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Laid my bike down tonight.      (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Sleazy to TellUpgoat 2 hours ago (+10/-0)
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What the fuck?

I was driving along on a residential street coming up on a 4 way stop, there's a car behind me, a car stopping across from me, and a car coming up to the intersection to my left. No big deal, I am downshifted into first gear and hitting the brakes. I pull in the clutch and give it more brakes to stop. when all of a sudden the bike is sliding sideways somehow,

what the fuck?

Its slipping out from underneath me. I put my feet down to catch it, and my fucking feet are sliding along with the bike and there is no grip, what the fuck, its slippery as wet ice all of a sudden, and next thing I know, the bike i layin on its side and so am I.

What the fuck?

I get up onto my feet and shut off the bike and go to pick it up and I notice the whole fucking area of the street there I am on is completely covered with fucking dirty oil and is slippery as can be.

I never noticed that coming up to the corner cause I was paying attention to the cars making sure they are going to stop and watching for danger from them. I should have been watching for the danger of the fucking oil.

Then I was pissed.

Then the guy who was behind be pulled up along side of me and asked me if I was ok. I told him, fucking oil, it all slipped out from under me, and he says I know, I saw that, are you allright?

And I was ok, and my bike stared up and got me home, I'm going to look at it in the morning in the daylight, but it looks like the back blinker thing got scratched, the mirror on the left handlebar got loosened but I was able to get that back in place. It's probably scratched too. And my footpeg is all bent. And there is something squeaking that wasn't squeaking before.

Damn it.
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Wife brought this bad boy home!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 8 hours ago (+17/-1)
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https://files.catbox.moe/bno1ee.jpeg

Funny, I asked her where her's was!
Something about reverse searing, she looked it all up. It’s on her.
She does well on the grill though. Hasn’t messed anything up yet.
Gives me a break.😊
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Magnesium Changed My Life     (NaturalRemedies)
submitted by Trope to NaturalRemedies 17 hours ago (+25/-2)
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Despite a zero carb carnivore diet, my blood pressure was still high. Resting heart rate was high and pounded at night. Began developing a heart palpitation after eating which can best be described as a hiccup of the chest. Could find no reasonable advice online. Even Dr Berg had fuckall for useful advice. Plebbit was insistent in Potassium (idiots)

After reading The Magnesium Miracle, I began supplementing with Magnesium Citrate (400 - 800mg per day). The palpitation went away immediately and never returned, The next day, my mind was the calmest it had ever been in my life. I used to get nervous or worked up prior to a lecture but now I can give my presentations without any jitters or anxiety.

My thoughts used to be squirrely and I’d often feel the need to start new projects. This sense of being wound up is gone. Concentration is easy now and I’ve since gone back to school to work toward a proper degree (anything but fucking computers this time) My fast heart rate went away within a week and my blood pressure was normal after a few weeks.

A few months later, I quit caffeine. Didn't feel like I needed it anymore. The withdrawal was very mild when on previous attempts, it was always awful. I feel like no one knows this about caffeine withdrawal and should like to write a publication some day.

I’m sharing this with you because I believe it can help change your lives for the better. Some of you will chime in saying it makes you tired but that anecdotal information is also useful for us all to take into consideration. One of you took the obscure magnesium theonine and fell into a deep depression. Mg citrate is safe. Mg oxide is hardly absorbed and should not be used.
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How the US government uses NGOs to corrupt ‘civil society’ around the world     (www.rt.com)
submitted by boekanier to whatever 4 hours ago (+6/-0)
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Cute White girl.     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by ProudRebel to WhiteBeauty 15 hours ago (+46/-1)
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How to deal with blacks.     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by ProudRebel to funny 17 hours ago (+65/-0)
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Massive boulder makes a path through a forest with ease     (www.reddit.com)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to InterestingAsFuck 3 hours ago (+6/-1)
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((( Treason ))) Confirmed - Michigan Attorney General ((( Dana Nessel ))) is blocking the release of the state's official forensic audit of Dominion Voting machines used in 2020 Presidential Elections.     (i.imgflip.com)
submitted by KosherHiveKicker to OccidentalEnclave 12 hours ago (+32/-0)
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Guy stands up and starts waiving a gun, officers respond.     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Dingo to whatever 3 hours ago (+11/-0)
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"wypipo are fragile"     (pbs.twimg.com)
submitted by TheNoticing to whatever 6 hours ago (+12/-0)
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Today I overheard a man tell his two young daughters that I was racist.      (whatever)
submitted by SumerBreeze to whatever 1 day ago (+55/-1)
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They replied “How do you know?” He answered, “I can just tell.”

