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Hospital Food

submitted by GrayDragon to TellTalk 13 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:00:39 ago (+17/-0)     (TellTalk)

So, my brother is fucked up. He went thought some surgery recently. He got bonus ten free meals deliver to his house.

I, like a dumbass, made one just now. This is the most degenerate, tasteless garbage I ever ate.


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[ - ] oyveyo 5 points 12 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:30:29 ago (+5/-0)*

Let Crazy Ukranian make it.

She has the secret ingredients.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 3 points 12 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:31:49 ago (+3/-0)

When I came upstairs, Crazy laughed at me. I guess I was wearing everything on my face.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 12 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:48:39 ago (+3/-0)

Use your brains, retards. Why is restaurant food so "good"? Because it's loaded up with ungodly amounts of salt and butter. Your goyslop addled brain will interpret anything without it as tasteless. You are a goyslop addict, @graydragon

[ - ] oyveyo 5 points 12 hoursJun 7, 2025 10:04:16 ago (+5/-0)*

tl,dr;
You should add ungodly amounts of salt and butter.

Thanks for the tip, dangus.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 11 hoursJun 7, 2025 10:22:47 ago (+1/-0)

Shhhhhhhhhh no one tell him about msg.

[ - ] NeverHappened 5 points 10 hoursJun 7, 2025 12:01:22 ago (+5/-0)

I think goyslop's biggest problem is the seed oils. My homecooked meals have ungodly amounts of butter and salt and they are delicious. I even use MSG from time to time.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 7 hoursJun 7, 2025 14:31:40 ago (+1/-0)

MSG = Makes So Good!

[ - ] Love240 0 points 3 hoursJun 7, 2025 18:27:51 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly. They need to be called what they are; machine oils.

Those oils are industrial processed products suited only for roller bearings and other mechanical needs.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1 hourJun 7, 2025 20:30:25 ago (+0/-0)

That's why restaurant food is good, yes but that doesn't have much to do with hospital food being shit. Hospital food is typically the same seed oil garbage as anything else

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 12 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:23:46 ago (+3/-0)

They don't put salt in it.
Unsalted cheese.
Unsalted butter.
Unsalted salt.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 2 points 12 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:28:52 ago (+2/-0)

So I should just add some salt and all is good?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 12 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:33:28 ago (+0/-0)

there is so much salt in it. dont do it.

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 10 hoursJun 7, 2025 11:58:44 ago (+1/-0)

The medical field likes to pretend that salt is the root of all health problems so hospital food generally has very little sodium in it.

[ - ] 2024SantaFe 1 point 9 hoursJun 7, 2025 12:24:41 ago (+1/-0)

I have lived several years in the psych ward. There used to be salt in the food in my hospital but they changed food suppliers. When I'm in the hospital I bring in my own salt.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 7 hoursJun 7, 2025 14:33:18 ago (+0/-0)

Your body HAS to have salt! You'll suffer serious digestive tract issues without it.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 12 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:35:09 ago (+0/-0)

It would be better, but "salted cheese" isn't "just cheese with salt sprinkled on it".

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 13 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:06:00 ago (+2/-0)*

the better ones are the meat loaf and the Salisbury steak,I like the kale and corn mix. I think they use dehydrated kale because when I tried copying it it didn't come out the same. Score if he got the meatloaf with sweet potato meal.

editing to add the "Italian" macaroni and cheese is pretty good too.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 1 point 12 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:26:06 ago (+1/-0)

gwi spends a lot of time in the hospital.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 12 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:33:44 ago (+2/-0)

once upon a time I knew a lot of old people.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 7 hoursJun 7, 2025 14:35:23 ago (+1/-0)

Sorry, to hear about you brother, hopefully he'll bounce back ultra soon!

God speed.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 1 point 9 hoursJun 7, 2025 12:30:32 ago (+1/-0)

And it's crazy expensive too.

As if the hospital isn't already expensive enough. It's fucking ridiculous. I wanted out because I thought my bill was going to be insane but my health insurance for cancer covered like everything. It was a blessing.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 10 hoursJun 7, 2025 11:08:05 ago (+1/-0)

Low sodium, low fat, heart healthy can be spectacularly bland.

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 12 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:29:08 ago (+1/-0)

I had a family member in Sarasota memorial hospital for a few weeks. The whole hospital was top notch. I was very impressed. The food was actually very good.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 1 hourJun 7, 2025 20:44:56 ago (+0/-0)

in the 90's i was in the hospital for some issues, hey the food there was prepped by a chef. it wasnt bad specially the breakfast. they had me eat french toasts. i never tasted anything more delicious since. it was decent food but sometimes low on salt. they used to either call us or send us a menu to chose i felt like i was in an hotel rather than a hospital.

[ - ] PuddinTame 0 points 4 hoursJun 7, 2025 17:57:57 ago (+0/-0)

Hospital food. 'Health' food. Nasty-ass Nutrisystem diet food. Vegan slop. All in cut throat competition to see who can make the grossest tasting crap. Learn to DIY it, and eventually you will learn to make great tasting food! Will it be approved by health nuts? Doubtful.

I'm pushing seventy, and seen waaaay too many of these idiots drop dead early. All that jogging and pointless exercise; all that dieting; all them handfuls of life extension pills, crappy healthfood, etc., and they drop dead before 50.

Enjoy what you can, while you can. It's bloody unlikely you will be coming back the same way and to the same place next time, so all your favorite foods will be lost to the past.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 10 hoursJun 7, 2025 11:58:11 ago (+0/-0)

Feed him an unpasteurized (raw) steak. Get him on organ meat if you can, too. I've been eating raw beef heart this week. Amazing food!