This is just about the most jewish thing ever - they attacked Iran's shekels! - Upgoat

This is just about the most jewish thing ever - they attacked Iran's shekels!
submitted by lord_nougat to Israel 1 dayJun 18, 2025 17:43:55 ago (+25/-0) (techcrunch.com)
https://techcrunch.com/2025/06/18/hackers-steal-and-destroy-millions-from-irans-largest-crypto-exchange/

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[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 18:08:55 ago (+2/-0)

@monica

[ - ] TheSimulacra 4 points 23 hoursJun 18, 2025 19:00:31 ago (+5/-1)

It will never happen here....
Bitcoins are the money of the future goys!

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 4 points 23 hoursJun 18, 2025 19:24:45 ago (+4/-0)

Exchange != crypto

I'm sure people here know BY NOW that stealing crypto from an exchange doesn't mean hacking bitcoin. I mean come on.

The funny thing is THIS fucking place is run on crypto donations. It's getting retarded kikes. It's clearly on purpose or just what...mega dumb?

[ + ] Belfuro

[ - ] Belfuro 3 points 22 hoursJun 18, 2025 20:32:41 ago (+3/-0)

I will repeat to the ignorant.

Crypto does not need exchanges.

Exchanges are in fact breaching the purpose of crypto.

Exchanges are all Government traps. Taxes, tracking etc

[ - ] Love240 1 point 23 hoursJun 18, 2025 19:01:45 ago (+2/-1)

NUH UH! YOU CAN'T STEAL CRYPTO! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - crypto_bros

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 2 points 23 hoursJun 18, 2025 19:21:11 ago (+2/-0)*

Exchange != crypto

Learn faggot. Otherwise everyone knows you're intellectually dishonest.

Guess what they do if they want to take your dollars. They literally just turn off your bank account.

Meanwhile the very place you're typing this RUNS on crypto donations. "Crypto_bros" are literally making it possible for you to type this inane bullshit.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 3 points 22 hoursJun 18, 2025 20:08:31 ago (+3/-0)

Guess what they do if they want to take your dollars. They literally just turn off your bank account.

You mean like some 'crypto hacker group' just did.

guess only the smart crypto bros that have literal physical crypto in their pockets are laughing now.

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 2 points 22 hoursJun 18, 2025 20:13:58 ago (+2/-0)

If you keep your cyrpto on an exchange, you deserve what you get.

You're kind of right about keeping physical crypto in your pocket. You don't know it though because of your low iq.

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 1 point 23 hoursJun 18, 2025 19:33:47 ago (+2/-1)

But it works right now tho!

Whatever cope helps you sleep at night.

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 1 point 23 hoursJun 18, 2025 19:48:04 ago (+1/-0)

Whatever retardation you'll cry about writing in the future. Don't delete your ignorance across the web. Let everyone know how dumb you are.

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 1 point 22 hoursJun 18, 2025 20:40:04 ago (+2/-1)

lol, sure thing, bucko.

Remember this when they shut off your internet access and ability to buy anything via electronics.

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 1 point 22 hoursJun 18, 2025 20:44:22 ago (+1/-0)

This comment allowed by "crypto_bros".

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 1 point 23 hoursJun 18, 2025 19:49:00 ago (+1/-0)

This comment allowed by "crypto_bros".

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 1 point 22 hoursJun 18, 2025 20:41:12 ago (+1/-0)

It's allowed by electricity and technology.

Crypto just padded system's pockets.

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 1 point 22 hoursJun 18, 2025 20:44:03 ago (+1/-0)

This comment allowed by "crypto_bros".

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 1 point 22 hoursJun 18, 2025 20:44:37 ago (+1/-0)

lol, did I break you?

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 1 point 22 hoursJun 18, 2025 20:44:58 ago (+1/-0)

This comment allowed by "crypto_bros".

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 1 point 22 hoursJun 18, 2025 20:45:27 ago (+2/-1)

I broke rzr confirmed.
😂

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 2 points 22 hoursJun 18, 2025 20:46:02 ago (+2/-0)

This comment allowed by "crypto_bros".

