Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) Took Over the White House Press Briefing Today & Said "Joe Biden is the Most Successful President in My Lifetime" - Upgoat

He fell ass backwards into Star Wars. Then he was hot for a minute and got a lead role in ‘Corvette Summer’, and everyone realized he was a shit actor. I’ve seen Corvette Summer at least three times, but I can’t tell you the plot because my pals and I were too busy laughing at his delivery, and ripping on every absurd scene.
If it weren’t for nerd conventions where he could charge for autographs and pics, he’d be on skid row.
When I played with my Star Wars action figures as a kid, I always killed him first.

There’s a reason Harrison Ford was in everything, and this turnip was in nothing.

[ + ] MuricaPersonified

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 2 weeksMay 4, 2024 06:40:09 ago (+1/-0)

You're not kidding about Hamill being a shit actor. That "NOOOOO" scene in Empire was enough to break the suspension of disbelief... in a film that featured a tiny green space wizard.

Harrison Ford was probably the only one sober on the set. Everyone else was coked out of their gourds. Too bad he turned out to be the real disappointment in the end. Loved Indiana Jones as a kid and they're unwatchable now.

[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 2 weeksMay 4, 2024 17:20:33 ago (+1/-0)

The ‘nooooo’ scene was pretty awful.

My wife mentioned earlier that it’s May the 4th, that nerd holiday. I had forgotten all about it. Now it makes sense as to why the Biden drones dug this guy up. He was summoned to deliver a propaganda message for faggots that will try to scratch your eyes out if you don’t consider the baby Yoda to be an inspiration.

[ - ] iSnark 4 points 2 weeksMay 3, 2024 18:13:22 ago (+4/-0)

Cocaine is a Helluva Drug...

[ - ] Rob3122 3 points 2 weeksMay 3, 2024 18:11:50 ago (+3/-0)*

The jewdi were always the bad guys. They live just like sand niggers in mud huts.

[ + ] NuckFiggers

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 2 weeksMay 4, 2024 00:44:57 ago (+2/-0)

That's how the jews like to present themselves. They push this idea of kikes being this earthy crunchy mystics and not the rigid, colorless, corporate empire. That's kind of hard to do when you own every school, every bank and every tech company. It's one more kike lie.

Star Wars is another example of kikes masturbating to the Aryan betters. Is it any wonder that the 'bad guys' in the original trilogy were all dressed badass, while the rebels wore rags and in the later movies the bad guys were represented by actors that were all much taller than the jewy niggery chinky rebels.

[ + ] GreenSaint

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 2 weeksMay 3, 2024 23:28:41 ago (+0/-0)

I always been interested in that angle. You might look at something as good but you only think it’s good because of the context. If you take a step back you realize there’s nothing good about it. Maybe it’s the lesser of two evils even but it’s not good. Like democrats vs republicans.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 2 weeksMay 3, 2024 20:31:22 ago (+2/-0)

I think this is about three days ago, but yeah, what a massive faggot.

[ + ] Scyber

[ - ] Scyber [op] 4 points 2 weeksMay 3, 2024 20:56:35 ago (+4/-0)

It's a media thing because tomorrow is May 4th (may the "4th be with you") so the Biden Admin is trying their best to get faggot star wars fans & redditors back on their side.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2 weeksMay 3, 2024 19:42:31 ago (+2/-0)*

Luke has finally given in and joined the darkside.

Did anyone attempt to ask him what he meant by successful?

Of course not that's against the yiddish agenda.

Wonder how much they paid him to gaslight us.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 2 weeksMay 4, 2024 03:13:22 ago (+1/-0)

"Guys guys, he is like in star wars, he is Luke guys, he has the force, you should listen to him. Because of like Star Wars."

[ - ] lolxd 1 point 2 weeksMay 4, 2024 01:22:13 ago (+1/-0)

Mark Hamill is a paid actor by profession. What do you expect?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 weeksMay 4, 2024 00:59:43 ago (+1/-0)

that dude has probably molested kids and sucked many jew dicks on the casting couch

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 2 weeksMay 3, 2024 21:33:50 ago (+0/-0)

I think he suffered a severe brain injury when he was in an accident during the filming of "Star Wars". He never looked quite the same after that.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2 weeksMay 3, 2024 18:41:32 ago (+0/-0)

Mark Hamill was the best version of Joker.
Still is.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 weeksMay 3, 2024 18:23:53 ago (+0/-0)

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