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Elon takes Mars

submitted by shill1 to funny 1 dayJun 17, 2025 11:02:25 ago (+22/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/xbhfbq.mp4



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[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 21 hoursJun 17, 2025 15:40:42 ago (+0/-0)

Elon isn’t going to Mars. He’s a fat retard and his fortune is rapidly evaporating.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 15 hoursJun 17, 2025 22:27:26 ago (+0/-0)

Yep, it's all obfuscation / distraction from an electronic DARPA/ DOD surveillance State network.

And the leeming masses get to part fund it via state subsidies and user subscriptions.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 23 hoursJun 17, 2025 13:38:12 ago (+0/-0)

it's very strange to live in this future.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1 dayJun 17, 2025 11:41:35 ago (+1/-1)

Awesome

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 1 dayJun 17, 2025 11:35:14 ago (+0/-0)

News flash. The jews already own Mars.
You can go crash on Deimos.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1 dayJun 17, 2025 11:29:36 ago (+0/-0)

There's snow on Mars?

[ - ] CHIRO 3 points 1 dayJun 17, 2025 11:36:54 ago (+3/-0)

CO2 snow

EDIT: mostly

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 1 dayJun 17, 2025 11:21:31 ago (+0/-0)

cool beans