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Worst 80s song ever.

submitted by calx to music 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 22:14:36 ago (+9/-1)     (music)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxX2gA18grk

My mom tortured me with crap like this on the way to high school practice. Post your own ha.


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[ - ] NoFatChicks 5 points 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 22:36:41 ago (+5/-0)

I grew up with this music. How much does your mom weigh?

[ - ] calx [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 22:38:05 ago (+1/-0)

A fucking shit ton. You into 70 year olds? lmao

[ - ] NoFatChicks 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 22:41:43 ago (+3/-0)

I\'m old enough to remember this so I will share with you my pain.\r\n\r\nhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9AjkUyX0rVw

[ - ] calx [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 22:44:06 ago (+2/-0)

LMFAO you win. fuck that song.

[ - ] NoFatChicks 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 22:48:16 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] calx [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 22:49:35 ago (+1/-0)

(((Bette)))

[ - ] winners_history 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 14, 2021 12:15:47 ago (+0/-0)

Came here to post this. The low point of the '80s.

[ - ] TOVA 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 22:29:15 ago (+3/-0)

I win. Here's a pop song celebrating the degeneracy we loathe.

https://youtu.be/2nXGPZaTKik

(BONUS: Blackface at 30 seconds)

[ - ] calx [op] 5 points 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 22:30:55 ago (+5/-0)

Jesus never saw the vid before. The music industry got Schlomoed a long time ago damn.

[ - ] Merlynn 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 14, 2021 00:09:48 ago (+2/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsneH0mOq-0

I think this is the winner. Horrible "singing",terrible music,god awful lyrics.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 14, 2021 07:32:14 ago (+0/-0)

No way. That's cool in a corny way. They also did one of the few Christmas songs I can tolerate.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 14, 2021 13:37:26 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Thisismyaccount 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 22:18:52 ago (+2/-0)*

My ex played this in the car all the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

[ - ] calx [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 22:29:19 ago (+1/-0)*

Yah that's an 80s candidate for gouging out your ears with a pitchfork.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 14, 2021 15:33:51 ago (+1/-0)

Is that why she is your ex?

[ - ] Thisismyaccount 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 14, 2021 15:42:42 ago (+1/-0)

One of the reasons she is lol

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 14, 2021 08:39:13 ago (+1/-0)

See the hebrew on the faggots shirt?

[ - ] MartinTimothy 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 14, 2021 00:37:23 ago (+1/-0)*

Teenage Dirtbag was not only the worst song of the 80's it was the worst song ever, ranking alongside TT's "Tiptoe Thru the Tulips" and Chuck Berry's "Ding-a-Ling," like everyone knows there are plenty of wankers in the community you don't need to hear about 'em when you turn on the radio .. I would just like to add, all of the vids listed here start with footage of the same mulatto chick prancing across the screen, makes me puke..

[ - ] germ22 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 14, 2021 00:13:54 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] gat 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 14, 2021 02:31:34 ago (+0/-0)

Sorry, no..

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 14, 2021 13:36:15 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Bornoffireandice 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 23:27:48 ago (+1/-0)

What, no Safety Dance?

[ - ] NeedleStack 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 23:45:56 ago (+1/-0)

Um.. he wants 80s songs that suck. How dare you.

[ - ] Bornoffireandice 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 14, 2021 00:15:22 ago (+0/-0)

Are you sure it doesn't?

[ - ] NeedleStack 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 14, 2021 00:19:45 ago (+0/-0)

:(

[ - ] Bornoffireandice 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 14, 2021 22:30:27 ago (+1/-0)

Don't let me get you down.

You can dance if you want to,
but leave your friends behind.
Because your friends don't dance,
and, if they don't dance,
they're no friends of mine.

[ - ] NoFatChicks 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 22:59:47 ago (+1/-0)

Outside the required parameter but this gem.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lul-Y8vSr0I

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 22:52:18 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] calx [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 22:54:20 ago (+2/-0)

That's great thank you for participating.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 14, 2021 16:51:40 ago (+0/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 14, 2021 00:43:41 ago (+0/-0)

I was locked up in sac county juvenile hall when this song came out. Pumped through the speakers in our cells 24/7. You could hit the “off” button when you got tired of the crap, but it was the only type of music available.

[ - ] NeedleStack 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 23:45:14 ago (+0/-0)

I'm pretty sure this is way worse: https://youtu.be/_r0n9Dv6XnY

It's infuriating how the melody gets stuck in your head.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 23:38:55 ago (+0/-0)

Same, except: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1UmfX4DjqA

Now, I kind of like it...

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 23:38:41 ago (+0/-0)

Billie Jean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_XLOBDo_Y
Ive heard it entirely too much.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 23:32:45 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 23:30:55 ago (+0/-0)

There's a LOT of worse 80's music than that.

[ - ] calx [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 22:16:52 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] NeedleStack 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2021 23:49:12 ago (+1/-0)

RIP.