AE's exhaustive list of tradie jobs, by status (whatever)
submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 9 months ago
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There were some good insights on a earlier poast (roofers), re status amongst tradies, but I found it lacking. Here is my assessment, BASED on 35+ years of bein in the trades (ranked low status to high):
cleaners/maids = you are retarded
materials delivery driver = not even worth talking to, total dimwit that 'used to work construction'
trash hauler = retarded drunk tweeker
landscaper/yard man = you are retarded and probably a beer addict
painter = semi-retarded and 95% certainty of alcoholism
drywall dude = a bit thick in the head, loves beer and pot, plays in a shitty classic rock band
wallpaper (only) dude = total homo, bitter, knows all the guys laugh about him, will rope some day
carpet (only) guy = idiot, closet fag
roofer = ex-con that is easily insulted by imaginary slights, loves vodka and meth
rain gutter installer = too pussy to be a roofer, constantly complains about the weather
siding guy = a failed carpenter that is always hung over, porn addict
plaster/stucco bro = tough, cranky, doesn't give a fuck bout nuthin 'cept gittin paid, alky
heavy equipment operator = brute, boozer, closet fag, installs and deletes Grindr app several times a day, wife-beater, several DUIs
pool builders = tough, understand basic plumbing, porn addicts and alkys
mason/brickie = dumb but funny and hard-working, honest, bro
framer = surprisingly smart, tough, but crude...has done time but now stays out of bars
flooring guy (all types except carpet) = average IQ, stopped drinking but vapes constantly
tiler = flooring guy with slightly higher IQ and stamina, obsessed with large-breasted women
window/door installer = always raging about something, usually the 'fuckin framers'
finish/trim carpenters = smart, loners, hate everyone on the jobsite ('umm could you turn the radio down?')
plumber = reeks of sewer but makes fat bank, fairly intelligent but drops F bombs constantly
electrician = smart, aloof, looks down on everyone, doesn't speak
AC/HVAC dude = got tired of being a plumber, now makes the same money but doesn't reek of sewage
kitchen installers = don't even look in their direction, you scum
decorators/designers = only see the homeowner, everyone else is invisible
architect = GOD (edit: also full-blown homos)