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Holy shit... watching a decent movie.. out of no where some bitch brings up surfing...

submitted by Doglegwarrior to TellUpgoat 2 daysJun 11, 2025 20:10:39 ago (+23/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

The other bitch says something about we used to surf out here but there are to many sharks... because of GLOBAL WARMING PUSHING THEM IN CLOSER!

what a fucking joke what an absolute stupid fucking joke


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[ - ] __47__ 0 points 2 daysJun 11, 2025 21:01:24 ago (+0/-0)

Horrible horror movie unless ya want darkly shot shock gore.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 2 daysJun 11, 2025 22:02:27 ago (+0/-0)

Women don't surf.

[ - ] mahavishnunj 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 08:36:43 ago (+0/-0)

They do, just horribly like everything else.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2 daysJun 11, 2025 20:11:20 ago (+3/-2)

Dude, Brian Wilson has died. Show some respect ffs!

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 2 daysJun 11, 2025 23:10:48 ago (+2/-0)

Why the fuck couldn't it been you?!

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 daysJun 11, 2025 23:46:52 ago (+0/-0)

Account Suspended.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler -1 points 2 daysJun 11, 2025 20:54:49 ago (+0/-1)

Jolly good

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 2 daysJun 11, 2025 21:53:00 ago (+1/-0)

tv is literally fake and gay come on man

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 2 daysJun 11, 2025 22:20:00 ago (+1/-0)

Their left arm wants increased funding because overfishing of sharks by warming ocean temps and white commercial,fisherman (not the fleets of chinks harvesting fins only) has decimated the population.
The right arm wants more funding because global,warming is pushing the shark population into shore…

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 2 daysJun 11, 2025 23:37:27 ago (+2/-0)

Everyone knows sharks are white supremacists.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 dayJun 12, 2025 14:13:52 ago (+1/-0)

Great White Supremacists are a thing. Don't go back into the water, darkie.

(the 'back' part waa a joke)

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 2 daysJun 11, 2025 20:44:39 ago (+3/-0)

...because of GLOBAL WARMING PUSHING THEM IN CLOSER!

And the very same people will then turn right around and in the very next breath tell you that sharks are not a threat to humans.

Because stupid is like that.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 2 daysJun 11, 2025 20:56:53 ago (+3/-0)

Correct, I've overheard conversations on Galveston Island that, "sharks are more afraid of YOU than you are of THEM"??

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 2 daysJun 11, 2025 21:11:02 ago (+3/-0)*

Because of all the human biting attacks on sharks every year, right?

That was a movie, wasn't it?

"Molars", with a big poster of a human jumping down onto a poor unsuspecting defenseless shark with his mouth wide open, ready to bite.

Scary stuff.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 daysJun 11, 2025 21:15:23 ago (+2/-0)

movie? idk, I'm relaying what I overheard.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 2 daysJun 11, 2025 23:04:59 ago (+3/-0)

That sudden riffle of motion you felt going through your hair?

Yeah, that was the joke passing over. Close, but no contact.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 2 daysJun 11, 2025 23:38:02 ago (+1/-0)

Jokes don’t have a physical presence they’re made of words.

[ - ] anrach 0 points 2 daysJun 12, 2025 01:50:52 ago (+0/-0)

Everything has a physical presence good sir... Even thoughts. Even digitized images of dicks.


[ - ] Her0n 2 points 2 daysJun 11, 2025 22:31:38 ago (+2/-0)

My retort to that is "you don't get to tell the sharks how they feel!"

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 2 daysJun 11, 2025 23:06:02 ago (+0/-0)

and my response: "Facts don't care about your feelings, smiley."

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1 dayJun 12, 2025 06:55:59 ago (+1/-0)

It's so much fun to throw their dumbass slogans back at them.

"No more male circumcision, my body, my choice!"

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 09:56:45 ago (+0/-0)

Why are they even calling them sharks? They might identify as crappie!

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 11:29:41 ago (+0/-0)

I haven't considered the special fluidity of ocean fauna...

I really am a bigot!

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 13:07:04 ago (+0/-0)

They might identify as crappie!

Or even as birds for that matter.

[ - ] dalai_llama 3 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 07:31:36 ago (+3/-0)

I used to watch movies but now there are too many niggers in them because of global warming pushing them into the studios.