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Weekly Report to FBI

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 12 hoursJun 7, 2025 23:05:24 ago (+3/-0)     (ShitpostLitterBox)

Good Afternoon Mr Patel

I've uncovered two Ruskie spies on Voat this week @Tallest Skil and @Cantaloupe and my evidence is as follows:

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points ago (+0/-0)

Da svadanya, you fucking kikes.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points ago (+0/-0)

Russia (sic) is beautiful, why wait to learn it?

Conclusion

No doubt "Officeworks" will assist them in seeing the error of their ways.

paul.



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[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 12 hoursJun 7, 2025 23:07:24 ago (+3/-0)

Shots fired!

[ - ] Cunty 0 points 9 hoursJun 8, 2025 01:29:31 ago (+0/-0)

Paul hasn't shot anything for years, not even his load. . . . . .

[ - ] MeyerLansky 0 points 8 hoursJun 8, 2025 02:35:59 ago (+0/-0)

He's trying his best. It'd help if you put on some make up, once in a while.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 9 hoursJun 8, 2025 01:38:29 ago (+1/-0)

Every mission has its risks

Cantaloupe and Tallest_Skill accept that

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 5 hoursJun 8, 2025 05:20:34 ago (+0/-0)

Yes but aren't they meant to be undercover? What struck me was the brazenness of their treachery!