Last time I got robbed by niggers, there was a whole, what do you call a whole big group of them? A herd? A steaming heap? Idunno, I was much younger and stupider and thought I could push my fucked up motorcycle through THAT part of town to the shop. Boy did I learn my lesson. I was most concerned for the bike... because retard young biker mentality... and I knew I couldn't take on ALL of them. I only lost a walkman that time.
I heard that some 'black person' ended up shot in the face on that very corner, but I don't know anything about that. But it made me happy when I heard it, because I am apparently a bad person or whatever...
I hope you took their money and their teeth in recompense for your time and effort.
I don't usually give any fucks about motor boats, but this one was special. And the owner was pretty cool. I kinda sorta wanted to invite myself aboard, but he was clearly in the middle of something so I didn't... and I also had things to do on my boat anyway.
That's because you're mainly familiar with his later stuff where that is completely the case. Back in the '50s, he was quite inspired and recorded some pretty great shit... then his ego, and success, and being a nigger got to him I guess. For some reason, I think this one is my favorite, if you were wondering for some reason:
https://youtu.be/IrVnm66joQk
That's how I've done everything as well, thankfully sans the snow part of it... But this job is SO finicky and requires SO many jacks and things - fuck it, it's worth paying the guy with the right tools to get it done properly without breaking things and cussing as much as I probably would for that particular job. I know the shop the previous owner took it to, so I'll try them first I guess. This'll be my first time there, as I've done all the other work on it. They're kind of fun to work on, those Germans engineered them well still back then. I guess they still do sometimes, but not always...
Only the aft sensor by the cat is throwing the error at the moment, but I ordered both fore and aft sensors just in case. I'm sure both will need to be replaced before too long, but maybe I can just hire someone to do the forward one since I am too faggy and I never got that lift installed in the garage, and now the garage is mom's storage unit to fill with crap. I should get rid of that crap!
Holy shit, totally have a thing in common with Pontiac! Also gotta loosen up the motor mounts, to get it to raise a good few inches, just to be able to reach the damned thing! STILL looks impossible even then... I'm just gonna throw it away and get a new one. That new AMG E-class coupe looks nice
Wow, that's old, from before they did all the things. They had a site for her somewhere where they showed off all the crazy things they did. They took out the original [GORGEOUS] diesels from the 20s that were still in there... and still ran fine! ...and installed super modern monstrosities that get better mileage but are sure to last nowhere near as long... and holy hell, they don't even TRY to make big engines pretty anymore these days. Mostly.
Anyway, here's a pic from when she was in our marina awhile back. https://pic8.co/sh/XCxQGW.jpg
No, no! ALWAYS pad your resume! Then you were EMPEROR of the pantry, and OVERLORD of the walk-in freezer! HR departments suck it up. They are so dumb, and also ugly.
Darth_Nougat 0 points 4.2 years ago
I don't see a similar feature here yet. But I am noob still. Heck, site itself is noob still!
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Darth_Nougat 0 points 4.2 years ago
Nice.
Last time I got robbed by niggers, there was a whole, what do you call a whole big group of them? A herd? A steaming heap? Idunno, I was much younger and stupider and thought I could push my fucked up motorcycle through THAT part of town to the shop. Boy did I learn my lesson. I was most concerned for the bike... because retard young biker mentality... and I knew I couldn't take on ALL of them. I only lost a walkman that time.
I heard that some 'black person' ended up shot in the face on that very corner, but I don't know anything about that. But it made me happy when I heard it, because I am apparently a bad person or whatever...
I hope you took their money and their teeth in recompense for your time and effort.
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Darth_Nougat 2 points 4.2 years ago
BECAUSE! USING THEIR BANDWIDTH IS LULZY AND YOU ARE A IMGUR REDDIT FANATIC!
Sorry about your dire penis addiction. Get well soon!
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Darth_Nougat 0 points 4.2 years ago
Yeah, 12ga, 7.62, and 9mm are almost certainly insufficient for that task. But I try to make due.
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Darth_Nougat 0 points 4.2 years ago
The mounted deck gun is hidden under the dinghy.
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Darth_Nougat 1 point 4.2 years ago
...besides, it basically boils down to who can sound more intimidating and back down less. That's their idea of reasoning.
