☰
×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
4

Whats Better in a Basement?

submitted by DukeofRaul to whatever 1 dayJun 16, 2025 03:53:35 ago (+4/-0)     (whatever)



View Results
16 comments block

sort by: hot new top old low

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 dayJun 16, 2025 05:04:16 ago (+1/-0)

centipedes imo

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1 dayJun 16, 2025 07:12:23 ago (+3/-0)

You forgot "homeless man in a dirty clown suit with a rusty(?) hatchet in his hand"

[ - ] DukeofRaul [op] 3 points 1 dayJun 16, 2025 07:16:29 ago (+3/-0)

How did you get out of Jail!?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 20 hoursJun 16, 2025 12:25:42 ago (+2/-0)

I lied to the judge and told her I was guilty.

[ - ] rhy 4 points 1 dayJun 16, 2025 07:15:59 ago (+4/-0)

brown recluses are fucking NASTY. Anything is better than that.

[ - ] DukeofRaul [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 16, 2025 07:52:05 ago (+0/-0)

They look like face huggars

[ - ] CoronaHoax 2 points 1 dayJun 16, 2025 07:36:14 ago (+2/-0)

Forgot gyms and sex slaves

Also Richard Upton Pickman

[ - ] mahavishnunj 0 points 20 hoursJun 16, 2025 11:48:44 ago (+0/-0)

Sex slaves are a good idea. The bathroom in mine looks like the bathroom in the first "Saw" movie. I should rent it out to a serial killer.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 dayJun 16, 2025 07:41:33 ago (+0/-0)

Your mum

[ - ] DukeofRaul [op] 0 points 6 hoursJun 17, 2025 01:59:06 ago (+0/-0)

I think they are gay i_scream_trucks

[ - ] mahavishnunj 1 point 1 dayJun 16, 2025 08:24:34 ago (+1/-0)

D) water. My basement floods everytime it sprinkles outside. I don't even shop-vac it anymore after getting electrocuted the last time.

[ - ] DukeofRaul [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 16, 2025 08:34:23 ago (+0/-0)

Bugs can crawl walls mahvishnunj. They dont even get electocuted

[ - ] mahavishnunj 1 point 21 hoursJun 16, 2025 11:27:34 ago (+1/-0)

No shit, I was even wearing rubber boots from the fire dept and the shop-vac was plastic. It didn't completely knock me out but I was dazed as fuck.

[ - ] con77 0 points 21 hoursJun 16, 2025 11:20:35 ago (+0/-0)

Recluses are nasty

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 1 point 16 hoursJun 16, 2025 16:25:04 ago (+1/-0)

I let the centipedes go outside, but recluses are immediately dispatched.

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 1 point 16 hoursJun 16, 2025 16:30:11 ago (+1/-0)

Centipedes terrify me. Brown Recluses will usually leave you alone if you leave them alone.

Come to think of it, centipedes might do the same thing, I just find them scary as hell.