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Anus_Expander
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AE's exhaustive list of tradie jobs, by status     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 9 months ago

56 comments

There were some good insights on a earlier poast (roofers), re status amongst tradies, but I found it lacking. Here is my assessment, BASED on 35+ years of bein in the trades (ranked low status to high):

cleaners/maids = you are retarded

materials delivery driver = not even worth talking to, total dimwit that 'used to work construction'

trash hauler = retarded drunk tweeker

landscaper/yard man = you are retarded and probably a beer addict


painter = semi-retarded and 95% certainty of alcoholism

drywall dude = a bit thick in the head, loves beer and pot, plays in a shitty classic rock band

wallpaper (only) dude = total homo, bitter, knows all the guys laugh about him, will rope some day

carpet (only) guy = idiot, closet fag

roofer = ex-con that is easily insulted by imaginary slights, loves vodka and meth

rain gutter installer = too pussy to be a roofer, constantly complains about the weather

siding guy = a failed carpenter that is always hung over, porn addict

plaster/stucco bro = tough, cranky, doesn't give a fuck bout nuthin 'cept gittin paid, alky

heavy equipment operator = brute, boozer, closet fag, installs and deletes Grindr app several times a day, wife-beater, several DUIs

pool builders = tough, understand basic plumbing, porn addicts and alkys

mason/brickie = dumb but funny and hard-working, honest, bro

framer = surprisingly smart, tough, but crude...has done time but now stays out of bars

flooring guy (all types except carpet) = average IQ, stopped drinking but vapes constantly

tiler = flooring guy with slightly higher IQ and stamina, obsessed with large-breasted women

window/door installer = always raging about something, usually the 'fuckin framers'

finish/trim carpenters = smart, loners, hate everyone on the jobsite ('umm could you turn the radio down?')

plumber = reeks of sewer but makes fat bank, fairly intelligent but drops F bombs constantly

electrician = smart, aloof, looks down on everyone, doesn't speak

AC/HVAC dude = got tired of being a plumber, now makes the same money but doesn't reek of sewage

kitchen installers = don't even look in their direction, you scum

decorators/designers = only see the homeowner, everyone else is invisible

architect = GOD (edit: also full-blown homos)





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The shooter's rifle is a SKS, not a AK     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 9 months ago

52 comments

There is more than one kind of rifle with a curved mag, you gibbering lunkheads.
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why the fuck is chat not workeen 4 me?     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 9 months ago

8 comments

I type, press enter, nuthin happens. I need to be able to insult Queeri.
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Which faggit has a list of US pols that have dual US/Pissraeli citizenship?     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 9 months ago

9 comments

Many 'lists' are just of dudes that are jews. But is there a REAL list? Is it even possible to legally have dual US/Pissraeli citizenship, and serve in US politics? Too much disinfo out there. Schumer and Sanders both swear they only have US papers, for example.
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I was wrong about Billie Eilish     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 9 months ago

64 comments

As a semi-pro musician, I am quick to hate new bands and singers. When she hit the scene a few years ago, I instantly hated her, solely based on her appearance.

BUT...today I was practicing keyboards, playing along with various Pandora stations. A BE song came up, and I started to downvoat it, but decided to listen. It was ...interesting. The music, instrumentation, recording techniques, her voice...I was pretty flummoxed.

A bit later, another of her songs came on. Same thing. I listened to it, and afterwards felt dumb about judging her before ever hearing her. Later, a third song came on. Same effect: I liked it. Slow, surreal, sadgirl stuff, but very well-made, and she is a good singer with a nice voice.

Did she write it? Doubtful. Did her parents groom her from birth to be a music star? Yes. Is she a lefty niggerlover? Of course. But the lesson learned, is don't judge a fat lefty chick by her carefully crafted image. I don't hate her anymore, which is kinda sad, but there are plenty of other people to hate, like Queeri, for example.
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I hate holidays, they are retarded and counter-productive     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 9 months ago

16 comments

MUH LABOR DAY!

99% of FatMericunts have no idea what this even is. What it MEANS, is a 3 day weekend of sloth and drunkenness. I worked the last 2 days, and am going to work in a few minutes. Have fun drinking your last few functioning brain cells away, goyim. PS: I don't have to work, I choose to. PPS: Queeri needs to fuckin neck himself.
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I finally blocked Sal_180     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 10 months ago

40 comments

what an insufferable Commie fatgirl. I can't take it anymore.

PS: Queeri, neck yourself.
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my fake cherry pie is fake     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 10 months ago

44 comments

So, every 10 days or so I make a cherry pie. By 'make' I mean I bake a frozen one. Two weeks ago I did so, and somehow forgot it in the fridge. 3 days ago I put it on the back porch for the possoms/coons/squirrels/gators/hogs/birds/bears etc to eat. It is a swamp.

It is UNTOUCHED, not even insects. Nothing.
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If looks could kill..     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 10 months ago

13 comments

I watched a video of violinist Hilary Hahn performing Shostakovich's Violin concerto #1. One of the third violinist roasties was glaring at Hilary with murderous intent the whole time. Absolutely SEETHING with hatred and jealousy. Wahman crack me up.