Then I walked up to them and said, “Your father is right, you know. When you get older, you will learn that everyone is either racist… or a liar.”
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How outdated US water systems may become 'weapons of mass destruction'     (www.msn.com)
submitted by paul_neri to America 1 hour ago (+1/-0)
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Should all do this, even though we didn't take the vax-death shot      (nitter.poast.org)
submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 6 hours ago (+11/-0)
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https://nitter.poast.org/VigilantFox/status/1801781505829531934

He should not have complied, it's better to lose any job, be homeless, etc. Than comply
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I would like to welcome you all to come gather round the campfire with us for the Friday Night Guitar Thread. We encourage everybody to pick up an instrument and share your musical talents. Be it impressive or ordinary. Be entertaining. All skill levels are welcome. Music is for sharing!     (Guitar)
submitted by Sleazy to Guitar 1 day ago (+19/-1)
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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

If you don't know how this works, click this link. That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Upgoat.net go down.

NOTE: That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, ask a regular participant (such as @TheRealBuddha or myself)

If you already know what's going on, you probably don't need to click any of those links. You can still visit to see if any changes have been made, as that's also where we kept the archives and have a second forum.

By the way, we're down to just two of us. If you want to help, let us know.
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Mom of five killed by an illegal while jogging      (www.thegatewaypundit.com)
submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 3 hours ago (+10/-0)
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Child labor, but this kid has skills.      (x.com)
submitted by Sector2 to WhiteCulture 5 hours ago (+12/-0)
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https://x.com/i/status/1802020836418961648

I think he may have had a little help. He's got skills though.
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David Duke stands with Nick Fuentes! Let’s gooooooo!!!!     (x.com)
submitted by GreatSatan to NicksGroyperLegion 4 hours ago (+5/-0)
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Gottem!     (pomf2.lain.la)
submitted by Kozel to AI 6 hours ago (+19/-0)
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Adolf Hitler - "Freedom or Slavery" in Munich, Germany 1922 - Full speech translated to English.     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by KosherHiveKicker to OccidentalEnclave 13 hours ago (+15/-0)
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I donated $50 to the original voat     (introductions)
submitted by titstitstits to introductions 9 hours ago (+6/-0)
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and then paypal froze it for 6 months. Then voat got inundated with nazis so I left. Now I realize the nazis were at least somewhat correct about some things (AIPAC am i right). I am 89% sure this site in its current form is some kind of cointelpro or controlled opposition kind of thing. Not from the same traiters in the deepstate behind Patriot FRONT (its in the name lol) but something. Even if its not it's likely only allowed to exist so it (and all of us) can be spied on and used to steal all of our good ideas.

I wonder what Atko is up to these days....
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My big nite out: a field report on the state of the Union in NW FL     (whatever)
submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 5 hours ago (+10/-0)
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I worked on a guy's boat today on the Emerald Coast of FL. When I got home, I had a sudden urge to go out. I never go out, unless I am playin music at a bar with a band, which I do a few times a month.

First place: very nice upscale place on a bay. Haven't been there in a year. Trio band playing. Chick singer is WAY too fuckin loud. Bassist is basically soloing the whole time. No one is sitting near them. I try, but move away a minute later. Caterwauling roastie angst is not for me.

This venue is famous for sunsets. I go to the ass end of the property, and there are a dozen niggers takin pics. Now, these are upscale niggers, old and yung, a fambly on vacation, dressed nicely and not chimping out. Still, I was so aggravated that I left. This whole area is super White, fuckin niggers should stay in Atlanta.

I walk across the street to another place. Same owner. Super upscale, realtors and doctors n sheeit. No niggers this time. No band, no music. Lots of expensively dressed people, tasty chicks. I sat on a bench and had a beer (I rarely drink). Looking at all the happy people made me wanna puke, so I left.

Drivin home, I decided to hit another place. This is an expensive touristy area, lots of bars. Haven't been there in over a year. A DJ was butchering songs as a band was setting up. Shit music. I sat at a table, and a hideous troll roastie told me it's for food-eaters only. I gave her my meanest glare, and said I am leaving anyway. I went home and ate some shroom gummies. Hope the rest of the night is more interesting.

TL;DR: normie shit is just not for me. But it was a good reminder why I never bother going out.
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Uppity whale gets mogged hard      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 3 months ago (+50/-1)
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Americans cower in terror as Russian warships prowl their coastline.     (edition.cnn.com)
submitted by paul_neri to WorldWar3 2 hours ago (+2/-2)
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https://edition.cnn.com/2024/06/14/americas/onboard-the-russian-warship-visiting-cuba/index.html

"I disembarked the Russian warship in Havana feeling that the Cold War did not seem like such a distant memory, when I saw an alert flash across my phone.

It was an announcement that the Pentagon had just dispatched its own nuclear powered attack submarine to the other side of the island: the US Navy Base in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, slightly more than 500 miles away from the where the Russian ships are docked.".
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Seattle police to hire illegal immigrants as cops     (lawenforcementtoday.com)
submitted by Conspirologist to Universal 1 hour ago (+0/-2)
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@paul neri will only applaud this     (cairnsnews.org)
submitted by boekanier to whatever 2 hours ago (+7/-0)
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