We should just call it the White Olympics. Sure, ya got some zipper heads mixed in there but it's mostly White people.
As a side note, I'm fairly certain most of these games started as drunken bets to keep people from going insane during the long winter. Luge, skeleton, bobsled, ski jump? Come on, those sports reek of "Hey y'all, watch this!"
Got some pieces of rare ribeye leftover from last night. What do? I'm about to tell ya.
Bake a potato.
Get some beef broth or bone broth heating up. Don't have any? Why not?
When your potato comes out of the oven, put your leftover beef in the hot broth. (Cut it up in chunks, fucking animal. Why do I have to tell you this?)
Let that beef cook in the broth for about two minutes. If it's medium you fucked up. Call your mom, tell her it's time to get picked up.
Beef goes on the potato with butter, shredded cheese, sour cream, and hot broth.
It's ready now. You can eat it. It's good.