Continue thread

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 0 points 22 hoursJun 18, 2025 20:46:10 ago (+1/-1)

Say it 20 more times, it might make your cognitive dissonance go away!

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 1 point 22 hoursJun 18, 2025 20:46:47 ago (+1/-0)

This comment allowed by "crypto_bros".

Continue thread

[ - ] Prairie 5 points 22 hoursJun 18, 2025 19:58:11 ago (+5/-0)

Just a reminder that if you don't hold it, you don't own it. Crypto exchanges are like banks: they hold the crypto (keys), and you just have IOUs.

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 2 points 22 hoursJun 18, 2025 20:28:35 ago (+2/-0)

Exactly

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 0 points 22 hoursJun 18, 2025 20:44:09 ago (+2/-2)

lol, the irony that you don't realize you cannot physically hold crypto either.

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 2 points 22 hoursJun 18, 2025 20:45:54 ago (+2/-0)

You sort of can actually. In fact, they used to sell Cassius coins for that purpose. Hmm, Coldcard has something for that still.

The irony of you not understanding this.

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 0 points 20 hoursJun 18, 2025 22:20:10 ago (+1/-1)

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Learn how to securely generate 12 words like I just did and you can write them down, put them in your pocket and physically carry your bitcoin around with you.

In fact, memorize them and you don't even have to physically hold it.

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 -1 points 6 hoursJun 19, 2025 12:39:59 ago (+0/-1)

You can't pay people with 12 words, idiot. lol

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 0 points 4 hoursJun 19, 2025 14:07:00 ago (+1/-1)

So first you say I can't physically hold bitcoin. Now you say I can't pay people with it? You're getting funny.

Just look up offline transactions. I mean people rarely even use cash now for payment but...whatever.

I'll get you started as I'm done teaching you. Remember too, you can't even tell if the cash you're being given is even real. You might get to the bank and they tell you it's useless. So sorry.

Offline Bitcoin hand-off methods
--------------------------------
- OPENDIME – USB stick; break seal to reveal private key; hand it over like cash.
- SATSCARD – NFC/QR credit-card with 10 one-time “slots”; pass the card itself.
- Air-gapped PSBT – move unsigned↔signed TX via SD/QR; broadcast whenever online.
- Physical bearer coins / tamper-sealed paper wallet – sealed key changes hands.
- TxTenna / goTenna mesh – phone signs TX offline, LoRa mesh relays it later.
- Blockstream Satellite + ham/SMS – node synced by satellite; TX sent by radio/SMS.
- Lightning async payment – LSP holds HTLC; receiver can come online hours later.
- LNURL-withdraw gift QR – preload QR; first scanner online pulls the sats.
- Fedimint / Cashu tokens – QR blobs trade offline like poker chips; settle later.

How they beat cash
--------------------
1. Cryptographic proof of balance & authenticity—no counterfeit risk.
2. Impossible to forge: invalid signatures are rejected by every node.
3. Split to exact satoshis; add timelocks or spending rules if desired.
4. Once broadcast, funds settle worldwide—no hauling banknotes over borders.

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 -1 points 4 hoursJun 19, 2025 14:19:25 ago (+0/-1)

Now you say I can't pay people with it?

You can't pay people with 12 words, idiot. lol

Nice try at gaslighting, kike.

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 1 point 3 hoursJun 19, 2025 15:44:14 ago (+1/-0)

What precisely is your point. Those 12 words generate a ton of private keys and public addresses. You can pay billions of people with those 12 words.

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 -1 points 3 hoursJun 19, 2025 15:46:36 ago (+0/-1)

Not if you don't have access to technology you can't, idiot.

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 1 point 2 hoursJun 19, 2025 16:02:33 ago (+1/-0)

I just gave you many ways you can.

Also, do you want to meet? Let's see who the kike is here. Are you just a keyboard warrior calling someone names or do you stand behind your principles.

Don't call me another name unless you're prepared to meet, film it and post it here.

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 1 point 2 hoursJun 19, 2025 16:03:21 ago (+1/-0)

No more name calling without meeting unless you're a soft, kike faggot that is afraid to STAND for his kike money.

