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votes given: 239 (+205/-34)

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Niggers,

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Alexa, please order three toilets. (whatever)

submitted by ShitstainTango to whatever 2.0 years ago

Ship them to Cinnaboob's home address.

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Alexa, order three toilets. (SoapboxBongHits)

submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBongHits 2.0 years ago

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Who else here 'members? I 'member. (i.ibb.co)

submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 2 years ago

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Vote. Should I turn this into an epic scifi novel or not? (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 2 years ago

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I just.. I mean.. nice... (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 2.1 years ago

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SBBH Forever. (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 2.2 years ago

74

Just white people things. (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by ShitstainTango to whatever 2.5 years ago

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Caroline Ellison sex tape dropped. Can't find the original, but this is a good analysis. (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by ShitstainTango to videos 2.6 years ago

4

Nancy Pelosi is ugly. (www.youtube.com)

submitted by ShitstainTango to whatever 2.6 years ago

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This is the most South Park moment I've ever witnessed in real life. (twitter.com)

submitted by ShitstainTango to whatever 2.6 years ago

Wouldn't you rather go to Kokomo?

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Jews ruin everything. (www.youtube.com)

submitted by ShitstainTango to whatever 2.6 years ago

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So apparently there's going to be a leaked sex tape of that FTX jew and his disgusting ashkenazi girlfriend. I just came here to say I know you were all planning to watch it. (www.youtube.com)

submitted by ShitstainTango to whatever 2.6 years ago

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Why are there so many Beatles listed in the Bible? (www.youtube.com)

submitted by ShitstainTango to whatever 2.6 years ago

4

I finally found out where @heygeorge went. (www.youtube.com)

submitted by ShitstainTango to whatever 2.6 years ago

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Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama. (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by ShitstainTango to whatever 2.6 years ago

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Did Texas Governor Greg "Wheely-Wheels" Abbot really just declare an invasion? (www.youtube.com)

submitted by ShitstainTango to whatever 2.6 years ago

Yes he did, actually.
Also, you just got Kokomo'd.

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Most people don't know this, but Kokomo isn't a real place. (igmodels.co)

submitted by ShitstainTango to whatever 2.6 years ago

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Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go, Jamaica (whatever)

submitted by ShitstainTango to whatever 2.6 years ago

The earworm will take you. Don't fight it.

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So apparently the new voat.space website now redirects to https://sos.fbi.gov/en/ (whatever)

submitted by ShitstainTango to whatever 2.7 years ago

Was this a dangus prank?

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'My Son Hunter' will be removed from the Saturday Movies With Goats line-up. It turned out to be one of the worst films ever made - it's not even fun to riff on. (MoviesWithGoats)

submitted by ShitstainTango to MoviesWithGoats 2.8 years ago

If you're a masochist, you can just watch it here: https://www.bitchute.com/video/GgiQSlwZpOMJ/

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Movies With Goats line-up for this Saturday, September 10th at 6:30PM EST: (MoviesWithGoats)

submitted by ShitstainTango to MoviesWithGoats 2.8 years ago

Ultrasound (2022) starts at 6:40PM EST - A cerebral mindfuck film about mind control. Would have been a cult classic by now if it had been released 20 years ago.

Samuel's Travels (2021) starts at 8:35PM EST - An American searching for his biological father in the most remote corner of Eastern Europe is kidnapped and enslaved by a family of pig farmers. Little does he suspect that the pigs will become his greatest allies, and will declare him their king.

stream link: https://cytu.be/r/moviegoats

Edit: My Son Hunter was removed from the line-up, since it sucks. If you still really want to watch it, you can find it on bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/GgiQSlwZpOMJ/

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SOAPBOXBANHAMMER IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS. @heygeorge GET IN HTERE (communities.win)

submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 2.8 years ago

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Why is Sam Hyde posting on Voat? Does he think he's increasing his popularity? Does he realize there's only one other person here? (AskUpgoat)

submitted by ShitstainTango to AskUpgoat 3.8 years ago

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Prediction: The CDC and the health ministries of other countries are going to stop recording if COVID deaths were in vaccinated or unvaccinated people. (whatever)

submitted by ShitstainTango to whatever 3.8 years ago

Delta variant incoming: a.k.a. vaccine side effect deaths.

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Chronicles of Narnia marathon starting in a few minutes in the brand new CARL movie channel: https://www.cytu.be/r/CarlCabal (Carl)

submitted by ShitstainTango to Carl 3.9 years ago

https://www.cytu.be/r/CarlCabal