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What would you do if you woke up black?

submitted by SumerBreeze to FunnyVideos 10 hoursJun 8, 2025 14:25:05 ago (+12/-1)     (gab.com)

https://gab.com/steve0580/posts/114648704271689374/media/1?timeline=video-clips



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[ - ] Reawakened 8 points 10 hoursJun 8, 2025 14:32:45 ago (+8/-0)

Find me a white woman!

[ - ] Cantaloupe 6 points 9 hoursJun 8, 2025 15:51:53 ago (+6/-0)

Steal a bike

[ - ] Steelerfish 6 points 10 hoursJun 8, 2025 14:33:53 ago (+6/-0)

Wash the shoe polish off my face as I try to remember what the fuck happened the night before.

It’s not possible for me to wake as an actual mooncricket- I know who my father is.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 10 hoursJun 8, 2025 14:27:49 ago (+5/-0)

I'd rob muhself sheeeit.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 hoursJun 8, 2025 21:42:37 ago (+1/-0)

Wharrrd nigga yoodoodat?!

[ - ] MCDLXXXVIII 4 points 8 hoursJun 8, 2025 16:35:10 ago (+4/-0)

Eat sum kfc n sip on sum grape drank.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 hoursJun 8, 2025 21:43:58 ago (+1/-0)

Hwarrrd nigga butchoo mean purple drank yuh feeeelmeh?!

[ - ] oyveyo 3 points 6 hoursJun 8, 2025 18:40:40 ago (+3/-0)

Get my EBT and SNAP gibs, eat some chicken followed by watermellon, fuck some white bitches, steal some shit, shoot some niggers, smoke some weed then some crack then some fent, call some White people crackers, drive my $100 car with stolen $4000 rims back to my free section 8 shithole in the projects and say "sheeeeiiit".

Same thing tomorrow.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 hoursJun 8, 2025 21:45:32 ago (+1/-0)

Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit nigga yooaint neva lie!

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 6 hoursJun 8, 2025 18:20:41 ago (+3/-0)

Smoke a joint, and then another, and then another, and then another, and then another...

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 6 hoursJun 8, 2025 19:06:07 ago (+2/-0)

No purple drank?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 hoursJun 8, 2025 21:47:37 ago (+0/-0)

Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit nigga aye bee luhzknawnsum purple butta migga lyyyyke meh aye keep zit scr8 OG aye sizzurrrrpawnat red frfr 💯 no cap!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 9 hoursJun 8, 2025 15:20:54 ago (+3/-0)

Sheeeit, I'd rape me some white bitches and then shoot sum niggerz.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 9 hoursJun 8, 2025 15:12:16 ago (+3/-0)

MUHDIK!

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3 hoursJun 8, 2025 21:48:22 ago (+2/-0)

Bix noooooood

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3 hoursJun 8, 2025 21:41:48 ago (+2/-0)

Id go jogging through unbuilt houses.

[ - ] rzr97 2 points 3 hoursJun 8, 2025 21:09:50 ago (+2/-0)

Know it was afternoon.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 8 hoursJun 8, 2025 16:49:58 ago (+2/-0)

Put a bullet in my brain

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 2 points 8 hoursJun 8, 2025 16:26:40 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 3 hoursJun 8, 2025 21:49:38 ago (+1/-0)

Blackpilled did an analysis on that movie within the past 12 months IIRC. Weird film.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 9 hoursJun 8, 2025 15:09:47 ago (+2/-0)

Get a hair cut. Wear conservative clothes that couldn't be mistaken for hiding a weapon.

I would be polite and smile a lot.

And the world would be my oyster because that is so rare.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 3 hoursJun 8, 2025 22:00:14 ago (+1/-0)

But I didn’t wake up black.

chirp

[ - ] WNwoman 1 point 4 hoursJun 8, 2025 20:52:06 ago (+1/-0)

Wow. A nice looking based White man. Paging Storefront.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 5 hoursJun 8, 2025 19:10:24 ago (+1/-0)

KMS

[ - ] hylo 1 point 6 hoursJun 8, 2025 18:43:55 ago (+1/-0)

I'd get a very good paying job in Seattle doing jack shit. Then I'd invest my money so I don't even have to do that and spend my free time making liberals feel like shit for being white. Kind of the same thing I'm doing now except without the good paying job part because they don't hire white guys here anymore.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 6 hoursJun 8, 2025 19:03:52 ago (+2/-0)

Thats what any other race would do in seattle

[ - ] hylo 1 point 5 hoursJun 8, 2025 19:46:03 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe I'd just make a terrible nigger.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 hoursJun 8, 2025 21:50:20 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like a country song.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 6 hoursJun 8, 2025 18:36:08 ago (+1/-0)

Steal a bike, go for a ride

Stab some white folk, claim gay pride

Slide out of trouble avoid jail, evade justice

please donate to my go fuck you white bitch

I gots the best lawyer he is long nose jew

He say I best get back to work, more stabbing and raping to do

All I wanna do is shine some shoes and get this kike fucker off my back!

Chained and shackled, half a chance will attack!!



……so now I carry a squeegee…, stand on a corner begging PLEASE FEED ME

Fuck Malcolm fuck Obama fuck my filthy black skin

I long to be white, my name Luigi as kin

[ - ] Sal_180 -1 points 7 hoursJun 8, 2025 17:38:12 ago (+0/-1)

Take a look at my huge dick