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Irelandlost
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That’s not Charlie, that’s Philippe/Filip, the king of Belgium.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67cb0f1408e64

Christ, I’d say that krautina would rip it out at the root.


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That’s how they drink beer in Central Europe. And there’s no point complaining because they will only reduce the head by a minimal amount each time you ask them. I think they’re just trying to break your spirit really, and it works.


/v/WhitePeopleThings viewpost?postid=67c900ba1034f

The Brits didn’t lose over 250 men in the Falklands to defend a few islanders and some sheep. Antarctic claims in that case, but also very valuable.


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That’s Enya, surprisingly she’s Ireland’s second most successful musical enterprise after U2 and our most successful solo artist ever. She’s from the wilds of Donegal in the Gaeltacht area (where Irish is still the first language rather than English).


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It all became mixed. We’re Catholic so we all had to be named after saints until the 1960s I think it was, so even where Irish names pre-exist our Christianisation in the 6th century the only ones that remained in use are those that were related to Christianity. This is the case across all countries here afaik - not many Englishmen are called things like Ethelwulf anymore even though Ethelwulf was a Christian king in England. And anyway just cos Christianity originated in the Middle East doesn’t really make it a Middle Eastern faith; it was codified in Rome and Christendom has referred to European peoples and their colonies for centuries now.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67bb89fbce482

I’m from Northern Europe. Most of our names are either biblical or saints’ names but some are translated into our own languages. We’ve been Christian for over a millennium now, it was pretty inevitable we would adopt names from that faith.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67bb89fbce482

Yeah I don’t think it’s true either, but I do find it funny, particularly when he starts talking about her 9 inch shlong.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67b1f90e2b3b6

Sorry, a *can* of haggis? Jesus Christ I didn’t even know such things existed - did you eat it?


/v/Made_In_America viewpost?postid=67b128092ce21

What the fuck? This creature lives somewhere for 600 a month but requires over 100 quids worth of food every single day? Wouldn’t rent of 600 a month suggest she lives alone, so she requires over 100 worth of food per day just for herself? Are food stamps supposed to ensure access to mid price restaurants in the US or what is happening with the arithmetic of this whole situation?


/v/videos viewpost?postid=67b157bd0aba3

They must be pretty shit at keeping pests down if they now make up 13% of your population.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67ad5e30293a7

Video ended too soon, I wanted the see the part where doing that for a while causes a developed country to magically be built.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67ad5e30293a7

What is this weird obsession Americans have with what happens at halftime in a match? Halftime is when you go to the bar, whatever nonsense is happening on the pitch doesn’t really matter. Is it just because that rugby for retards game is so boring that people care more about the filler at halftime or am I missing something?


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=67ab76025e300

Hitting the nail on the head is very much a them problem I’d say, the main them problem even.


/v/QuotesToWakeWhites viewpost?postid=67a64cf315447

No, sorry. “Shut the fuck up, gay boy” just isn’t something I’m willing to lose from my lexicon I’m afraid. We can certainly also call them faggots though.


/v/QuotesToWakeWhites viewpost?postid=67a64cf315447

Just get a sticker that says “Raus” and stick it directly to the right of “Outlander” on your car. Those who matter will get it.


/v/humor viewpost?postid=67a62f4b29de6

“Just be impressive”

I think you might be on to something there, you should really turn it into a car sticker.


/v/humor viewpost?postid=67a62f4b29de6

They still don’t have “dimes” in modern England. Joking aside, there is some suspicion that it wasn’t really Shakespeare who wrote the plays and sonnets though. Apparently the knowledge displayed of the classics in his work would have been beyond the education of a commoner like Shakespeare at the time, so there are those who suspect it was actually some nobleman (or even noblemen) who wrote the works but used Shakespeare as a front since it would have been considered beneath a noble to be penning entertainment for the great unwashed. I don’t believe anyone has yet claimed that the Hon. Marquess Tyrone DaFuq was involved however.


/v/Black_History_Month viewpost?postid=67a2049e58f2e

It was a reasonable assumption on your part, particularly considering me don’t even have a letter Y in our alphabet. But like most things Irish we can blame that one on the Brits too!


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=679a3ca8bd70b

The funny thing is Tyrone is actually a place in Ireland, but it’s never supposed to be used as a name. It’s the anglicised form of Tír Eoghain (pron: tear (from eye) owen) and means the land of Eoghan. Eoghan is a name, but you can’t call a child the land of anywhere, obviously! Of all Irish county names they could adopt as a person’s name they really did choose one of the more ridiculous ones.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=679a3ca8bd70b

The cats donated to Chinese prisoners did inexplicably disappear however, accompanied by a similarly inexplicable weight gain among those Chinese prisoners. Early investigations into these phenomena suggest the problem may be associated with a nearby wet market.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67983c8df0e70

The cunts in the office redeemed the fucking gift cards. Fuck them bloody bastards bloody.


/v/funny viewpost?postid=678eb5e2e81d8

Ffs, we know what terrorism is in this country, we’ve experienced enough of it. If anyone in Ireland suggested one night of rioting was “terrorism” of any sort they would be laughed out of public by all and sundry. Terrorism my hole!


/v/OccidentalEnclave viewpost?postid=678a0df761f21

Romania and Bulgaria only really get a bad name because of the gypsies, but they’re only a very small proportion of their countries and the actual natives are fine. As an Irishman we can certainly sympathise with this issue since we have our own breed of awful gypos, so we tend to get more Romanian immigrants than most I’d say because we recognise the difference between the normal people and their gypos.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6788ab60d4298

So @conspirologist is Italian it seems.


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