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A *very* rare patrollin'

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 18 hoursJun 18, 2025 08:56:33 ago (+36/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/3opn68.mp4



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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 7 hoursJun 18, 2025 20:16:31 ago (+1/-0)

kek That kid's going places

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 11 hoursJun 18, 2025 16:21:43 ago (+2/-0)

Are candles bad presents?

Women and presents are an impossible shit test.

If I got a shop vac for my birthday, I would cry manly tears of joy.
But, get her a nice vacuum and it's over.

WTF

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 10 hoursJun 18, 2025 17:03:10 ago (+1/-0)

My dad said he sent me a cusinart food processor and I was so excited until the delivery guy brought this huge box to my door smiling from ear to ear. It was a vacuum and I didn't know why the delivery guy was all smiles about it. Then when my husband got home he saw the box and went all ohhhh and I still didn't know because all i wanted was the food processor I was told I was going to get. When I finally got a hold of my dad he called best buy and Whoops they sent the wrong thing and I could go ahead and keep the Dyson as an apology for the mix up. My husband was all excited but I still wanted my food processor. My dad sent me one later so everything was all good!

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 10 hoursJun 18, 2025 17:14:10 ago (+1/-0)

The vacuum seems like a better gift than a food processor.
I would only be disappointed if I was supposed to get a gun, but that got swapped out for the vac.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 9 hoursJun 18, 2025 17:42:43 ago (+0/-0)

.....no. the food processor was the better gift.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 10 hoursJun 18, 2025 17:03:05 ago (+0/-0)

Irregardless she can burn it!

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 10 hoursJun 18, 2025 17:17:11 ago (+2/-0)

"irregardless" isn't a word.
If you are going to abuse the English language, do it correctly and say "unregardless".

Source: I trigger @dirtywhiteboy by using correct English grammar every day.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 4 hoursJun 18, 2025 22:54:09 ago (+0/-0)

I’m want the new metabo shop vac

[ - ] NeverHappened 2 points 17 hoursJun 18, 2025 09:43:08 ago (+2/-0)

What a stinker! I love it.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 18 hoursJun 18, 2025 09:02:33 ago (+1/-0)

Wouldn't know that life of getting a bad present.

My sister has overheard doozies at the gift wrapping table at the mall though. Top 2 mind blowers were

1) some woman complaining how the husband bought hera dishwasher


2) woman complaining husband bought her a trash compactor

They wanted jewelry??? What the fuck are you going to do with jewelry?? They just gave you the gift of time and compacting trash!!!!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 5 points 18 hoursJun 18, 2025 09:04:49 ago (+5/-0)

I once overheard a roastie at work lamenting that "all" her husband's parents had ever given them was a lake house.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 18 hoursJun 18, 2025 09:36:05 ago (+3/-0)

Time they get to ultimately pay for. Dishwashers aren't cheap to run so he's paying coming and going. Give her a ring she has to take off while doing the dishes.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 17 hoursJun 18, 2025 09:42:50 ago (+2/-0)

Too bad they always want a ring that costs more than all the dishwashers of and entire lifetime.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 17 hoursJun 18, 2025 10:34:24 ago (+0/-0)

Correction.

They were gifted a hiding place for the dirty dishes and compacting trash.

[ - ] hylo 1 point 15 hoursJun 18, 2025 11:59:00 ago (+1/-0)

Time really is the best gift anyone can give you. Well said.