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Well, get the plunger but wait, is it flushing normal now? The clog could just clear itself. If not, hand that plunger to your wife and tell her to get to work!

I got to (was forced) to play in good time survival school. I survived but hated every minute of it. I was an avid camper and hiker, I’ve never gone camping since. I can survive, I have what it takes. I simply refuse now. I’ll do it when I have too. I miss the joy of camping. I’m not practicing that again. A sport was ruined for me by my military training. It’s me, not you. Kick my ass into the field I’ll do fine. But I refuse to practice that.

Not the party girls or the club girls. They are the same all over the world. If you met her in a bar you’re fucked, that is universal. How do you meet a sweet Japanese girl? Your guess is just as good as mine. I got lucky I suppose. She says she got lucky, which is hilarious. I was a globe trotting womanizer. Until I met her.

We hate him, everybody hates him.

I bought an Ooni Karu 12 pizza oven. I destroyed the first two pizzas I cooked. (Still delicious) I’m getting better. The reason I’m making this post is because it’s so much fun to set it up in the backyard, 20 minutes later, I’m cooking pizza.

On a side note, I placed the fuel handle on a plastic table. (I know, stupid!) I broke it trying to wrench it free. I contacted Ooni customer support and told them what I did and asked if I could buy a replacement. Their response was “whoops accidents happen” and sent me a replacement, no charge. Awesome customer service.

Now my wife and I are exploring different recipes, I wish I had gotten the 16, never knew I would like cooking pizzas so much.

I adopted a German shepherd Rottweiler mix that was fucking insane. I went to a local Rottweiler breeder for help. If I didn’t get this dog under control she would have to be put down. She was a single lady running a dog ranch for rotties. She was tough on me, if you want save this dog, you have to be strict and strong. I did it, it hurt. But my little Sheba stopped trying to murder every dog she encountered. She became easy to walk. I got the police called on me for the apparent abuse I was dealing to her. Swinging a 75 pound dog through the air and slamming her down is bad optics. She became a sweet loving dog. I miss her.

We were “fuck yeah” the engines on fire we gotta go back. Sunday afternoon we were at the bikini show.

We never sabotaged our aircraft, we were on them. You don’t know fear until your airplane starts to fall apart.

This scam has to end, the vaccine is more dangerous than the virus.

Disgusting. Why would you scar your body? Body piercings are worse! The most beautiful thing in the world is the female body. Why would you wreck it.

Don’t give them a shovel? They make a shovel.

You lied to us about Covid and Covid vaccines. You got paid well.

I’m so disappointed in your integrity. (I was just doing my job is not an excuse.)

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/comedian-jim-breuer-somebody-had-to-say-it/