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Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard

submitted by anon to AnonWhatever 21 hoursJun 19, 2025 21:30:22 ago (+1/-2)     (AnonWhatever)

-Jesus Christ


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[ - ] anon 3773965 0 points 21 hoursJun 19, 2025 21:53:11 ago (+0/-0)

I think you mean "round" and "tear", such as was done by other priests to honor the idols of the time. I assume your post is supposed to be some type of "gotcha" for the believers on this website, but you're going to have to use something more than a poor NIV translation to trip up anyone that isn't brand new. It might confuse someone that is on the brink or interested in Christianity, but then it would seem more feasible to use this tactic on a website that doesn't push for it's users to think beyond the surface level and ask questions.

Either way, I would recommend using something that isn't the NIV if you want to be cute with Bible verses (and maybe not focus on Levitical law, since I doubt many here are Levites, and most probably consider the Gospel to supersede as mentioned in Matthew).

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 19 hoursJun 19, 2025 23:58:35 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah levitic law ended the second the levites started inventing their own commandments.

Definitely gone by jesus time.

[ - ] anon 4133879 0 points 20 hoursJun 19, 2025 22:55:55 ago (+0/-0)

I thought you said anon posting was gay

[ - ] anon 2420758 0 points 12 hoursJun 20, 2025 07:16:37 ago (+0/-0)

What about electric clippers? Are they okay?

[ - ] anon 2145062 0 points 10 hoursJun 20, 2025 08:52:17 ago (+0/-0)

What if I don't have any hair on my head? My balls are hairy though.