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Beautiful knitted lace fence

submitted by NeedleStack to Knitting 10 monthsAug 17, 2023 23:53:40 ago (+71/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/c59w92.jpg

This rules. I'll have to find a similar knitting pattern for big projects like this. Maybe to protect a garden from deer?


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[ - ] x0x7 8 points 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 06:19:38 ago (+8/-0)

Well that garden looks like a whore.

[ - ] NeedleStack [op] 0 points 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 11:57:31 ago (+0/-0)

Get your mind out of the gutter, sonny!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 9 points 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 01:57:20 ago (+10/-1)

That's not going to keep niggers out at all.

[ - ] GrayDragon 5 points 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 05:22:40 ago (+5/-0)

You don't see the illustration of work boots in the design? No nigger can cross that line.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 06:21:28 ago (+1/-0)

No. What psychedelics are you taking?

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 07:57:19 ago (+1/-0)

It's called replacement dissolutionolol

[ - ] observation1 7 points 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 01:56:07 ago (+7/-0)

White people things

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 4 points 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 06:51:48 ago (+4/-0)

This is what women do, they take something practical like putting a fence around your garden and turn it into a big overcomplicated thing that takes way longer than it should just to make it look a tiny bit better.

[ - ] NeedleStack [op] 1 point 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 08:21:11 ago (+1/-0)

Seems like she had the free time to do so and you can't argue with the lovely results (I hope)!

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 10:09:37 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, but it keeps them happy if you let them do it for the unimportant stuff.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 14:51:37 ago (+0/-0)

Looooool 😂😂😂

[ - ] Crackinjokes 4 points 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 05:50:13 ago (+4/-0)

Knitting is a sophisticated technology that is completely underrated by most people. The ability of one person to take a linear string and create a two-dimensional shape with structure that is permanent and useful and beautiful is really remarkable when you think about it.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 05:27:48 ago (+3/-0)

I'd hate to run into her in a dark alley. She's one of "those" people that already gave her last fuck and you will find out.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 06:57:51 ago (+3/-0)

She would simply invite you in for a nice cuppa tea

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 07:00:23 ago (+3/-0)

Seasoned with arsenic stirred in with the bloody kitting needle of her last victim!

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 02:09:18 ago (+3/-0)

That's awesome

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 06:56:35 ago (+2/-0)

Imagine niggers tryna do dat

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 07:58:03 ago (+0/-0)

You would think it would be a thing with them because of the hair and all.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 05:48:42 ago (+2/-0)

Man if Home Depot or someplace sold those things by the yard people would snap them up.

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 00:43:35 ago (+2/-0)

it's something else for a change. It took her only 3 weeks? Wow!

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 14:47:58 ago (+1/-0)

Trying to confuse the spiders.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 10 monthsAug 18, 2023 08:27:02 ago (+1/-0)

This old lady is the reincarnation of the goddess Soteria from Greek legend.
(the goddess of protection)