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POV: you are a cop and just pulled over a goat who hates cops and is having a bad day

submitted by PoundOfFlesh to videos 4 daysJun 6, 2025 17:47:42 ago (+6/-0)     (www.youtube.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGtqeaCSkoM

You might make jokes about the guy being an idiot and a roid freak, but for a few minutes there he was living the dream.

I'm actually impressed the cop didn't pull his gun immediately and actually tried to fight the guy, LOL.


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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 7 points 4 daysJun 6, 2025 18:14:50 ago (+7/-0)

Little bitch should have kept his hands to himself and he wouldn't have got his ass handed to him. He won, but it took a gun to do it.

Cops have "lost the war" in this nation. It's been a long time coming but slowly their real faces have been shown to the public at large. No one likes cops, even bootlickers don't dare defend them anymore.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 6 points 3 daysJun 6, 2025 19:24:35 ago (+6/-0)

A handful of houses I used to see with "back the blue" or similar pro-cop yard or window signs don't have them on display anymore.

You can back the blue, they sure as hell won't back you.

[ - ] beece 2 points 3 daysJun 6, 2025 18:32:47 ago (+2/-0)

Steroids and why to avoid them for $500 Alex.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 4 points 3 daysJun 6, 2025 19:28:17 ago (+4/-0)

Can't deny if I needed to confront a cop I'd rather be built like that guy.

[ - ] Prairie 4 points 3 daysJun 6, 2025 19:09:01 ago (+4/-0)*

Warning: Video ends right where it gets good.

I pulled you over for driving under the speed limit.

I didn't know it was a minimum.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 3 points 3 daysJun 6, 2025 19:26:24 ago (+3/-0)

Faggot cop probably was bored and wanted to spice up his day.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 3 daysJun 6, 2025 21:13:54 ago (+2/-0)

Bingo!

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 3 daysJun 7, 2025 05:48:02 ago (+1/-0)

They have their ticket quotas and its safer to pull over a white guy.
Safer as you wont be made the fall guy for the rioting nigger mobs.

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 4 points 3 daysJun 6, 2025 19:38:44 ago (+4/-0)*

I fought 3 cops a few years ago. Probably one of the dumber things I've done. Even though the process is the punishment, it is still better to take the fight to court. I say this from my experience.

It's a long story leading up to everything. I can explain that in more detail later. Anyways my ex was mad at me, called the cops and lied about an altercation that took place earlier between us. I wasn't listening to the phone call, so I had no idea why they were so belligerent when they arrived to arrest me. And I never knew until weeks later when I read the police report, while locked up.

Anyways they showed up screaming my name. I was upstairs, I called back to let them know where I was. They told me me to meet them at the top of the stairs, which was a strategic mistake on their part.

I met them at the top the stairs (11 stairs), they were standing on the stairs 2 or 3 from the top. They began screaming at me to get on my fucking face and put my hands behind my head. I was confused as to why they wanted to arrest me. So I wasn't complying with anything they were ordering me to do. Eventually cop1 shot me with a taser, I ripped the wires out, cop2 shot me with a taser, I ripped those wires out, cop3 shot me with his taser and missed. I kicked cop1 into cop2. They fell down the stairs. They got up and rushed me. I kicked them both down the stairs again.

Cop3 somehow snuck up behind me at the top of the stairs. He put me in a headlock. I broke out of it and hit him in the neck, since he touched my neck. Cop1 and 2 were back up and screaming at 3 to hit me with the baton. I took about 10-15 hits. They were aimed at me head, but I blocked each one with my forearm. It hurt like fuck. I eventually gave up at this point, because I sensed further escalation would lead to being shot by their firearms.

I don't entirely regret it. But apparently when I hit cop3 he was hospitalized shortly after and required surgery. So that set me back $25,000 in restitution.

[ - ] GrayDragon 5 points 3 daysJun 6, 2025 20:34:00 ago (+5/-0)

Great read!

This part cracked me up: "They fell down the stairs. They got up and rushed me. I kicked them both down the stairs again."

[ - ] Crackinjokes 4 points 3 daysJun 6, 2025 20:38:57 ago (+4/-0)

So if the woman who made the call made a false out accusation then you should be able to Sue that woman and get a whole lot of money for your false arrest as well as money to pay back the restitution you had to make as a result of your false arrest.

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 5 points 3 daysJun 6, 2025 20:52:04 ago (+5/-0)

I already took a plea deal, that ended up taking 20 years off the sentence. I wasnt in a position at the time to get proper representation .

Fighting the cops added 3 felonies on top of the other charges. And there was no disputing those actions, even if they had false information. That's why I say I should have just fought the initial charges in court rather than fighting the cops.

[ - ] registereduser 1 point 3 daysJun 6, 2025 19:41:52 ago (+2/-1)

Every cop in the land needs to die. There are no good cops.

Guys like that faggot who jumped in all need to also die.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 3 daysJun 6, 2025 20:37:01 ago (+4/-1)

Hold on a minute. The guy didn't commit a crime he was driving under the speed limit and he got pulled over. Unless there's a minimum speed limit then he wasn't committing a crime and the police can't pull him over and they cannot ask him for his identification unless they can articulate a crime that he was committing and then he must provide his identification so the man is correct. And the man is also entitled to be as angry as he wants to be because he's having his day interrupted by a policeman who is acting outside of the scope of the law. I don't need to watch more than 3 minutes of this to see that whatever happens after that is because of an illegal stop by the police officer.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 4 points 3 daysJun 6, 2025 21:21:51 ago (+4/-0)

It wasn't illegal. I'm too tired to explain why but take my word, while the cop may have been a dick for doing it he can stop someone for going to slow. Sometime I'll explain the 50-100 civil infractions he can use as a pretext for the stop. All that is to say, fight it in court, not on the side of the road. You'll ALWAYS lose that argument. They don't fight fair on the side of the road. Or in court actually.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 3 daysJun 6, 2025 23:03:40 ago (+2/-0)

as a pretext

So it's bullshit

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 2 daysJun 7, 2025 22:39:04 ago (+0/-0)

LEGAL bullshit, yep.

[ - ] Hh 5 points 3 daysJun 6, 2025 21:00:20 ago (+5/-0)

Its funny when people get confused and think muscles and knowing how to fight are related

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 3 daysJun 6, 2025 22:56:57 ago (+1/-0)

They kind of are though. Have you ever fought a woman who knows how to fight?