On a strict diet, doing well so I waited a full month for a cheat meal.
Picked a local mountain lodge in the hills outside town a full hour dirtbike ride away, just to make myself work for it, on an awesome day to ride.
Get there and it’s just me and this other pair in a large outdoor seating area and one is a complete early transitioning 50 year old twink in a tube top.
Hard enough to enjoy my first lager in 2 months even with my back turned. But as soon as my food comes out, I shit you not, the second I pick up the first wing, with my taste buds high diving each other, this fucking festering hair and gravel filled wound of a carcass, let’s the most diseased fart rip I’ve ever heard…..ever..
I mean the kind that absolutely forces your mind to try and imagine what kind of orifice could have produced that.
Like whatever it takes to drop your jaw and pause your rage for 2-5 seconds…. Much weirder!
Like the biggest ripper you ever heard, but coming out of your eyeball.
Like for you hunters, imagine throwing a moose or Elk stomach 20ft in the air and letting it splat on a clean tile floor, while a massive door wings shut and whistling as loud as you can at the same time..
Even weirder!
Swear on my race I thought there was a medical issue and they were about to start screaming for 911.
I literally froze for 5 min until the hot server (thank fuck she was hot) comes asks if there’s something wrong with my food, and I just looked her straight in the eye and asked “is that thing staying up here?” The second she fakes confusionI just say “THAT….” without glancing, pointing or anything. And she totally got it, just says no and walks away looking embarrassed.
It’s been 3 hours and I still don’t think I’m going to get a cheat meal in today…
She’d rather slander her race and insist ALL of society shame themselves and change for her convenience, then even consider responsibility for he actions.
It doesn’t matter how many “based” people are in the Proud Boys. And it doesn’t matter if they’re trolling.
Because when they’re leadership is consistently proven feds, and their ranks are riddled with fags, niggers AND jews, while chanting “we are gay” at protests, and violently attacking pro White groups while calling them “racist pieces of shit” while they leave Antifa right across the street alone.
Then intentions are completely irrelevant when drowning in their actions. All while getting Whites demonized at the same time.
Like how has some billionaire not built an underwater crane drone with nothing but a hook on it that can drag a crane cable down at high speed to just hook on to something relatively small to retrieve it?
How could that not be done for a million dollars?
Just a couple serious electric propellers and cameras attached to a crane hook run by remote control.
