Florida mayoral candidate arrested for armed robbery of Dollar General while in disguise - Upgoat

Florida mayoral candidate arrested for armed robbery of Dollar General while in disguise
submitted by Rob3122 to Niggers 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 19:36:15 ago (+33/-0) (www.dailymail.co.uk)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13448449/Florida-Mayor-candidate-Tallahassee-dollar-general-robbery-disguise.html

A dollar general...

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 5 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 20:19:41 ago (+5/-0)

Well, this reminds me of the ole story m'pappy tole, 'bout the two spinster sisters who responded to an advertisement offering to build a stinkless outhouse; which, once constructed, began to smell terribly.
Upon investigating, the investigator shone his light into the bottom of the outhouse, exclaiming: "Well, no wonder it stinks! Somebody shit in it!"

[ - ] iSnark 4 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 23:43:47 ago (+4/-0)

Politicians ROB people all day every day, they use a gun, and all of a sudden, it's a crime!

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 3 weeksMay 23, 2024 07:29:36 ago (+2/-0)

Oh they use guns in their everyday robberies as well. It's just that they have their zogbots to carry and use their guns against the citizens instead of doing it themselves.
They are all a bunch of pussies afraid to do it themselves so they hire retard faggots to do it for them.

[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 19:39:13 ago (+4/-0)

THE dumbest nigger in FL.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 22:05:11 ago (+4/-0)

Debatable.

[ + ] Steelerfish

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 22:59:49 ago (+2/-0)

Ex gubernatorial candidate who barely lost, Andrew Gillum, was found passed out in puke on a toilet after banging a (supposedly) underage faggot hooker in a hotel room after a Coke/mdma/ booze bender…

Not to mention he had a several hundred thousand pay to play fed investigation.when he was the faggot mayor of Tallahassee.

Also was a Soros future world leader…

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 3 weeksMay 23, 2024 01:04:41 ago (+2/-0)

You can take a nigger out of the jungle but you can't take the jungle out of a nigger, even one who dresses respectably and is running for mayor.

[ - ] firestation7 2 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 20:43:11 ago (+2/-0)

Did anyone else notice his shirt? Mason square and compass and a goat and it says I am not afraid.....goats.

[ + ] firestation7

[ - ] firestation7 1 point 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 20:44:45 ago (+1/-0)

https://www.etsy.com/listing/763656877/i-aint-fraid-of-no-goats-masonic-mens?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_d-clothing-mens_clothing-other&utm_custom1=_k_EAIaIQobChMI1o69wsWihgMVTlhHAR1hJgbVEAQYAiABEgJDVvD_BwE_k_&utm_content=go_12569400664_123239962007_507343491981_pla-299625218374_m__763656877_112371849&utm_custom2=12569400664&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI1o69wsWihgMVTlhHAR1hJgbVEAQYAiABEgJDVvD_BwE

It was a modified version of that.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 22:05:42 ago (+1/-0)

Was trying to figure out what it meant.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 19:43:52 ago (+2/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-tINcdYPeI

lets go rob the dollar general...

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 3 weeksMay 23, 2024 09:54:03 ago (+1/-0)

Hahaha, I didn't realize this was posted to v/Niggers but then again I'm not surprised.

[ - ] FloridaMan 1 point 3 weeksMay 23, 2024 08:40:27 ago (+1/-0)

Tallahassee, like many other state capitals is chock full of niggers on the dole. If it isn't half nigger by now I would be surprised.

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 3 weeksMay 23, 2024 01:13:01 ago (+1/-0)

Niggers are so ridiculous

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 22:04:51 ago (+1/-0)

You dumb as heyylll nigga tryenah rob uhh uhh DG homey dat ain't OG ya feel meh?!

[ + ] Rob3122

[ - ] Rob3122 [op] 0 points 3 weeksMay 23, 2024 17:59:01 ago (+0/-0)

I feel you, cuz!

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 22:03:40 ago (+1/-0)

How else yu spect hims ta gets mowneies fo his lection campanges, mugggafugga?

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 22:07:50 ago (+0/-0)

Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit errbuddy knoe tre tre bee fundin deyt sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit awluh nigga haddidoo iz ax gnome seyin?!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 20:14:36 ago (+1/-0)

...but he's an African American man of color who's neatly outfitted in a suit, look at how sharp he looks...just because he relieved $store of some excess inventory doesn't mean he's a tief...like, what the fuck, give the stupid klepto nigger a job in the White House.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 22:06:31 ago (+1/-0)

He'd rape AOC with his eyes.

On second thought I'll get the popcorn.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 19:39:48 ago (+0/-0)

should be on v/niggers

[ + ] Rob3122

[ - ] Rob3122 [op] 1 point 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 19:55:36 ago (+1/-0)

I thought upgoat is just a new name for Voat...am I wrong?

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 20:03:42 ago (+3/-0)

Pay zero attention to that guy/gal/it. He/she/it hates everyone.

Good post! Keep it up.!!

[ + ] dosvydanya_freedomz

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 20:04:14 ago (+1/-0)

🤣 yeah you are correct

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