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[ - ] rabidR04CH 6 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 10:05:30 ago (+6/-0)

Locking up a zombie is pointless. The TV shows and movies made it clear that these things need to be shot in the head.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 10:50:05 ago (+0/-0)

…or, you can lock yourself in your basement and still win an election! …, problem is, it’s super tough to decide zombies from wal-mart shoppers….., I know I know kill them all just to be safe…, sounds like a great plan…, until you gotta clean up the slaughter in isle 9

[ - ] dass 0 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 22:21:04 ago (+0/-0)

Shot in the head, then beheaded and doused in gasoline and set on fire ...

[ - ] rabidR04CH 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 10:32:35 ago (+0/-0)

Only after all of that has been done should the zombie stand trial for its actions.

[ - ] dass 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 16:57:33 ago (+0/-0)

stand trial

Hung, drawn and quartered trial ....

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 11:00:01 ago (+3/-0)

That is one ashy nigger!

[ - ] gimpyoldman 3 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 09:42:49 ago (+3/-0)

Was he trying to snatch the kid for sex, or was he going to eat him?

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 1 weekApr 23, 2024 10:56:41 ago (+1/-0)

How Dare You accuse the zombie of having gender! You do know, bigot, that 75% of dead people fully support non-binary funerals. Other 25% are undecided and will remain in limbo until a room open’s in Hell. Super busy down there theses days…, supposedly best to make a reservation.., revelation style.

[ - ] iSnark 3 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 07:48:57 ago (+3/-0)

Can you pick the offender out of this line-up?

http://thesource.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Thriller.jpg

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 10:59:45 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] con77 2 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 09:09:52 ago (+2/-0)

Kill it with fire 🔥

[ - ] In_Cog_Nito 1 point 1 weekApr 23, 2024 11:18:12 ago (+1/-0)

Africans are the zombies in jewish zombie apocalypse stories/movies/shows/comics. The zombie apocalypse itself is about White genocide.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 15:12:04 ago (+0/-0)

The justice system shouldn't kill it, but it shouldn't get in the way of people wanting to hang him by the neck either.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 10:44:20 ago (+0/-0)

Zombies > niggers

Niggers > pigs

Pigs > zombies

..it’s like rock, paper, scissors except it’s called zombies, pigs and niggers…., try it! It’s fun!

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 08:22:41 ago (+0/-0)

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