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Have you used the services of a sex-worker?

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 19 hoursJun 16, 2025 19:46:07 ago (+6/-2)     (ShitpostLitterBox)



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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 6 points 18 hoursJun 16, 2025 20:17:44 ago (+6/-0)

Yes. Every girlfriend and wife I've ever had. It's no different.

Women WANT security and trade it for sex whether that security is financial, physical or emotional. A lot of times it's all three.

Just ask any divorced guy and they'll tell you that their exes not only withdrew from giving them sex but they took the kids as ransom and bled him dry without having to supply the pussy. <<< Every woman's dream.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 6 points 18 hoursJun 16, 2025 20:08:52 ago (+6/-0)

There is no reason to risk all of the bullshit that comes with doing so.

Just go to a bar, have some fun, and cast your bait to get it.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 4 points 18 hoursJun 16, 2025 20:15:03 ago (+4/-0)

Um, what bait do ya use? Askin' for a fren.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 8 points 18 hoursJun 16, 2025 20:18:52 ago (+8/-0)

$$$$ <--- the best bait in the wurl!

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 3 points 17 hoursJun 16, 2025 21:10:11 ago (+3/-0)

Confidence, and good hygiene are the only bait you need.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 17 hoursJun 16, 2025 21:17:14 ago (+3/-0)

@anus_expander

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 16 hoursJun 16, 2025 22:11:26 ago (+1/-0)

Dress nice. Nothing that sticks out. Be chill. No weird shit. Speak confidentially and be nice. Eye contact. Be relaxed and smiley. Then you whip that fuckin cock out boy and tell that bitch you are a grower not a shower and she will get wet and leave the bar with you.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 14 hoursJun 17, 2025 00:10:34 ago (+1/-0)

Phwoar! Thanks dude. Will try it.

[ - ] Cunty 1 point 12 hoursJun 17, 2025 02:21:51 ago (+1/-0)

You don't have any frens , faggot.

Honestly, won't the missus let you touch her now?. Shame.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 12 hoursJun 17, 2025 02:28:12 ago (+0/-0)

1. Mostly correct but got a mate in the City who I could reach out to if need be.

PS Have you, you know...?

2. Me and the missus ceased that activity in 1986.

[ - ] Cunty 1 point 8 hoursJun 17, 2025 06:41:27 ago (+1/-0)

I have few friends(as I've said a million times), I like it this way, I have one of 2 very close friends that I could ask for anything and trust completely and that goes both ways.

I don't ever want to be around many people and don't have the need to have other people's company particularly.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 2 points 14 hoursJun 16, 2025 23:57:34 ago (+2/-0)

Sex workers have rules and litigation to abide by, the tinder hoe or bar slut does not.

[ - ] dalai_llama 4 points 18 hoursJun 16, 2025 20:08:09 ago (+4/-0)

Everyone in this thread has read a neri post so anyone that says no is a liar.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 5 points 18 hoursJun 16, 2025 20:14:12 ago (+5/-0)

If true, they certainly didn't upvote me. I long to have one of my subs get 70 comments at least!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 18 hoursJun 16, 2025 20:22:31 ago (+4/-0)

Fake internet points are irrelevant, a real status marker is how many parody/criticism subs and accounts are dedicated to you.

You've excelled paul, be proud.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 15 hoursJun 16, 2025 23:08:35 ago (+2/-0)

That's very true. For the sheeeeiiiiit he put up with for a long time he truly has excelled.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 14 hoursJun 17, 2025 00:13:01 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks dude.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 18 hoursJun 16, 2025 20:21:16 ago (+2/-0)

Your posts are usually very interesting and do well.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 13 hoursJun 17, 2025 01:37:36 ago (+0/-0)

Get a room, fagits.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 19 hoursJun 16, 2025 19:51:40 ago (+2/-0)

Am I the only one who clicked "regularly"? Hey... Wait a minute...DOH!

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 16 hoursJun 16, 2025 22:45:04 ago (+0/-0)

ONLY YOUR MOM!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 11 hoursJun 17, 2025 03:22:17 ago (+0/-0)

Account Suspended.

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 4 hoursJun 17, 2025 10:17:31 ago (+0/-0)

That's what she said

[ - ] Trope 0 points 16 hoursJun 16, 2025 22:30:25 ago (+0/-0)

No. But my old friend from high school did. Twice. The first time, he said he visited a massage parlor in Japan. Weeb.

The second time, he said he had an escort come to his apartment. City fag.. I asked: “Where do you find escorts and is that legal?” He explained it’s a donation-based loophole. Sounds like bullshit to me. His website is tryst.link

So if you’re bored, you can browse the listings but I think you have to make an account. I’d advise abstaining.

Oh, this is a Paul_Neri post. Shalom, Neri.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 16 hoursJun 16, 2025 22:09:27 ago (+0/-0)

No. I don't look like a freak.