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If you are not old enough to remember a TV remote that twanged when the mechanical hammer hit the tuning forks it is becaause you are a cum guzzling newfag.

submitted by registereduser to whatever 2 weeksMay 30, 2025 01:55:57 ago (+2/-3)     (whatever)



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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 weeksMay 30, 2025 04:07:59 ago (+1/-0)

If you are not old enough to.have had to open a little drawer and fiddle with little dials and switches to tune each channel individually it is because you are a cum guzzling newfag

[ - ] registereduser [op] 1 point 2 weeksMay 30, 2025 06:52:21 ago (+1/-0)

Also true.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2 weeksMay 30, 2025 02:48:05 ago (+0/-0)

you get excited at thinking about the world crashing in a fiery blaze. We already knew you were a boomer.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 weeksMay 30, 2025 19:37:45 ago (+0/-0)

Found the cum guzzler

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 2 weeksMay 30, 2025 04:51:13 ago (+0/-0)

Move the rabbit ears to the left a little... FREEZE don't move a muscle!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 weeksMay 30, 2025 15:11:46 ago (+0/-0)

Nigger, I was the remote before remotes came out.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 weeksMay 30, 2025 19:36:42 ago (+0/-0)

TIMMY! STOP TRYING TO FUCK YOUR COUSIN AND PUT THE NASCAR RACE ON

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 weeksMay 30, 2025 21:24:46 ago (+0/-0)

sounds like jewish fantasy. Or city cuck fag shit

every porn has a title like "daddy fucks step daughter, aunt fucks nephew". Its very jewish