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[ - ] Master_Foo 7 points 7 hoursJun 17, 2025 11:35:52 ago (+7/-0)

We all saw Space Balls.

[ - ] calx 2 points 6 hoursJun 17, 2025 12:48:14 ago (+2/-0)

There's nothing worse than a druish princess.

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 10 hoursJun 17, 2025 08:35:59 ago (+3/-0)

I'm commander Shepherd and I support this message.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 8 hoursJun 17, 2025 11:26:44 ago (+2/-0)

I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my favorite spot on the internet.

[ - ] SithEmpire 3 points 7 hoursJun 17, 2025 11:39:26 ago (+3/-0)

Good sci-fi movie prompt, now I'm imagining interstellar checkpoints where human vessels have to show space papers for everyone, and there's a scene where some giant lasers destroy a cargo crate after the scanners find a jew trying to stow away.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 2 points 10 hoursJun 17, 2025 08:37:26 ago (+2/-0)

They’re not wrong

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 10 hoursJun 17, 2025 09:14:39 ago (+2/-0)

Makes sense.

[ - ] ArcturianDeathTrap 2 points 9 hoursJun 17, 2025 09:36:59 ago (+2/-0)

IF YOU KNOW ABOUT KIKES, YOU KNOW ABOUT ALIENS.

Keep that in mind

[ - ] observation1 1 point 6 hoursJun 17, 2025 13:21:54 ago (+1/-0)

Under testimony, Dr. Carol Rosin stated the following about what Von Braun told her:

“The enemy at first he said, the enemy against whom we’re going to build a space based weapons system... First the Russians are going to be considered the enemy... then terrorists would be identified and that was soon to follow... then we were going to identify third world crazies, we now call them nations of concern. [...] The next enemy was asteroids... [and] against asteroids we’re going to build space based weapons.

And the funniest one of all, was against what he called aliens, or extraterrestrials, that would be the final card. And over, and over, and over during the four years that I knew him and was giving his speeches for him, he would bring up that last card.

‘And remember Carol, the last card is the alien card. We’re going to have to build space based weapons against aliens,’ and all of it, he said, is a lie.”

watch?v=gP8ftWzFYI4

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 2 points 8 hoursJun 17, 2025 11:08:51 ago (+3/-1)*

Wernher von Braun was very insistent of the presence of a firmament.

[ - ] TheYiddler 2 points 3 hoursJun 17, 2025 15:37:01 ago (+2/-0)

Alternatively we're the niggers of the galaxy if we can't handle earth niggers then they won't take us.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 6 hoursJun 17, 2025 12:52:59 ago (+1/-0)

😂😂 names checks out

[ - ] con77 0 points 7 hoursJun 17, 2025 11:39:43 ago (+0/-0)

Wait till they get a load of niggers

[ - ] Darwintroll 1 point 4 hoursJun 17, 2025 14:48:54 ago (+1/-0)

Shhhhh... you want them to vaporizer us before we can find the cure!!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 6 hoursJun 17, 2025 13:12:59 ago (+0/-0)

All good whites escape Earth then propell Earth towards the space oven Sun. Byuh buh muthafuckers!

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 6 hoursJun 17, 2025 13:14:30 ago (+0/-0)

Based aliens

[ - ] Darwintroll 0 points 4 hoursJun 17, 2025 14:46:28 ago (+0/-0)

Quarantined like a dog with fleas!