×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
-1

hi. im your friendly competition.

submitted by gyrate to UpgoatDev 2 daysJun 12, 2025 14:20:06 ago (+2/-3)     (UpgoatDev)

i was feeling a bit self conscious about my frontend and design skills, but i'm starting to feel better now. 😅 what's this site built on anyway?


15 comments block


[ - ] gyrate [op] 0 points 2 daysJun 12, 2025 14:21:45 ago (+0/-0)

oh, this is a php site!

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 5 points 2 daysJun 12, 2025 14:34:46 ago (+5/-0)

A toaster and a diabetic hamster on a squeaky wheel

[ - ] gyrate [op] 0 points 2 daysJun 12, 2025 14:36:43 ago (+0/-0)

and php! i haven't touched php in about 20 years. nice to see some "diversity" on these little sites. haha

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 2 daysJun 12, 2025 14:41:00 ago (+0/-0)

what is your stack of choice?

[ - ] gyrate [op] 1 point 2 daysJun 12, 2025 14:56:38 ago (+1/-0)

i haven't been a web developer since my php days, but i went with python/flask and postgres for gyrate.org. so far, so good!

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 2 daysJun 12, 2025 15:06:53 ago (+0/-0)

Bubblegum and duct tape.

[ - ] gyrate [op] 0 points 2 daysJun 12, 2025 15:08:28 ago (+0/-0)

the awful people of the internet deserve better.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 daysJun 12, 2025 15:41:32 ago (+0/-0)

Its all we got.

[ - ] gyrate [op] 0 points 2 daysJun 12, 2025 16:35:55 ago (+0/-0)

patience my son...

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 17:35:59 ago (+0/-0)

This is a Facebook Honeypot. Built on hack.

[ - ] gyrate [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 20:22:43 ago (+0/-0)

i was hoping you meant haxe. that would have been interesting. instead your comment put me to sleep. 😭

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 21:32:46 ago (+0/-0)

Static types? Cool story, bro,
But your ecosystem’s a no-show glow.
Macros? Cute. Neko? Dead.
You compiling dreams, not apps — go to bed.

[ - ] gyrate [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 21:42:06 ago (+0/-0)

that's more like it.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 14:29:39 ago (+0/-0)

Lol, "competition".

You wouldn't last five minutes with these animals. You can't handle the pain, the infighting or the widespread meme wars.

[ - ] gyrate [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 14:38:37 ago (+0/-0)

what do you know? you merely adopted the internet. i was born in it.