
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TOVA 0 points 3.8 years ago
Bienvenido a Amazon. I love you.
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TOVA 0 points 3.8 years ago
Delbert Grady: Did you know, Mr. Torrance, that your son is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation? Did you know that?
Jack Torrance: No.
Delbert Grady: He is, Mr. Torrance.
Jack Torrance: Who?
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TOVA 0 points 3.8 years ago
Delbert Grady: Did you know, Mr. Torrance, that your son is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation? Did you know that?
Jack Torrance: No.
Delbert Grady: He is, Mr. Torrance.
Jack Torrance: Who?
/v/movies viewpost?postid=6137b1e12d6c5
TOVA 5 points 3.8 years ago
Saw Chuck Schumer taking to folks who suffered damage from the hurricane. This is why we need to fight climate change he said. Never waste an opportunity.
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TOVA 4 points 3.8 years ago
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum
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TOVA 0 points 3.8 years ago
Helps with allergies?
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TOVA 1 point 3.8 years ago
"They use force, to make you do, what the deciders, have decided you must do."
-- Zack de la Rocha
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TOVA -1 points 3.8 years ago
If you count the syllables closely you'll notice his post was written entirely in haikus format.
Also WWG1WGA is intentionally wrong; he typed WWG1VVGA.
According to my Micky Mouse decoder ring the storm is almost here. Popcorn with a side of covid.
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TOVA 0 points 3.9 years ago
Back when the reddit group wall street bets was driving up gamestop robinhood for a time didn't allow their customers to buy gamestop; only sell it. They said they were protecting their customers which they are somewhat obligated to do. HOWEVER... robinhood is owned in part by a hedge fund. Rumor is the hedge fund was taking HUGE losses because of gamestop. So robinhood may have been protecting their hedge fund boss not their little guy customers. But hey I'm just a dog here in minecraft so you'd be crazy to listen to me.
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TOVA 1 point 3.9 years ago
Meow.
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TOVA 1 point 3.9 years ago
Of course he survived. The article even says "Fortunately, however, no injuries have been reported."
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TOVA 1 point 4.0 years ago
There must be a problem with the earth's gravitational pull, Marty.
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TOVA 1 point 4.0 years ago
My friend handed me the book and without context I started reading. It was a sex to torture scene. Burned her eyeball and something about the wet snapping sounds her entrails made. Kinda messed me up for a min.
Also Ayn Rand wrote Anthem without the word "I". Instead in that distopian future everyone was taught to say "we" to drive home their collectivist bullshit.
/v/funny viewpost?postid=60d883245dd77
TOVA 1 point 4.0 years ago
All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.
Close the tank!
Wait, aren't you even going to watch them? They could get away!
No no no, I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?
/v/whatever viewpost?postid=60d559a5e973f