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Ford Raptor is now gay

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to videos 1 yearMay 18, 2023 09:25:00 ago (+61/-0)     (media.gab.com)

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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 13 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 09:34:39 ago (+13/-0)

Fags don’t drive pickups. They like those little butt-plug electric cars.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 7 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 09:37:02 ago (+7/-0)

Fags think something with less than a 6' bed is a pickup.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 6 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 14:17:14 ago (+6/-0)*

As a happily-married family man driving a crew cab, the 66" bed was the only option.

Even though I bought a bed extender almost immediately, I still sucked like 37 dicks on the way to pick it up. The gay is real.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 20:04:23 ago (+3/-0)

I still sucked like 37 dicks

At the same time?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 16:02:44 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] DivineLight2 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 12:38:24 ago (+1/-1)

Small pickups are getting popular near me and only middle age women and fags drive them.

Hasn't it became a status thing for amerifats too? Fat truck for a fat fuck? And women and fags love to flaunt their 84 month finance deal to noseberg.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 15:47:40 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 11 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 12:34:34 ago (+11/-0)*

Introducing the all new 2023 Ford Brokeback

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 5 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 12:51:39 ago (+5/-0)

Now with auto-lubing tailpipe!

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 16:40:44 ago (+2/-0)

And four on the floor.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 20:07:09 ago (+2/-0)

Tail Blazer

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 7 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 11:56:10 ago (+7/-0)

A lot of speed isnt really a consideration for a person that actually uses a pick up. The Raptor is basically a truck for a wealthy rednecks nerdy son.

[ - ] Scyber 5 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 13:25:24 ago (+5/-0)

The stick shift is a dildo.

[ - ] BulletStopper 5 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 12:10:49 ago (+5/-0)*

Know what's not? This:
https://files.catbox.moe/1fa9xo.jpg

Rebuilt 1971 M35A2 crew cab.

Couple of years back I was going through Houston and had to stop suddenly. Felt a nudge from the back of the truck. Drunk nigger had slid his little shitbox up under my rear bumper. Totaled his shitbox. I mean just destroyed the whole front end from the front bumper all the way up to the front windshield.

Called the cops. Monkeyboy and his little posse of 3 jumped out and made for the cab. I stepped out, squared up and reached my right hand under my cover shirt for the back of my right hip and asked, "What are we doin' fellas?"

After a moment of contemplation, they decided their best COA would be to spend the the rest of the time waiting trying to figure out how they could blame the whole thing on the White guy. After the cops had taken the report and carted Tyrone off for DUI, I had to make repairs. Which consisted of straightening out the bent license plate holder with a pair of vise-grips. That was it.

I fuk'n live for BLM protesters blocking the highway.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 4 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 12:08:47 ago (+4/-0)

Really tired of the acceptance of the homosexual capture of terms and color schemes that have nothing to do with them for example the word gay and the rainbow have absolutely nothing to do with homosexuality and yet we let them usurp these ubiquitous terms and images for their association.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 11:45:06 ago (+4/-0)

They do these redneck mudding then stamp a fag sticker on it. This is a jewish tactic to push this shit so that they can openly molest children. faggots drive tesla or honda civics

[ - ] Doglegwarrior -4 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 13:31:56 ago (+0/-4)

Shut the fuck up you coward kike

Honkymcniggerdicksucker

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 15:26:59 ago (+2/-0)

waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh why do people speak ill of my jewish cult daddy waaaaaahhhhh

[ - ] Doglegwarrior -3 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 20:17:05 ago (+0/-3)

Debate me or shut the fuck up you lying shill coward

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 20:32:15 ago (+1/-0)

Serious question: Do you stick your fingers in your butt and milk your prostate while you jerk off like owen said he does and he recommended his bears to do it??

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 09:58:55 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] CoronaHoax 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 21:18:36 ago (+2/-0)

"Hey guys look at my bubbly bloated mostly cab sized truck with all the modern comforts".

If I wanted a truck I'd want it so almost just a cab, metal and a huge bed that it was almost a motorcycle with a trailer. And I'd want it to be as cheap as possible because what the fuck I'm spending on it for.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1 yearMay 19, 2023 07:50:20 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] HeyJames 4 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 09:32:01 ago (+4/-0)

Wonder why this is coming up now. This appears to be old news

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 18:50:57 ago (+2/-0)

They made this gay truck at least a year ago. Why are you all suddenly outraged? Are you fucking retarded? Are you all just sheep following the outrage train?
If you need a truck buy it second hand and fix it yourself like a man. You'll end up with a nice truck as long as you're worth your own salt.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 21:02:05 ago (+1/-1)

That’s what I’m about to do. Buy and old one and rebuild the fucker frame up. Pre EPA bullshit and no catalytic converter. No electronics either. It’s gonna be bitchin and I’ll know the fuck out of it because I fucking built it. That’s fucking man business 101.

[ - ] bosunmoon -1 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 21:13:49 ago (+0/-1)

You're going to make a gay truck a year ago?

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 21:21:50 ago (+1/-1)

Holy shit, fuckface. Fix up an old truck. Seems pretty clear from my comment.

