If you had to hide a Jew in your attic, who would it be? I would hide Dave Portnoy, and every day, I would tell him "Fuck the Jews" and then feed him a non kosher hot dog and non kosher pickle. - Upgoat

If you had to hide a Jew in your attic, who would it be? I would hide Dave Portnoy, and every day, I would tell him "Fuck the Jews" and then feed him a non kosher hot dog and non kosher pickle.
submitted by Master_Foo to Christcucks 1 dayJun 12, 2025 16:56:55 ago (+16/-3) (Christcucks)

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 17:01:36 ago (+5/-0)

That fucking NosebergShekelman lives under my floorboards. He's always like "oy vey!! The masturbation machine of death". But he's a good lawyer.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 18:26:14 ago (+2/-0)

I am very disappointed that I am the first to select the khazar milker kike. I’ll rent her out to the degenerate among you that would smash it. She will clean toilets the rest of the time.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 2 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 18:38:06 ago (+3/-1)

I'm not sure why anyone would want to fuck a bag of inbred genetic defects.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 19:22:51 ago (+2/-0)

Sick!

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 10:20:47 ago (+0/-0)

She probably would be from all the toilet juice and spatter.

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 19:53:56 ago (+0/-0)

Ewwwwwwwwww!

Btw, how do you milk Ben? I'm sure he screams like a little girl when you do it, I'm just not sure how you endure the noise.

[ - ] TheYiddler 2 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 18:07:00 ago (+2/-0)

What is a non kosher pickle? I don't know their dumb food laws.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 6 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 18:15:34 ago (+6/-0)

Kosher just means the pickle factory employs at least one Jew.
They can't eat food that isn't kosher.
It's how they get a foothold into companies.
If you want to sell to Jews, you need Jewish subverters in your company.
And once they get one Jew in, then, next thing you know, you have opened the door to communists and gays and any other sort who would destroy all your hard work from within.

[ + ] MuricaPersonified

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 18:28:51 ago (+2/-0)

That is the most well reasoned and coherent response that you've had in a while. Completely, utterly fucking accurate.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 2 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 18:35:35 ago (+3/-1)

Maybe all my responses are all coherent, and you just don't realize it yet?
Good job, you are making progress.

[ + ] MuricaPersonified

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 18:53:04 ago (+3/-0)

Nah, some of your shit is just bants and you know it.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 18:55:23 ago (+1/-1)

Source?

It's possible to troll retards AND be correct at the same time.
In fact, that's the best kind of troll.

[ + ] MuricaPersonified

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1 dayJun 12, 2025 21:09:43 ago (+1/-0)

[ + ] Reunto

[ - ] Reunto 1 point 1 dayJun 12, 2025 21:37:50 ago (+1/-0)

If you want to sell to Jews, you need Jewish subverters in your company.

No. If you want to sell your product in grocery stores, you need to pay the kosher tax on all eligible products.

[ + ] TheYiddler

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 1 dayJun 12, 2025 23:27:47 ago (+1/-0)

That's certification. They don't bring in a rabbi to bless home made food. Food can be kosher without being certified.

I guess a non kosher pickle might use pig gelatin as a clarifying agent.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1 dayJun 12, 2025 19:33:53 ago (+1/-0)

Many supermarket food products are kosher and have kosher symbols confirming that. Companies pay rabbis or other certified kikes to confirm that products are being prepared in special jewy ways. Its just basically a shakedown of the customer, a hidden jew tax.

There are no kosher pickles. You can’t find a non-kosher pickle in stores.

[ + ] __47__

[ - ] __47__ 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 19:44:29 ago (+0/-0)

Even fucking water!

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1 dayJun 12, 2025 19:55:26 ago (+1/-0)

Wow you are right.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] -1 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 20:42:53 ago (+0/-1)

Who said anything about a store?
If I want a non-kosher pickle, all I need to do is leave a cucumber in a jar of brine for a couple of days.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 2 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 17:13:17 ago (+2/-0)

Hmm.. I can't think of a good jew. If I had to choose I'd hide Brother Nathanael.

[ + ] DukeofRaul

[ - ] DukeofRaul 3 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 17:42:25 ago (+3/-0)

Id hide brother nathaniel or bobby fischer

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 1 point 1 dayJun 12, 2025 17:19:13 ago (+2/-1)

Who says it has to be a good Jew?
There's more sport in it if it's a bad Jew.

Think of it this way.
Jesus was the worst Jew, but the best thing about hiding him in your attic, is that you can crucify him once every three days.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 17:01:15 ago (+2/-0)

Ah,ha! The mask is off! You ARE a kind & gentler person!

You old softie!

yuk,yuk,yuk!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1 dayJun 12, 2025 19:51:46 ago (+1/-0)

Look bro, I just want to holohoax them all, not keep them as pets.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] -1 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 19:54:50 ago (+0/-1)

Yes, but that's not the point of the question.

NPC confirmed.

[ - ] WNwoman 1 point 1 dayJun 12, 2025 19:32:15 ago (+1/-0)

Ben Shapiro. Every day I’d blast speakers in the attic of White nationalist speeches.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 1 dayJun 12, 2025 19:10:36 ago (+1/-0)

Some hot female, I don’t care who. That way I can role play.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 05:23:53 ago (+0/-0)

I mean, either Rachael Weiss or Natalie Portman at their prime would be ideal but only after having them medically sterilized.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 23:33:47 ago (+0/-0)

I'd just bry them alive and plant tomatoes

[ - ] Trope 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 23:33:26 ago (+0/-0)

Lucy Lawless.

But she’s not Jewish and my wife wouldn’t be happy about it.

[ - ] hylo 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 21:26:16 ago (+0/-0)

"feed him a non kosher hot dog and non kosher pickle."

Oy Vey! It's another shoah!

I would hide Ben Shapiro and make him eat his own shit. Sorry, I'm not good at this.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 19:58:28 ago (+0/-0)

Jerry Seinfeld.
Every day I'd make up a new joke to torture him when I brought his bowl of gruel.
"What's up with the holocaust? It wasn't holy, and it didn't cost a thing."
"What's the deal with foreskins? There's only one and it must hurt like hell to be cut off."
"Ever notice how stupid the samson option is? You jews are surrounded by enemies and you tell your allies you plan to kill them if you lose."
:::eye roll:::
:::play recorded sound of audience laughing:::

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 17:05:28 ago (+0/-0)

Just give him whatever hometowns pizza youbhave and he will think its against the

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 3 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 18:26:23 ago (+3/-0)

Every day, he just gets one bite of a cheap frozen pizza.
Not even cooked.

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If you had to hide a Jew in your attic, who would it be? I would hide Dave Portnoy, and every day, I would tell him "Fuck the Jews" and then feed him a non kosher hot dog and non kosher pickle. submitted by Master_Foo to Christcucks 1 dayJun 12, 2025 16:56:55 ago (+16/-3) (Christcucks)

If you had to hide a Jew in your attic, who would it be? I would hide Dave Portnoy, and every day, I would tell him "Fuck the Jews" and then feed him a non kosher hot dog and non kosher pickle.
submitted by Master_Foo to Christcucks 1 dayJun 12, 2025 16:56:55 ago (+16/-3) (Christcucks)