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I look like a cop

submitted by shitface9000 to TellUpgoat 2 daysJun 10, 2025 15:26:42 ago (+9/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

Apparently I look enough like a cop for people to act AS IF I'M A COP !! I have nothing to do with law enforcement, for the record.

At this point in my life I hear people tell me this all πŸ‘ the πŸ‘ fucking πŸ‘ time.

It's become clear how this impression has impacted interactions I've had over the years. If you look like a cop, that makes you a cop.


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[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 6 points 2 daysJun 10, 2025 15:36:54 ago (+6/-0)

Everyone knows you're a fed, pal.

[ - ] mannerbund 6 points 2 daysJun 10, 2025 17:53:47 ago (+6/-0)

At this point in my life I hear people tell me this all πŸ‘ the πŸ‘ fucking πŸ‘ time.

What the fuck, are you a women who has to clap between words to keep people's attention?

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 2 daysJun 10, 2025 19:46:41 ago (+3/-0)

Don't make her pull out her Jazz hands instead.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 daysJun 10, 2025 19:39:37 ago (+0/-0)

🀣

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2 daysJun 10, 2025 15:32:01 ago (+4/-0)

Some people think everyone looks like a cop. My wife thinks that every dude that wears a baseball cap and sunglasses looks like a cop, especially if they have good posture.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2 daysJun 10, 2025 15:51:07 ago (+0/-0)

Earpiece and all?

[ - ] SumerBreeze 4 points 2 daysJun 10, 2025 16:21:43 ago (+4/-0)

I’m a cop, too!

Maybe it’s just being a white with good posture, but even COPS have wondered if I was undercover.

Then I tell them about the jews.

[ - ] shitface9000 [op] 0 points 2 daysJun 10, 2025 19:41:09 ago (+0/-0)

i've heard it for literally decades. i think it's being white, bald, and physically fit.

also, i think being a truth seeker contributes to an aura.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 2 daysJun 10, 2025 17:47:00 ago (+2/-0)

I used to get that a lot. If you have a certain appearance and are alert to your surroundings, you can give off the vibe.

In the previous era, girls compared me to "the cute Beatle". Currently, I'm probably described as "that old fuck".

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2 daysJun 10, 2025 15:40:03 ago (+1/-0)

Okay, officer.

[ - ] bossman131 1 point 2 daysJun 10, 2025 15:46:35 ago (+1/-0)

You post like a fed boi!

[ - ] Trope 1 point 2 daysJun 10, 2025 15:49:54 ago (+1/-0)

Make sure you grow a mustache and buy yourself one of those sexy tan long sleeve button-downs from Cabella’s.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2 daysJun 10, 2025 16:12:43 ago (+1/-0)

Shave the stache, ditch the blue jeans and collared shirt, and for fcks sake stop wearing the mirrored shades /lol

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 2 daysJun 10, 2025 22:54:32 ago (+1/-0)

... and turn in your badge. /srsly

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 daysJun 10, 2025 16:59:49 ago (+1/-0)

Buy a decommissioned cop car and drive around the hood fucking with nigra.

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 2 daysJun 10, 2025 17:44:59 ago (+1/-0)

Sleeve tats?

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 2 daysJun 10, 2025 22:39:44 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah wtf is that and how is it allowed? Every shitty cop I see under 50 has shitty sleeve tattoos. And they're supposed to be the good guys. They look more criminal than criminals.

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 2 daysJun 11, 2025 03:36:26 ago (+0/-0)

I'm glad you're with me on that one.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 daysJun 10, 2025 19:38:52 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 2 daysJun 10, 2025 22:53:24 ago (+1/-0)

sf9k fed

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 2 daysJun 10, 2025 22:03:29 ago (+0/-0)

Are you a cop, man? If you are, you have to say so. You have to tell if you're a cop on the internet. It's the law. My dad who works at Nintendo told me. If you're a cop, you're not allowed to play the new Mario game that I totally have an early copy of.

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 1 dayJun 11, 2025 10:59:24 ago (+0/-0)

My dad who works at Nintendo told me.

fucking died

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 1 dayJun 11, 2025 10:58:55 ago (+0/-0)

Short haircut and "bearing" is enough.
After mil, going bald so lots of buzz cuts.
I put on the wrong sunglasses and niggers start ducking into alleys.