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[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 2 daysJun 1, 2025 15:51:49 ago (+4/-0)

rut-row...is it an exploding planet & they're sending a single spacecraft with a "baby" in it?

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1 dayJun 1, 2025 18:40:18 ago (+2/-0)

HURRY!
Grab as many pieces of the planet that exploded as you can! We will need them to fight the space jew!

[ - ] Bonanza 1 point 2 daysJun 1, 2025 17:06:18 ago (+1/-0)

bom dah...BAH DAH!!!

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2 daysJun 1, 2025 17:11:57 ago (+1/-0)

It's a bit early to be this drunk & posting.

[ - ] Bonanza 1 point 1 dayJun 2, 2025 09:22:20 ago (+1/-0)

Never too early! Now open the pod bay doors HAL! <hic>

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 1 dayJun 1, 2025 23:26:45 ago (+1/-0)

That is not my kid.
not this shit again.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 dayJun 2, 2025 15:38:59 ago (+1/-0)

I hope the SpaceNiggers are coming to destroy Earth, we really are too fuckin idiotic to deserve life.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 3 points 2 daysJun 1, 2025 14:32:08 ago (+3/-0)

Dying stars and pulsars emit both.

The "pulse" is from the star rotating as it produces a constant, directed emission(s).

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2 daysJun 1, 2025 15:58:15 ago (+2/-0)

But apparently not at the same time, or so they thought.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 2 points 2 daysJun 1, 2025 14:34:23 ago (+2/-0)

why are people pretending they don't know what pulsars anymore? probably because they want to make idjits think muh aliens are coming.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1 dayJun 1, 2025 21:08:40 ago (+1/-0)

All of that coming out of a Candy bar?

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1 dayJun 1, 2025 20:25:54 ago (+1/-0)

Fake and gay

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 2 daysJun 1, 2025 17:28:40 ago (+2/-1)

They falsified cosmology.

Their story of creation (big bang) is garbage.

Hence all this, mystery that, surprise discovery this.

Its all founded upon lies and deceit.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 2 daysJun 1, 2025 15:36:39 ago (+1/-0)

jewish space lasers

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 1 dayJun 2, 2025 16:55:32 ago (+0/-0)

jews in space

[ - ] NeonGreen 0 points 1 dayJun 1, 2025 18:47:05 ago (+0/-0)

Relax, it’s just some advanced civilization hijacking their star to beam out an interstellar ‘hey what’s up’. Classic Three-Body Problem stuff. Totally normal astrophysics.