I'm just thinking back to the last time I "reasoned" with one.
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Darth_Nougat 0 points 4.2 years ago
Oh yeah! I was gonna post something - I got distracted by something, well something dull and ugly and work related... now for something SHINY!
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Darth_Nougat 3 points 4.2 years ago
"Reasoning".
Those things are not capable of reason.
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Darth_Nougat 0 points 4.2 years ago
I hope he counter sues for more than they're worth and then they die.
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Darth_Nougat 0 points 4.2 years ago
I don't usually give any fucks about motor boats, but this one was special. And the owner was pretty cool. I kinda sorta wanted to invite myself aboard, but he was clearly in the middle of something so I didn't... and I also had things to do on my boat anyway.
I'll post moar boatporns!
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Darth_Nougat 2 points 4.2 years ago
That's because you're mainly familiar with his later stuff where that is completely the case. Back in the '50s, he was quite inspired and recorded some pretty great shit... then his ego, and success, and being a nigger got to him I guess. For some reason, I think this one is my favorite, if you were wondering for some reason:
https://youtu.be/IrVnm66joQk
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Darth_Nougat 2 points 4.2 years ago
That's how I've done everything as well, thankfully sans the snow part of it... But this job is SO finicky and requires SO many jacks and things - fuck it, it's worth paying the guy with the right tools to get it done properly without breaking things and cussing as much as I probably would for that particular job. I know the shop the previous owner took it to, so I'll try them first I guess. This'll be my first time there, as I've done all the other work on it. They're kind of fun to work on, those Germans engineered them well still back then. I guess they still do sometimes, but not always...
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Darth_Nougat 1 point 4.2 years ago
See? YOU ARE a chef!
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Darth_Nougat 2 points 4.2 years ago
Only the aft sensor by the cat is throwing the error at the moment, but I ordered both fore and aft sensors just in case. I'm sure both will need to be replaced before too long, but maybe I can just hire someone to do the forward one since I am too faggy and I never got that lift installed in the garage, and now the garage is mom's storage unit to fill with crap. I should get rid of that crap!
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Darth_Nougat 1 point 4.2 years ago
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
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Darth_Nougat 2 points 4.2 years ago
Holy shit, totally have a thing in common with Pontiac! Also gotta loosen up the motor mounts, to get it to raise a good few inches, just to be able to reach the damned thing! STILL looks impossible even then... I'm just gonna throw it away and get a new one. That new AMG E-class coupe looks nice
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Darth_Nougat 2 points 4.2 years ago
https://pic8.co/sh/GKEg7J.jpg
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Darth_Nougat 1 point 4.2 years ago
I'd sooner sell my wife to buy a porsche! [and I'm not gonna do that]
(pls don't tell the missus!!)
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Darth_Nougat 0 points 4.2 years ago
Wow, that's old, from before they did all the things. They had a site for her somewhere where they showed off all the crazy things they did. They took out the original [GORGEOUS] diesels from the 20s that were still in there... and still ran fine! ...and installed super modern monstrosities that get better mileage but are sure to last nowhere near as long... and holy hell, they don't even TRY to make big engines pretty anymore these days. Mostly.
Anyway, here's a pic from when she was in our marina awhile back. https://pic8.co/sh/XCxQGW.jpg
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Darth_Nougat 2 points 4.2 years ago
How long do you have to bake her with said soda?
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Darth_Nougat 2 points 4.2 years ago
Hey, I understand being poor! I can't afford a Porsche, for example.
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Darth_Nougat 3 points 4.2 years ago
such honest
many perjury
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Darth_Nougat 2 points 4.2 years ago
They're nice. This is my second one. All my friends had 'em and kind of peer pressured me into getting these things, and I like them.
Now all those fags have Porsches... and I can't afford THAT habit, not while also still having a house and a boat and a wife and all that...
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Darth_Nougat 1 point 4.2 years ago
No, no! ALWAYS pad your resume! Then you were EMPEROR of the pantry, and OVERLORD of the walk-in freezer! HR departments suck it up. They are so dumb, and also ugly.
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Darth_Nougat 1 point 4.2 years ago
Well lchaim, fellow white person!
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