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I'm trying to make up a conspiracy theory about people from Peru

submitted by NaturalSelectionistWorker to conspiracy 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 05:07:42 ago (+21/-2)     (conspiracy)

but I just can't find any examples of Peruvians in high ranking government positions, let alone dozens in every major country.

but I just can't find any examples of Peruvians running our news and entertainment media, let alone a majority of them.

but I just can't find any examples of Peruvians who were Federal Reserve chairs, let alone for 40 of the last 50 years.

but I just can't find any examples of Peruvians running child sex trafficking rings to sexually blackmail the people who run our society like Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, Clare Bronfman, Roy Cohn, and Assi Ben Mosh.

but I just can't find any Peruvian billionaires who spend millions every election cycle, let alone a few on each side of the aisle.

but I just can't find any Peruvian prophets who created major world religions, let alone the two biggest religions in the world that taught more than half the world to worship a jewish god.

You can replace Peruvians with literally any nation, ethnicity, religion, etc. except one, and it works.


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[ - ] purityspiral 3 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 08:33:13 ago (+3/-0)*

I went to Lima, Peru. It was nice. Very Poor, but not terrible (to visit in uniform).
I had more fun in Peru than I ever had in San Diego, but I wouldn't wanna live there.

We took a taxi somewhere far once, got out and heard rattling music. I turn a corner to find it, then on a small median in the middle of a road with no one on it, there's these 4 little kids, absolutely rocking out a tamborine (coffee can full of coins) and other 3 on flutes. Jethro tull has nothin on those kids. They see my liberty party watching and they go ballistic and it sounds like a symphony.

Peruvian flute bands INDEED!

I reached into my pockets and grabbed all the change I'd made that day, big mound of coins, many worth more than change. Dumped it all into their collection can and you could tell it was a huge score (they were very happy), probably like $30 US. Those little bastards earned it though. Not like those kids throwing stolen chiclet at our busses.

Fun Fact: I am taller than everyone in Peru. Fun to walk down the sidewalk, looking over the heads of... everyone, pretending to be a giant.

Every woman in Peru is a prostitute. I cant remember if it was Lima Peru or Santiago Chile, but one of them has "Pizza Alley" and its all pizza shops, bars and hookers. still... Beats the shit outta bourbon street. Everyone speaks english there.

They made us pay for beer and tequila, but gave us several grams of cocaine for free.

Pizza Alley (Peru)
When sailors arrive, its a lot more lively.

I was there a long time ago, so my memory is more like this

[ - ] Monica 1 point 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 09:51:43 ago (+1/-0)

Pizza alley sounds a lot like pizza gate.

[ - ] purityspiral 1 point 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 09:57:15 ago (+1/-0)*

The world is a nasty place.
For the record, none of us would have been keen to that sort of thing.
I did drink lots of tequila, kissed a girl from my ship I'd never spoken to before and anyone I fucked was around my age.

The children seemed employed by their mothers (or some older females), they try to sell us gum and flute music. In the dank parts of town, all grown ups.

Pizza Alley was the LAST place we went, because the liberty bus from the ship dropped and picked up there.
It was the MOST civil place and we were encouraged to visit it above other areas.

Like I said, my crew goes off grid everywhere, we found a girlie club attached to a taco shop, to enter it we had to knock on a black painted wall, an eyehole slides open, sees us, the fucking wall opens up, the whole thing is a door. Again, everyone inside was of age. Beer is $2, cocaine was complimentary, we kept trying to pay for it.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 16:10:45 ago (+1/-0)

Fun Fact: I am taller than everyone in Peru. Fun to walk down the sidewalk, looking over the heads of... everyone, pretending to be a giant.

Heh, did that in Japan. Need to find my friend? Just look over everyone's heads. Find the blonde one.

but one of them has "Pizza Alley" and its all pizza shops, bars and hookers. still... Beats the shit outta bourbon street. Everyone speaks english there.

You have to get beyond the bars and hookers to the real areas where people live. Not something I would recommend unless you are in a 1st world country, roll deep, and/or are ready for combat(or at least look the part).

