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I like how every time I mention being anywhere near a television, at least one goat is like "TV wtf?? I would have rolled a grenade into the room!!"

submitted by Engrishishard to Voatschwitz 1 dayMay 30, 2025 07:46:03 ago (+17/-0)     (Voatschwitz)



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[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 1 dayMay 30, 2025 08:39:25 ago (+8/-0)

I always kill myself if a TV is nearby!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 dayMay 30, 2025 09:09:02 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] JudyStroyer 7 points 1 dayMay 30, 2025 08:41:14 ago (+7/-0)

Tv’s rape. You were raped. Hope it was worth it.

[ - ] Master_Foo 6 points 1 dayMay 30, 2025 08:29:25 ago (+8/-2)

Only Soy-Cucks exist in the same universe as a TV.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1 dayMay 30, 2025 12:08:13 ago (+0/-0)

Uh-oh...

[ - ] mahavishnunj 5 points 1 dayMay 30, 2025 09:09:33 ago (+5/-0)

These same faggots stare at screens all day.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 21 hoursMay 30, 2025 16:51:47 ago (+3/-0)

BUT I DIIIIID HAVES BRAKEFEST DIS MOWNIN!

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 21 hoursMay 30, 2025 17:06:47 ago (+2/-0)

I never look at screens. TVs, phones, computer, doesn't matter I don't use them. Never have, never will. I've crashed my '88 Cutlass several times while averting my eyes from digital billboards. You have low testosterone.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 16 hoursMay 30, 2025 22:02:39 ago (+1/-0)

Is there anyone here who would even speak to a known television owner/watcher/tolerator?

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 15 hoursMay 30, 2025 22:25:12 ago (+1/-0)

Might as well be talking to a TV it's self

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 17 hoursMay 30, 2025 21:07:21 ago (+1/-0)

noooooooo you have to grow your own tvs in a tv garden

[ - ] Trope 1 point 20 hoursMay 30, 2025 18:08:21 ago (+1/-0)

Correct. I made a meme detailing exactly what you have written here today:

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=67a0468b3b940

Me, personally, no, I’ve never even seen a television. Unless I’m posting anonymously which I don’t.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 21 hoursMay 30, 2025 17:09:19 ago (+2/-1)

Who tf owns a tv

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 16 hoursMay 30, 2025 21:53:07 ago (+1/-0)

People who should be grenaded.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 15 hoursMay 30, 2025 22:24:34 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds good to me!

Hey op! Get grenaded!

[ - ] dalai_llama 1 point 21 hoursMay 30, 2025 17:02:39 ago (+2/-1)

You can get gonorrhea from watching TV.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 16 hoursMay 30, 2025 21:57:39 ago (+0/-0)

I watch tv but it is very filtered. Hell, I watch Breaking Bad, Saul, Nash Bridges, Threes Company and some other stuff. Its all in a controlled manner. I also watch stuff on Pluto but they're pissing me off with all the jewmercials they push now. They have more commercials than regular tv. I'm bout ready to delete Pluto