They've had this gun get run over by enemy tanks, grabbed it, and pulled the bolt back, and it still fired well enough to take down targets.
AKs are truly mechanical works of art. There's a reason why kings and emperors take photographs of themselves holding this gun. It's a gun with proven reliability.
One of the greatest lines that I ever heard was from Niko Bellic in Grand Theft Auto IV when he was talking to the other Russian guy who said Niko owed him money. Niko responded, "the only payment that I owe you is a bullet to the head. Don't worry, I intend to repay in full, with plenty of interest."
To really "be" Kenny, you'd have to have your winter gear put on so tight it covers your mouth and makes everything that you say sound muffled, so you can get away with having an absurd amount of profanity in nearly every statement you make.
You'd also have to have a good rep and decent heart because you've grown up poor and have been forced to learn the value of hard and honest work firsthand, because your Dad's a constant drunk.
Lastly, you'd need to be willing to do anything your friends tell you at all costs. Even if it results in physical detriment. Don't worry, they're loyal in return to you, but you might end up in the hospital a few times.
Start a checklist for the rest, and start crossing everything off slowly.
Using a disassembled round as an improved hammer? It's still dangerous, but not nearly as dangerous as being exposed with a tank that doesn't work in combat.
Does make me want to buy him a beer and hear some other stories, though. I need to learn Russian, first.
There's a difference between being alright and being whole. He's going to have weeks to months of painful therapy to go through if he survives. He's going to have to relearn how to do basic care and maintenance, and that's if he's not paralyzed or brain-damaged.
Sad to say, but there is a point beyond where keeping someone else alive is less of a blessing and more of a torment.
AlexanderMorose13 0 points 8 hours ago
So, what's the point here? To give everyone else here something to strive for?
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AlexanderMorose13 2 points 8 hours ago
Don't even know or care who he is, but everything he said sounds like someone who got pushed out of Reddit for talking shit.
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AlexanderMorose13 2 points 20 hours ago
They've had this gun get run over by enemy tanks, grabbed it, and pulled the bolt back, and it still fired well enough to take down targets.
AKs are truly mechanical works of art. There's a reason why kings and emperors take photographs of themselves holding this gun. It's a gun with proven reliability.
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AlexanderMorose13 1 point 2 days ago
Too bad she ain't dead.
What did the land whale think? Jumping on a car half her size was somehow going to make the guy stop?
She probably scared the shit out him, thinking that she was going to shatter his hood and engine if she sat down on top of his car.
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AlexanderMorose13 3 points 4 days ago
Couldn't count the exact amount, guy nearly spent $500 to ensure that he didn't have to listen to his wife.
Provided it worked, money well spent.
LOL.
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AlexanderMorose13 0 points 4 days ago
The article refers to Bruce as "he." I thought they passed a law where, "it's ma'am."
LOL. Get humbled, you fucked up bastard.
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AlexanderMorose13 1 point 5 days ago
Looks like an AI image, but a good one. Don't know much about Bonnie and Clyde, but Texas still has some fanboys and history tours set up about them.
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AlexanderMorose13 0 points 5 days ago
One of the greatest lines that I ever heard was from Niko Bellic in Grand Theft Auto IV when he was talking to the other Russian guy who said Niko owed him money. Niko responded, "the only payment that I owe you is a bullet to the head. Don't worry, I intend to repay in full, with plenty of interest."
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AlexanderMorose13 1 point 5 days ago
I laughed harder at this than I should have.
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AlexanderMorose13 2 points 5 days ago
Depends. A blurry photo of a mirror doesn't help.
To really "be" Kenny, you'd have to have your winter gear put on so tight it covers your mouth and makes everything that you say sound muffled, so you can get away with having an absurd amount of profanity in nearly every statement you make.
You'd also have to have a good rep and decent heart because you've grown up poor and have been forced to learn the value of hard and honest work firsthand, because your Dad's a constant drunk.
Lastly, you'd need to be willing to do anything your friends tell you at all costs. Even if it results in physical detriment. Don't worry, they're loyal in return to you, but you might end up in the hospital a few times.
Start a checklist for the rest, and start crossing everything off slowly.
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AlexanderMorose13 0 points 6 days ago
Using a disassembled round as an improved hammer? It's still dangerous, but not nearly as dangerous as being exposed with a tank that doesn't work in combat.
Does make me want to buy him a beer and hear some other stories, though. I need to learn Russian, first.
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AlexanderMorose13 2 points 6 days ago
Can't wait until part 2 of the vid comes out when his voice is all high and squeaky. Lol.
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AlexanderMorose13 0 points 1 week ago
Read about how he died, and then read this quote again.
The irony makes this hilarious.
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AlexanderMorose13 3 points 1 week ago
Ty. Subbed.
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AlexanderMorose13 1 point 1 week ago
Sadly, I had more fun with this than I should have.
I could care less about Porknoy, but if his meltdown spurns more of this kind of meme warfare, I might actually find out why I should care.
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AlexanderMorose13 1 point 1 week ago
There's a difference between being alright and being whole. He's going to have weeks to months of painful therapy to go through if he survives. He's going to have to relearn how to do basic care and maintenance, and that's if he's not paralyzed or brain-damaged.
Sad to say, but there is a point beyond where keeping someone else alive is less of a blessing and more of a torment.
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AlexanderMorose13 0 points 1 week ago
Survived, maybe. Still good to go? Probably not.
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AlexanderMorose13 5 points 1 week ago
You mean (((banker backed gangsters)))?
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AlexanderMorose13 5 points 1 week ago
Jeez, 3 or 4 shots in rapid succession, one hit his head. Part of his hair/wig flew up. He gone.
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AlexanderMorose13 0 points 1 week ago
This is a pretty great AI video. Loved the part where she drank wine while continuing to talk. That's talented right there.
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AlexanderMorose13 1 point 1 week ago
Can see years of experience in a few minute video.
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AlexanderMorose13 1 point 1 week ago
Snort achieved. Kudos. *Tips hat.
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AlexanderMorose13 1 point 2 weeks ago
Read what I said earlier.
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AlexanderMorose13 1 point 2 weeks ago
Imagine demanding justice be served when you're upset you didn't get to successfully rob/kill someone.
Niggers.
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AlexanderMorose13 0 points 2 weeks ago
Fuck yeah. This I can get behind.
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