[ - ] bosunmoon -1 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 21:42:54 ago (+0/-1)

Fuckface is a different feller, I'm bosunmoon. I don't want to fix up another old truck.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 15:40:47 ago (+2/-0)

Homos dont mud truck. Just like they dont drink beer.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 16:54:47 ago (+1/-1)

they're turning mud truckers and beer drinkers into fags. Do try and keep up.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 21:27:18 ago (+1/-0)

Naw that is just jew propaganda to make you think they do.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 20:10:29 ago (+1/-1)

No they mud dick

[ - ] TheGreatWar -1 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 17:23:55 ago (+0/-1)

They do. Out in the field there's no lube so they spit on their fingers instead. I saw it watching Broke Back Mountain. It was eye opening. Now I have gay neighbors who ride 4-wheeler together, on the same 4-wheeler. It's only a matter of time before everyone is gay and has aids. You'll actually be killed if you're straight, which will ensure 100% gay.

[ - ] Feelsgood 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 15:08:04 ago (+2/-0)

Always has been.

/astronaut meme

[ - ] 2017Fallout 1 point 1 yearMay 19, 2023 03:58:03 ago (+1/-0)

RIP

[ - ] con77 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 12:10:36 ago (+2/-0)

dont fall for the fag militant hype. fags are 2% of the population. max.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 09:47:47 ago (+2/-0)

Nah , its just designed that way to cover up evidence from vandalizing those retarded street paintings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19z3o97dBq4

https://youtu.be/SsAltH64lcE



its what I choose to believe

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 18:41:05 ago (+1/-0)

Rainbows used to be cute things for kids. The sickos know that and hijacked the rainbows. They did it because kids like them. I don't buy any other explanation.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 21:03:42 ago (+1/-0)

Because the rainbow is biblical and they wanted to get buttfuck cum all over something sacred.

[ - ] 0000000000002 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 18:01:59 ago (+1/-0)

It was already gay years ago when it started using a turbo v6 instead of a v8. Fuck em. They're now on the list with Bud, Target, Starbucks, etc... Make an example of them.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 17:52:58 ago (+1/-0)

always has been

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 17:23:59 ago (+1/-0)

The other truck was coming up the rear.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 20:11:54 ago (+1/-0)

Then it pulled out ahead.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 16:53:58 ago (+1/-0)

it always was. nice job spreading their commericals you idiot.

[ - ] Moravian 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 16:53:22 ago (+1/-0)

Redesigning lame.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 16:14:03 ago (+1/-0)

i'm amazed that the cars didnt start hump each other 🤣🤣

[ - ] Glowbright 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 15:58:12 ago (+1/-0)

So they are saying that the paint jobs and cosmetics don't change what is under the hood?

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 14:27:17 ago (+1/-0)

well thanks to insufficient monetary funds, i cant A FORD one of these cars anyways...

get it? A FORD?

bet that paintjob alone would cost you 4000 bucks extra..

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 20:12:46 ago (+1/-0)

No

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 12:50:31 ago (+1/-0)

Finally. A truck that will suck my dick and then cook me breakfast. I love the future.

[ - ] Shitstartercarter 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 12:38:10 ago (+1/-0)

Why do all these companies continue to pander to faggots? They see how awful the results are. So sick of it. It is a sure way for me to not spend money on your shit.

[ - ] JewNitedStates 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 17:28:04 ago (+1/-0)

It was never about the money.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 20:13:18 ago (+1/-0)

jews

[ - ] con77 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 12:11:45 ago (+1/-0)

if they actually offered that graphic I bet theyd sell a few. nationwide. few. as in 3.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 20:14:03 ago (+1/-0)

Those numbers are gay.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 09:50:02 ago (+1/-0)

Why

[ - ] zr855 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 11:38:30 ago (+2/-1)

Jew banks, which literally create our money, require "diversity" promotion to get loans. Use bitcoin and this all goes away.

Most don't even know only banks create US dollars. Most think the government does.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 20:14:45 ago (+1/-1)

Welcome back crptojew!

How was the synagogue?

[ - ] zr855 -1 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 23:32:48 ago (+0/-1)

bot

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 20:26:24 ago (+1/-1)

THIS ISNT FORD BEING RETARDED. THIS IS A DEMORALIZATION TACTIC IN REAL TIME.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 13:30:58 ago (+2/-2)

Wrong attitude

FORD RAPTOR!

RECLAIMING THE CHRISTIAN RAINBOWS 🌈

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2023 13:32:49 ago (+1/-0)

Ok, I like it! Nice positive attitude.

[ - ] lastlist 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 12:30:47 ago (+0/-0)

Marketed towards wymyn. Fags don't drive trucks.

[ - ] zr855 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 11:36:45 ago (+1/-1)

Jew banks, which literally create our money, require "diversity" promotion to get loans. Use bitcoin and this all goes away.

Most don't even know only banks create US dollars. Most think the government does.

[ - ] NukeAmerica -1 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 23:08:31 ago (+0/-1)

This is 10 months old. Why is everyone talking about this now?

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 15:06:09 ago (+0/-1)

$80k chain breakers🤣

[ - ] drstrangegub -1 points 1 yearMay 18, 2023 12:24:41 ago (+0/-1)

go woke go broke. but they are all retarded. build your own cars from scraps. they are better cars and more fun to drive.