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Jesus joke     (Jokes)

submitted by Panic to Jokes 2 months ago

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A redneck driving a Chevy happily hitting black people on the road. One day he picked up Jesus who was hitchhiking. "Oh I can't hit any more black people with my car," the redneck thought "I don't want to look bad for Jesus." Then he saw another black man on the road, "I better pretend to fall asleep and serve my car at the black man so Jesus would think it was an accident." So he swerved his car and closed his eyes and heard a "BAM!" He opened his eyes and said "What happened? Did I hit that black man?" and Jesus replied "No, but I sure hit that Nigger with the car door!"
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The most Florida story evar     (www.thesmokinggun.com)

submitted by Panic to Niggers 2 months ago

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An affordable place to call home     (www.zillow.com)

submitted by Panic to whatever 2 months ago

17 comments

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I'm Just A Singer In A Rock and Roll Band     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to music 2 months ago

0 comments

Here's one many of us have heard on the radio without a clue about the lyrics and deeper meaning. A song worth pondering about. With lyrics of course.
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Bad news. Christianity's most holy relic has gone missing     (www.cbc.ca)

submitted by Panic to Christianity 2 months ago

7 comments

I used to joke about this, but damn, some clever bastards beat me to it by centuries.
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2024-Too many tourists in Barcelona. 2025-Help! Lack of tourism is sinking our economy     (www.cnn.com)

submitted by Panic to EconomicCollapse 2 months ago

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In Barcelona, the tourists were White Europeans and brought in a lot of money. But in Miami, most Spring Breakers are niggers. 2023 + mayhem. 2024-2025 lockdowns and it's safe for Whites to visit again, boosting the economy.
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Terminology change needed? Races versus breeds     (Discussion)

submitted by Panic to Discussion 3 months ago

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With people, we claim to have different races and are taught that everybody is the same. But all other animals have varieties called 'breeds'. Google AI admits different breeds of dogs have different temperaments and talents. From Google Search:
>do different dog breeds have different temperaments and talents
>Reply: Yes, different dog breeds often exhibit distinct temperaments and talents, stemming from their selective breeding for specific purposes like herding, hunting, or companionship.

Thus, jews act like jews, Mexicans act like Mexicans etc. Breeding explains this.
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jew Ain't Nothing But A Hound Dog     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to music 3 months ago

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Johnny Otis made many people successful recording artist. One of them was Big Mama Thornton. Otis wrote the song 'You Ain't Nothing But A Hound Dog' and had Big Mama sing it. Unfortunately, Johnny Otis was under 18 and couldn't patent it. Uh oh.

jews Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller stole the song and changed a few of the lyrics (for the worst) to claim partial writing credits and thru them, they had Elvis Presley sing it to great acclaim despite the crappy new lyrics.

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For what it's worth, life under segregation was very good for blacks. They had their own business districts, clubs and restaurants. They dressed well and acted well. Their music was often as good as it gets for the times. But when desegregation came in, they could not compete with the jewish owned businesses. Their businesses closed, their sense of community disappeared welfare and government housing wiped everything out, leaving the fucked up niggers we have today. And todays nigger music is pure shit.
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Peter Sellers movie: The MouSe That Roared     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to MoviesWithGoats 3 months ago

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I read this awesome book a decade before the movie came out. Fun and funny movie.
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Any goats out there living without medical insurance? Here's one thing I did for two decades when I was too poor to have insurance     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Panic to TellUpgoat 3 months ago

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To medicate, I used alternative sources. I often needed antibiotics and turned to pet meds. Yes pet meds. They are the same dosages and made in the same facilities as the higher priced prescription meds. My stuff included 'Fish Mox', which is amoxicillin. But there are many others, all cheap and without prescription. There also is pet pain meds and all sort of other pet meds, cheap and readily available online or in pet stores.

Interested? Look here: https://www.ecrater.com/p/46019741/fish-mox-aquarium-treatment-forte?vid=14567927&gps=1&gad_source=1
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Jim Morrison     (www.syracuse.com)

submitted by Panic to conspiracy 3 months ago

8 comments

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Pirate Bay runs aground     (www.euronews.com)

submitted by Panic to whatever 3 months ago

31 comments

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What color was Jesus. Explain     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Panic to AskUpgoat 3 months ago

35 comments

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Going Postal? Not in Denmark     (www.bbc.com)

submitted by Panic to whatever 3 months ago

2 comments

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Luigi Mangione. But there's more     (www.dailystar.co.uk)

submitted by Panic to whatever 3 months ago

3 comments

Some more nonsense about a fake shooter.
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I cannot decide which subverse for this. Fat People Hate will have to do     (9now.nine.com.au)

submitted by Panic to FatPeopleHate 3 months ago

10 comments

Obese female passenger dies during flight. "They tried to wheel her up towards business class, but she was quite a large lady and they couldn't get her through the aisle."

So they put the corpse in a seat next to a British couple on their 'vacation of a lifetime' for the entire flight.
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Next step for DOGE, please     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Panic to TellUpgoat 3 months ago

5 comments

An easy one for Trump:
>Universal Federal hiring freeze.
The retirements will shrink government almost painlessly. This should include the military. All Federal Agencies. Imagine the shrinkage over 4 years. And should the Republicans win again next election, Vance could continue the program.

















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Yugo—Of All Brands!—Is Rising from the Dead     (www.hagerty.com)

submitted by Panic to Automobiles 3 months ago

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I test drove one back in the very weird old days. Just a go-cart with a roof.
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Let's go try to pickup some chicks at this diner.     (www.fox29.com)

submitted by Panic to FatPeopleHate 4 months ago

7 comments

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Where can I watch old movies online?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Panic to AskUpgoat 4 months ago

23 comments

Y'all posted this in the past. New computer now and links are gone.

Thanks!
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Best town name ever?     (www.fox4news.com)

submitted by Panic to whatever 4 months ago

5 comments

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Are most nigger singers half jewish?     (Jewdar)

submitted by Panic to Jewdar 4 months ago

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Bob Marley's dad was a jew. Harry Belafonte's dad was a jew, IceT's dad (Solomon) was a jew. This brings up two observations. First, jewish men sure do like fucking niggers. Second, do regular old nig-nogs ever get promoted into stardom in a jewish dominated industry?

Many niggers make hit records over the years, but only the (((promoted ones))) have staying power.

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You know the taco truck has good stuff when people step around a dead shooting victim to pick up their order     (wreg.com)

submitted by Panic to TodayInNiggerNews 4 months ago

7 comments

The video says it all.
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Danes launch bid to 'buy California' after Trump Greenland threats, but wait til you hear what they want to do with Disneyland     (www.dailymail.co.uk)

submitted by Panic to WorldNews 4 months ago

5 comments

Please, please PLEASE make it happen. Go Denmark!
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Hollywood... 'nuff said     (www.yahoo.com)

submitted by Panic to whatever 4 months ago

2 comments