Continue thread

[ - ] dassar 1 point 22 hoursJun 18, 2025 20:06:16 ago (+2/-1)

Well gosh. That just sold me on the value of crypto and exchanges as a viable safe financial platform.

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 1 point 22 hoursJun 18, 2025 20:41:48 ago (+2/-1)

So...you're retarded or engaged in kikish propaganda? It's one of the two.

I'm going to attempt to explain this to you dummies.

#START – everyone self-custodies
Alice wallet [Address_A | PrivateKey_A | 1,000,000 sats]
Bob wallet [Address_B | PrivateKey_B | 1,000,000 sats]
Exchange wallet [Exchange_Deposit_Address_E | PrivateKey_E | 0 sats]
------------------------------------------------------------

#Alice sends her coins to the exchange
[Address_A] ---(1,000,000 sats)---> [Exchange_Deposit_Address_E]
(Bob does nothing)
------------------------------------------------------------

#AFTER the transaction is confirmed
Alice wallet [Address_A | PrivateKey_A | 0 sats]
Bob wallet [Address_B | PrivateKey_B | 1,000,000 sats]
Exchange wallet [Exchange_Deposit_Address_E | PrivateKey_E | 1,000,000 sats]

See Alice in the end has an IOU and if someone hacks the exchange (which happens all the time and is sometimes an inside job), then she's screwed. Bitcoin is safe. Exchanges are not. Not your keys, not your coins. As soon as she transfers her bitcoin to the exchanges address, they are holding it not her. IF someone hacks their computer systems, they gain control of those private keys and can send that bitcoin to their own addresses.

[ + ] SumerBreeze

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 20 hoursJun 18, 2025 22:10:09 ago (+3/-1)

So basically it’s easier to get robbed of your money than fighting a nigger at the ATM

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 2 points 20 hoursJun 18, 2025 22:11:51 ago (+2/-0)

If you're retarded. YES. If you're a white man. No.

[ + ] SumerBreeze

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 20 hoursJun 18, 2025 22:54:13 ago (+0/-0)

you are really trying to sell those electric credits hard.

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 0 points 19 hoursJun 18, 2025 23:32:23 ago (+0/-0)

I'm simply telling the truth. That's why things are changing. One side is lying and the other is just saying how it is.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 20 hoursJun 18, 2025 22:11:09 ago (+1/-0)

which would you rather be robbed by?

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 0 points 15 hoursJun 19, 2025 03:29:13 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks for confirming 'crypto and exchanges' are garbage.

But in this instance, it's Your comprehension that is low IQ.

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 0 points 15 hoursJun 19, 2025 03:55:33 ago (+0/-0)

This comment funded by crypto donations.

[ - ] Climhazzard 1 point 20 hoursJun 18, 2025 22:36:30 ago (+1/-0)

Fiat money is fiat money. Money is worth the faith you can put into this jewish money system. How much faith are you putting into it?

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 20 hoursJun 18, 2025 22:47:59 ago (+0/-0)

Bout treefiddy.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 1 point 17 hoursJun 19, 2025 01:43:29 ago (+1/-0)

"Hackers"

Did you dutifully get up to drive to work every day for decades?
Pay taxes into a social security expecting to retire in reasonable comfort and security?

Guess what. Your money is all fake.
https://thegreattakingreport.com/
https://watchdocumentaries.com/money-as-debt/

The only real means of exchange is your health with the mutual good will and trust of people around you.

Sign into an existing account

This is just about the most jewish thing ever - they attacked Iran's shekels! submitted by lord_nougat to Israel 1 dayJun 18, 2025 17:43:55 ago (+25/-0) (techcrunch.com)https://techcrunch.com/2025/06/18/hackers-steal-and-destroy-millions-from-irans-largest-crypto-exchange/

This is just about the most jewish thing ever - they attacked Iran's shekels!
submitted by lord_nougat to Israel 1 dayJun 18, 2025 17:43:55 ago (+25/-0) (techcrunch.com)
https://techcrunch.com/2025/06/18/hackers-steal-and-destroy-millions-from-irans-largest-crypto-exchange/