Back from 2000, on her 21st birthday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXDk1CoIRuY
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Biden grew about 8 inches     (gab.com)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 10 months ago

12 comments

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In a trench shovel battle, who would win??     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 10 months ago

2 comments

RULES: shovels have knife-sharp edges, the trench is muddy and cold, and contestants must be nude.
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TOPKEK: Biden's double is a foot taller than him, with long disco-dancer legs!     (gab.com)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 10 months ago

23 comments

They dont even care if we notice anymore! Notice how Jill stays away from him? The top of her head normally reaches about to his ear. This giant is about 6'3". WTF NIGGIES???

BONUS: dubbed-in screaming crowd noises. WHAT A FUCKIN JOKE!!
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Buy ammo now, niggies     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 10 months ago

69 comments

I predict an executive order will make all civilian ammo sales illegal, very soon. Same with guns, soon after.
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I lol and kek at normies thinkin Cheatle is ever gonna be 'arrested' or imprisoned etc     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 10 months ago

13 comments

She was in the SS for 25 years. The Pepsi job was only for a few years. Being in the Service for so long, lately as Director, she MUST have tons of dirt on all kinds of people, starting with the Xidens. All the elite collect dirt on each other as an insurance policy. She will not do one second of time, let alone be charged with anything. Civil suits? Maybe. Good luck to Corey Compertore's family lawyer, s/he will need it.
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LOL, Biden dropped out     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 11 months ago

9 comments

Hello President Ho-bag! WE ARE SO FUCKED!!
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Who else thinks Blump did not get shot?     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 11 months ago

48 comments

OK, so the firefighter dude is dead, and 2 others got injured. A forklift hydraulic line got punctured. So, shots were fired by someone.

But Blump's ear can be clearly seen right after the shooting. It has blood, but no wound. No blood on his hand (he touched it), none on his White collar. Now he wears a huge fuckin bandage the size of a diaper.

If the tip of your ear gets just slightly grazed by a 5.53, it WILL take off a chunk. Kinetic energy and mass are real things. But his ear was intact in the pics I saw.

Did Blump slap a pack of ketchup on his ear? Was it Arby's, McDonald's, or KFC?? Discuss.
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Vance speaks and acts like a soft faggit     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 11 months ago

1 comments

I'm sayin the man is a closet kween, ok? Deal with it.
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lol, JD Vance's waifu is a Hindoo Pajeeta     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 11 months ago

7 comments

they have three mongrels. JD and Pajeeta both have Yale law degrees.
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YOU CAN'T DUMPSTER THE BLUMPSTER!     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 11 months ago

1 comments

--will this be used as an excuse to ban all gun and ammo sales now?
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POLICE RELEASE PHOTO OF BLUMP SHOOTER     (tse3.mm.bing.net)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 11 months ago

9 comments

BOLO!!
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@Gowithit handled FOUR LOADS today     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1 year ago

15 comments

who the fuck does 4 loads of laundry in one day? I do one a week at most.
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@Gowithit's black husband invented mumblerap 20 years ago     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1 year ago

9 comments

the man was way ahead of his time, but now labors in a muffler shop. Sad.
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My big nite out: a field report on the state of the Union in NW FL     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1 year ago

21 comments

I worked on a guy's boat today on the Emerald Coast of FL. When I got home, I had a sudden urge to go out. I never go out, unless I am playin music at a bar with a band, which I do a few times a month.

First place: very nice upscale place on a bay. Haven't been there in a year. Trio band playing. Chick singer is WAY too fuckin loud. Bassist is basically soloing the whole time. No one is sitting near them. I try, but move away a minute later. Caterwauling roastie angst is not for me.

This venue is famous for sunsets. I go to the ass end of the property, and there are a dozen niggers takin pics. Now, these are upscale niggers, old and yung, a fambly on vacation, dressed nicely and not chimping out. Still, I was so aggravated that I left. This whole area is super White, fuckin niggers should stay in Atlanta.

I walk across the street to another place. Same owner. Super upscale, realtors and doctors n sheeit. No niggers this time. No band, no music. Lots of expensively dressed people, tasty chicks. I sat on a bench and had a beer (I rarely drink). Looking at all the happy people made me wanna puke, so I left.

Drivin home, I decided to hit another place. This is an expensive touristy area, lots of bars. Haven't been there in over a year. A DJ was butchering songs as a band was setting up. Shit music. I sat at a table, and a hideous troll roastie told me it's for food-eaters only. I gave her my meanest glare, and said I am leaving anyway. I went home and ate some shroom gummies. Hope the rest of the night is more interesting.

TL;DR: normie shit is just not for me. But it was a good reminder why I never bother going out.
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Last nite's gig: a field report on the state of the NW FL beach scene     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1 year ago

16 comments

Staff and customers = all White. Not one nigger or shitskin in sight. Everyone well-behaved. Lots of tasty White college gurls walking around, dressed modestly. Zero chimpouts, no wigs/weaves on the ground. No police, no gunshots, no speeding cars crashing into storefronts. Band and audience had fun. Lots of tips on top of our very decent pay. That's life in a pricey NW FL beach community.

DISCLAIMER: there was one black guy at the end, who stacked chairs and emptied trash cans. He said to me 'yawll sounded great!" He gets a pass...for now.
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Are we doing 'amazing drummers' today?     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Anus_Expander to music 1 year ago

3 comments

TRIO, Germany, 80s