"I was going to tell you, I just wanted us to get to know each other better first!" - Upgoat

"I was going to tell you, I just wanted us to get to know each other better first!"
submitted by big_fat_dangus to clusterBbitches 2 daysJun 4, 2025 19:34:50 ago (+16/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/i5plwq.mp4

And you're damn lucky if a tat is the worst thing she was hiding. Run like the motherfucking wind when you hear that line.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 6 points 2 daysJun 4, 2025 22:02:59 ago (+6/-0)

Look at those nigger nails

[ - ] Steelerfish 6 points 2 daysJun 4, 2025 19:41:14 ago (+6/-0)

Those nails give her hollow soul away to those who see.
I’d be out immediately.

[ - ] Love240 5 points 2 daysJun 4, 2025 19:38:33 ago (+5/-0)

The old adage holds; The best first date is a water park.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 4 points 2 daysJun 4, 2025 19:39:37 ago (+4/-0)

Absolutely devious.

[ - ] Yahweh 3 points 2 daysJun 4, 2025 19:47:24 ago (+3/-0)

Making women was a mistake

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 2 daysJun 4, 2025 19:49:15 ago (+3/-0)

Unforgivable. You'll have to sacrifice your only son.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2 daysJun 5, 2025 14:00:45 ago (+1/-0)

absolutely fatwa-worthy

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 2 daysJun 4, 2025 21:53:04 ago (+2/-0)

I knew I tasted something funny.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2 daysJun 4, 2025 21:24:43 ago (+2/-0)

If you cant tell shes hiding tats ypu deswrve whar you get.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2 daysJun 4, 2025 20:38:55 ago (+1/-0)

Is that a wedding or engagement ring she's wearing?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2 daysJun 5, 2025 02:05:12 ago (+0/-0)

Nigger.

[ - ] Peleg -1 points 2 daysJun 4, 2025 23:23:57 ago (+0/-1)

She's a lying cunt, but you're still a queer.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 2 daysJun 5, 2025 02:46:11 ago (+2/-0)

Oh no, a literally whomst whining about me, whatever shall I do.