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Thank goodness, this war is off the a lulzy start

submitted by lord_nougat to War 1 dayJun 9, 2025 14:55:13 ago (+45/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Peleg 5 points 1 dayJun 9, 2025 14:59:54 ago (+5/-0)

LOL LOL LOL!!!

Damn spics are too lazy to have a real war. They would have to take a siesta every day after lunch! 🤣

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 3 points 1 dayJun 9, 2025 20:14:02 ago (+3/-0)

too comical and farcical. this whole thing has the appearance of some sort psyop.

where is the fbi on this? putting out marines on american soil when we have a national guard, the fbi and other institutions that can act agaisnt these ppl. even ice could be involved as well but now is just the police and marines. the police who has been armed to teeth with long weapons suddenly are incompetent to face a few illegal aliens. i smell a rat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 23 hoursJun 9, 2025 21:23:46 ago (+0/-0)

Oh yeah. I smell a rat!

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 1 dayJun 9, 2025 14:58:39 ago (+2/-0)

The illegals are using brilliant strategy by showing us all that if there weren’t illegals there would be no problem. Alinsky is rolling in his grave screaming that’s not what I meant…

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1 dayJun 9, 2025 16:58:23 ago (+2/-0)

catbox DOWN again, fuck this shit

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 3 points 1 dayJun 9, 2025 17:15:34 ago (+3/-0)

Godammit.

Howabout here?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 dayJun 9, 2025 17:38:50 ago (+1/-0)

Worked after several clicks

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1 dayJun 9, 2025 17:06:55 ago (+1/-0)

Back up

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 1 dayJun 9, 2025 17:35:13 ago (+2/-0)

I hope someone throws out a truckload of dildos and they start beating each with 36" DOUBLE DONGS.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 3 points 1 dayJun 9, 2025 17:42:54 ago (+3/-0)

Order: SENT!

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 23 hoursJun 9, 2025 20:53:11 ago (+1/-0)

Due to tariffs on China, all 36" DOUBLE DONG DILDOS will ship no sooner than December 2030...

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 23 hoursJun 9, 2025 21:24:40 ago (+1/-0)

BUY AMERICAN DILDOES!

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 8 hoursJun 10, 2025 12:30:52 ago (+0/-0)

MADGA! ;-)

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1 dayJun 9, 2025 16:35:51 ago (+1/-0)

Not any donut !!.

Dale's Donuts.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 9, 2025 17:13:46 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck yeah.

Dale RULES!

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1 dayJun 9, 2025 17:19:50 ago (+1/-0)

Mexicans prove to be the only problem when it comes to deporting Mexican criminals.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 1 dayJun 9, 2025 17:30:17 ago (+1/-0)

Nah, there's still kikes and niggers. They're also disruptive to varying degrees.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 13 hoursJun 10, 2025 07:24:55 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, my headline sucks. I meant it to read like a headline.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 9 hoursJun 10, 2025 11:33:12 ago (+0/-0)

Oh lol

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1 dayJun 9, 2025 17:47:01 ago (+1/-0)

I think I seen an episode on Simpsons that started this way, and the donut ended up rolling down the street.

Maybe I dreamt it.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 1 dayJun 9, 2025 17:49:53 ago (+1/-0)

They've inadvertently predicted everything by this point.

Or clown world simulation timeline is just that unoriginal...

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 dayJun 9, 2025 18:54:44 ago (+1/-0)

We want the show.

We dont want it to end.

We have the arms and the munition.

We could end this in a day.

But we aren't a serious nation.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 1 point 22 hoursJun 9, 2025 22:13:54 ago (+1/-0)

Episode---vs---Series mentality.

1). Episode mentality resets every 15 seconds. Like nigger morality and guilt after so much social destruction.

2). Series mentality remembers the last episode, and tries to learn from past mistakes the next time around, like Pepperidge Farm.

Let's pretend this is Waco,TX and Hillary is in charge.