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Dear Jesus

submitted by Gowithit to ShitpostLitterBox 6 daysJun 2, 2025 15:40:14 ago (+7/-2)     (ShitpostLitterBox)

Please take over @Chiro 's request for a video/image hosting site on Upgoat and its mirror site Voat because we all know that lazy pulls one Amazon delivery shift a year to qualify for welfare nigger Santa has a notorious record for not delivering either on time or at all because nigger.

thank you Amen.


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[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 6 daysJun 2, 2025 15:44:10 ago (+3/-3)

Lol

Jesus hasn't punched the clock in 2,000 years! Talk about a nepo hire. And he fed the niggas free shramp n breadsticks.

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 3 points 6 daysJun 2, 2025 15:51:18 ago (+3/-0)

You cant just stand there with your hand out. Jesus is a team effort.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 6 daysJun 2, 2025 15:59:01 ago (+2/-0)

But...in the name of Jesus I'm supposed to be charitable with my hard earned money and give to all those who have their hand out.

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 5 points 6 daysJun 2, 2025 16:00:34 ago (+5/-0)

We're talking about Jesus not Jewsus. get it right.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 6 daysJun 2, 2025 16:43:12 ago (+0/-0)

Jesus,helps those,who help themselves.

No.NOT with a gun!

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 6 daysJun 2, 2025 16:04:03 ago (+1/-0)

Tell that to Lazarus. He was just laying around.

(Also, I'm kidding. @Master_Foo is not kidding.)

[ - ] Reunto 5 points 6 daysJun 2, 2025 16:23:20 ago (+5/-0)

Hey man, he hasn't punched the clock because he never clocked out.

And poor Lazarus trying to lay down for a quiet life's sleep. Buddy was yelled at to get back to work. And up he gets.

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 2 points 6 daysJun 2, 2025 16:27:10 ago (+2/-0)

HE NEVER CLOCKED OUT!!!

In Chiros FACE!

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 6 daysJun 2, 2025 17:56:49 ago (+0/-0)

WELL DON'T I FEEL LIKE A DUMMY

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 6 daysJun 2, 2025 16:40:23 ago (+1/-0)

I like this rhetorically.

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 6 daysJun 2, 2025 18:12:43 ago (+2/-1)

2,000 more years! Trust the plan!