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Using mobile sites and using your phone makes you a nigger.

This is not a debate.

CINCINNATI, OH—Procter & Gamble unveiled today its new more socially conscious toothpaste: 3D Black, a toothpaste that promises to take your white teeth and make them as black as possible.

The company's social justice consultants reviewed all of Crest's products and found that there were a troubling number of references to whiter teeth, whitening, and making things brighter. So, in order to apologize for years of racism and insensitivity, Crest products will no longer whiten teeth, but will instead blacken them.

"Our new blackening toothpaste will remove up to 96% of toxic whiteness," said a company spokesperson. "Now, when you smile at someone at the grocery store and they see your completely black mouth, they'll know that you care about equality. Well, I mean, if you're not wearing a mask. Which would mean you don't care about equality and want grandma to die. Well, except if it's at a BLM protest, because then, having no mask is fine. Well, except..." This went on for a while.

Procter & Gamble is making similar changes across its hundreds of brands, with Tide now promising to make your whites blacker and Mr. Clean being removed from packages for looking too much like a skinhead.

Wonder how long the thread will stay up? The comments are pretty funny so far.

https://archive.ph/wip/oZg5x

I wonder which country it will come from?

Well, I always said I wanted to know what it was like dealing with the American propaganda during WWII telling me beautiful and prosperous Germany was bad, and filthy ugly jews and their faggot pedophiles were the good guys. I suppose now I'll get a first hand take on it.

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Just so you know, the only people that will bitch about this are jews, and actual faggots.

Show some pride in yourself and get off of your (((mobile device))).

Has nothing to do with laziness. I am always hypervigilant about the links I click. And I copy the links and paste them into the bar and then I remove the faggoty parts. Why? Because I'm fucking White, and better than you.

Stop shitting up this site with your faggotry.

EDIT: took out the offending sentence. Wrote it at 5am when I was super pissed off at my cat that kept knocking shit off of my desk.

To clarify, "It doesn't bother me one bit to manually change the link." For the retards who couldn't get the context from the rest of the paragraph. Looking you dead in the eye, Pim.

Just goes to show that kikes can do whatever they want and get away with it.

Not that Joe Rogan *isn't* a kike, or at least owned by them.

Plus, we all know the JR drama is just a smoke screen anyways.

Fucking pajeets.

Fun times.

That is all.

Hmm.

Always check that early life. You'll find most CEOs are jewish or have those big blue lips.