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Let’s get back to normal, toilet not flushing quickly?

submitted by Thatguy to TellUpgoat 8 monthsOct 10, 2023 23:29:18 ago (+3/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Well, get the plunger but wait, is it flushing normal now? The clog could just clear itself. If not, hand that plunger to your wife and tell her to get to work!


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[ - ] Thatguy [op] 1 point 8 monthsOct 10, 2023 23:31:16 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, I think I’m a funny guy. My Wife would smack me in the face with it if I handed it to her like that.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 8 monthsOct 11, 2023 14:19:30 ago (+0/-0)

Now THERE'S the honesty!

[ - ] Thatguy [op] 0 points 8 monthsOct 11, 2023 00:57:38 ago (+0/-0)

Would you like to keep me honest? I’ll be there you’re welcome to join me.

[ - ] Thatguy [op] 0 points 8 monthsOct 11, 2023 01:05:09 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Thatguy [op] 0 points 8 monthsOct 11, 2023 01:07:34 ago (+0/-0)

I’m committed now, see you there tomorrow at 10 am. I’ll be the fat old guy with a tear in my eye.

[ - ] Thatguy [op] 0 points 8 monthsOct 11, 2023 01:21:25 ago (+0/-0)

Well, shit this is getting really awkward now. The whole internet now knows my plan. Well guess what, I’m going to drag my dumb ass out of bed and head to sacramento, I’ll get this right,

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 8 monthsOct 10, 2023 23:46:32 ago (+0/-0)

I have a really nice Toto with the heated bidet, no problems here.

[ - ] Thatguy [op] 1 point 8 monthsOct 10, 2023 23:52:50 ago (+1/-0)*

I’m glad, but if you need help, give me a call. I’m in a helping mood. My kids have moved away and I fixed every goddamn thing around the house! What do you need? My wife is tired of me smacking her bottom, it’s really nice but she doesn’t want me working on this right now.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 8 monthsOct 11, 2023 00:15:36 ago (+0/-0)

Oh shit, I have a gully in the back forty with woody weeds taller than I am. I need to get in there and raise the skirts on the oak trees so I can burn this crap without setting the trees on fire. I’ve got until the rains come and I can’t burn. It’s alot of work but I have the tools and equipment. Can you put in like forty hours maybe?

[ - ] Thatguy [op] 0 points 8 monthsOct 11, 2023 00:21:33 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I just drove to Mississippi and back to california in 8 days. My son just graduated from UPT. How far back do i need to drive to save your weak ass?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 8 monthsOct 11, 2023 00:26:45 ago (+2/-0)

I’m in Northern California, but wait, I didn’t ask for any saving, you offered to help. Remember that “helpful mood” a few minutes ago? I have the tools, just not the time. I have the money too, just not the time. But now you wanna get all snotty about it, so I guess I’m on my own. Thanks for nothin.

[ - ] Thatguy [op] 1 point 8 monthsOct 11, 2023 00:33:37 ago (+1/-0)

Wait a second, you really need help? I was just being pithy with my responses. But if you need help, really. I will help you. I thought I was just being funny to another internet asshole. If you’re fucking with me well that will be come apparent quickly but if you really need help.I’m jumping in my truck and on my way!

[ - ] Thatguy [op] 0 points 8 monthsOct 11, 2023 00:48:39 ago (+0/-0)

I’m going to visit a soldiers grave on Wednesday at 10am. Sgt Ethan Phillip, nobody remembers him .but I will, I don’t know his dumbass. I’m going to visit his grave. 10 am Wednesday. I can drive out to your property and give you a hand.