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 08:06:18 ago (+3/-0)

who were the original peruvians and where are they now?

[ - ] yoooooooosh 1 point 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 10:57:01 ago (+1/-0)

this is what i say when everyone is thinking we're somehow controlled by muslims. its crazy that when a few muslims end up in random chairs people think omg theyre taking over! theyre a product not the cause

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 09:48:06 ago (+1/-0)

They love to eat guinea pigs.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 07:19:37 ago (+1/-0)*

You're not going to find any because their admixture is similar to that of Mestizo Mexicans- basically short, squat, stupid, yet hardy rapemutts created by Spaniards and the indigenous tribes.

Their only goal in life is to crank out as many kids as possible with what little wealth is available. They are lazy and have no higher aspirations. However, they do work hard (not smart) when pressed. Good servant class of golem, bad for much of anything else.

They consider guinea pig to be a delicacy. Make up some shit about them raiding pet stores or something.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 06:45:31 ago (+1/-0)

Something, flute band.
Peruvian flute bands.

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 12:31:53 ago (+0/-0)

Yma Sumac was an alien.

[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 12:16:29 ago (+0/-0)

Speaking of Peru, the trash deposited on the outskirts of cities there is disgusting. It's fucking everywhere

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 10:27:58 ago (+0/-0)

I knew an old guy from Peru and when he came near I said pew.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 09:36:20 ago (+0/-0)

Peruvians are complicit with the Pachamama.

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 09:06:47 ago (+0/-0)

Why would you make up a new one?

[ - ] Razzoriel -1 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 16:00:57 ago (+0/-1)

Pagans are faggots.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker [op] 0 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 18:30:51 ago (+0/-0)

Do you worship a jewish god and jewish messiah? Filthy golem.

[ - ] Razzoriel -1 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 18:39:53 ago (+0/-1)

The narrative "Jesus Christ is a jew" was made by the CIA to block white nationalists from realizing the only real way of archieving their goals is to convert to Catholicism. Are you a glowie or an useful idiot golem of the kikes?

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker [op] 0 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 20:42:44 ago (+0/-0)

Nah, the narrative comes from jesus being born in bethlehem which is in judea, being descended from the tribe of judah, being called the lion of judah, and saying he came to fulfill the words of the old testament propheta who claimed yahweh chose their tribes to rule the world through debt slavery.

But keep telling yourself that everything your ancestors believed and practiced before jews destroyed their traditions was bad if you really want to hate yourself and empower jews.

[ - ] Razzoriel 0 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 21:24:50 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, Jesus was a Judean, from the tribe of the Galileans, thanks.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker [op] 0 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 23:10:05 ago (+0/-0)

So you admit that jesus was a jew, thanks.

[ - ] Razzoriel 0 points 3 weeksMay 23, 2024 20:20:09 ago (+0/-0)

The word "jew" was invented more than a thousand years and a half from when Jesus was born.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker [op] -1 points 3 weeksMay 23, 2024 20:36:58 ago (+0/-1)

So was modern english. Makes no difference. The word jew is just short for judean. Stop avoiding the argument that your holy book says hews deserve to rule you through debt slavery by making shitty semantic arguments.

[ - ] Razzoriel 0 points 3 weeksMay 23, 2024 21:12:50 ago (+0/-0)

Jew is racial. Judean is a local word.

The New Testament says that God now looks for all races, not just the jews, and that they are forever cursed for letting this gift go away. Many saints of the Catholic Church died fighting jews. The cuckery you want to associate christianity with comes from protestants and post-Vatican II catholicism; both made from the same people who call Jesus Christ a kike as it would even matter.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker [op] 0 points 3 weeksMay 23, 2024 23:03:28 ago (+0/-0)

The new testament was written by jews, just like the koran, the communist manifesto, atlas shrugged, the satanic bible, etc.

But hey, you admit that christianity is racial equality, and that the god you worship once chose the jews over your own ancestors.