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Panic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ohreeLlCcw


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Not sure if I want to take this on. Most people are Churchitarians. I got my education in London 1978-1979 at the Orange Street Congregational Church. They teach what is called British-Israelism. I only joined because of a cute redhead. Years later, I met a an old man in California teaching a clarification of British-Israelism, and being a bit older, I got interested. Still can't stand going to regular churches. Will post a good link more in line with my interests and my central theme should I do the deed.


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Panic 1 point 6 days ago

I kept hearing it on the Doctor Demento Show on AM radio.


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Panic 1 point 1 week ago

The Peacock Throne was the greatest ever made. Cost twice as much to make as the Taj Mahal. Has the two largest cut diamonds in it plus every kind of precious jewel. Sadly, it was destroyed long ago by idiots who haqd just killed the Shah, then grabbed up the pieces to split between themselves.


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The white haired host at the beginning of the video was the notorious Jimmy Savile. Wikipedia states:

Sir James Wilson Vincent Savile (/ˈsævɪl/; 31 October 1926 – 29 October 2011) was an English media personality and DJ. He was known for his eccentric image, charitable work, and hosting the BBC shows Top of the Pops and Jim'll Fix It. After his death, hundreds of allegations of sexual abuse made against him were investigated, tarnishing his reputation and leading the police to conclude that he was a predatory sex offender.

Savile provided children to the royal family and all the wealthy and powerful perverts. The queen Knighted him for 'services rendered'. Wikipedia downplays his story to protect the reputations of his wealthy clients.


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Panic 1 point 1 week ago

Many funny songs go way back, but this was from much more recent times. Just popped in my head. Fun sharing this and the other whimsical and silly songs. It a break from all the usual heartache and despair on UpGoat.


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>Everyone in the Bible is Jewish.

Nope, they are Israelites. In the times between the new and old testaments, High Priest Hyrcanus did something new: Hyrcanus initiated a military campaign against the Edomites. During this campaign Hyrcanus conquered Adora, Maresha and other Edomite towns. Hyrcanus then instituted forced conversions of the Edomites to Judaism. This was an unprecedented measure for a Judean ruler; it was the first instance of forced conversion.

Converted Edomites flooded into Judea and these were the people we call jews today. Real Israelites were never jews. Almost all of the real Israelites were force relocated by Assyria to lands to the north. When Assyria fell, these people moved to the Caucuses Mountains, and later flooded into a mostly empty Europe. Coming from the Caucuses, were called Caucasians. That's us, and yes, these were White folks.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqeosLFLqNg


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Panic 1 point 1 week ago

Who on earth writes these funny songs? LOL


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I earlier posted Mad Dogs And Englishmen and my first post, There Are Bad Times Just Around The Corner which seems to have disappeared along with my 2 punk rock posts. Why does this keep happening?


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Panic 1 point 1 week ago

And despite losing 2 songs from 2 days ago, all the rest suddenly popped up. Ahhhh, thought System was messin' with me. Thanks!


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>None of this story makes any sense.
Wouldn't a dude turn into a werebull?

It would screw up the lyrics as a werebull. Plus, no titties. But GreenSaint might enjoy the werebull graphic possibilities.


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Panic 1 point 1 week ago

I love this. It's me and almost everybody I know now. Thanks!


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Panic 1 point 1 week ago

Thanks PWH!

I saw Frank Zappa in London in 1978. He wanted to do a live record, but the Brits were so polite that there was no yelling or clapping or other noises. Frank was pissed and finally just gave up for lack of audience participation. LOL


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Panic 1 point 1 week ago

All my sisters got pregnant from toilet seats.


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Panic 1 point 1 week ago

I was sixty when I had my heart attack, followed by quadruple bypass. Take care of yourself, young man! LOL

Andd thanks for this one, which I've never heard.


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Panic 1 point 1 week ago

Wow! This played on the radio a lot when I was a teen. Forgot all about it. Thanks!


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Panic 1 point 1 week ago

A strange and little known record. Just perfect for this subverse. Thanks


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I got this one from y'all here at UpGoat.


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Panic 1 point 1 week ago

And this song reminds me of Sweet Violets, which I will post. Thanks!


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Panic 1 point 1 week ago

Damn this is great! I may have brain damage from this on LOL

Thanks, good man!


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Oh, okay. Nice alt account name. Again, feel free to block me. Won't hurt my feelings. And calling me a kike, which is quite incorrect, means you seem to find some joy in chatting with kikes. Better look elsewhere. I'm Irish and German.

And why the alt account? I never have alts, having nothing to hide. Anyway, I have my armor on, so insults just dribble off me. Bye for now. And have a god life as a ghost. Sounds fun.


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Panic 1 point 1 week ago

OMG, this was wonderful! Forgot all about it. Great post. Thanks!


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