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ICE needs Woodchippers

submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 7 hoursJun 9, 2025 14:21:34 ago (+11/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Gangbanger, illegal immigrant children, rioter; The woodchipper does not discriminate.


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[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 4 hoursJun 9, 2025 16:58:20 ago (+2/-1)

Try White Nationalist Paganism.
It has all the final solutions™️ you are looking for.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 6 hoursJun 9, 2025 14:44:38 ago (+1/-0)

Do we have to go through this again?? Woodchippers are strictly for pussies.

SHREDDERS. Ice neeeeds SHREDERS.

[ - ] Trope [op] 2 points 6 hoursJun 9, 2025 15:23:18 ago (+2/-0)

Fine, jeeze.

Shredders it is.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 6 hoursJun 9, 2025 15:23:53 ago (+2/-0)

Thank you & good day, saars

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 4 hoursJun 9, 2025 17:29:55 ago (+0/-0)

Cool, pic idea:

ICE panel-van,pulling a woodchipper!!

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 4 hoursJun 9, 2025 17:20:23 ago (+0/-0)

For the jews right?
Cuz you know ICE is just enocouraging race wars so we dont use them on the jews...right?

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 7 hoursJun 9, 2025 14:28:29 ago (+0/-0)*

this reminds me of the millstone bible quote.

like who has a disposable millstone they can just toss in an ocean or lake? Especially 2,000 years ago. Other than mill owners who are probably using their millstones on a daily basis.

why didn't Jesus just say "heavy rock"?

If I can smash you with a robust stick, why do I need the utility provided by a piece of expensive equipment?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 6 hoursJun 9, 2025 14:45:36 ago (+1/-0)

The milestone had a hole in it and the rope was sure to not fall off.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 6 hoursJun 9, 2025 14:49:05 ago (+0/-0)

You think i can’t find a rock for that in 10 minutes or less?

An oblong rock or a rock that narrows somewhat in the middle? C’mon.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 6 hoursJun 9, 2025 14:51:33 ago (+1/-0)

Its not reliable as a millstone, chippy. Rope tied to millstone tied to some pos neck or ankle is sure. The pos could easily slip your gay ass rope off some retard rock without a hole in it. Now bow yaw ass at my boot and whisper sweet nothings into thy knee, fagit.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo -1 points 6 hoursJun 9, 2025 14:54:42 ago (+0/-1)

Lol your book is there so you never defeat your enemies.

Nobody has a fucking millstone you fucking kike. Just like nobody has a wood-chipper.

You’re gonna get a stick to the head. A very very inexpensive stick to the head.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 6 hoursJun 9, 2025 14:58:46 ago (+1/-0)

Whatever you think, you dumb internet fuck.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo -1 points 6 hoursJun 9, 2025 15:03:57 ago (+0/-1)

I think you’re not worth the gasoline.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 6 hoursJun 9, 2025 15:05:10 ago (+3/-0)

Go speak in riddles to a dick, faggot

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 6 hoursJun 9, 2025 15:08:56 ago (+1/-1)

Lol was that a riddle?

You are NOT worth specialized equipment and fuel. You ARE biodegradable and made entirely of bug food.

I wish you to be food. Lol.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 6 hoursJun 9, 2025 15:25:26 ago (+2/-0)

So you're for white genocide? Got it, prairie nigger
Continue thread

[ - ] Trope [op] 0 points 6 hoursJun 9, 2025 14:44:06 ago (+0/-0)

I figure if you send one rioter through the millstone, people will scatter.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 6 hoursJun 9, 2025 14:46:38 ago (+0/-0)

Scattering is bad.

Tell me why scattering is bad.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1 hourJun 9, 2025 20:15:04 ago (+0/-0)

Figurative speech and symbolism for translation across 2500 years.
The Mill stone is a measure of judgement

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 1 hourJun 9, 2025 20:22:21 ago (+0/-0)

So is a woodchipper.

They’ve got a knack for picking complex things when a stick would do.

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 4 hoursJun 9, 2025 16:59:15 ago (+0/-1)

You aren't going to get any answers from a cosmic Jew.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 4 hoursJun 9, 2025 17:01:38 ago (+0/-0)

I was implying that it was a trick

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 4 hoursJun 9, 2025 17:03:20 ago (+0/-1)

Yes, a Jewish-God is a Trickster-God.

Odin says "Kill all the Jews".
Maybe we should listen to him.