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Plural for mouse is mouses. It's not a fucking rodent.

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to TellUpgoat 2 daysMay 29, 2025 08:09:13 ago (+8/-2)     (TellUpgoat)



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 09:55:45 ago (+0/-0)

Mice. Just like the plural for dowse is dice.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 1 dayMay 29, 2025 19:35:53 ago (+0/-0)

The plural for dice is die…..

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 5 hoursMay 31, 2025 08:39:12 ago (+0/-0)

Singular is die, plural is dice

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 1 hourMay 31, 2025 12:54:24 ago (+0/-0)

I should’ve known that from my D&D playing days when I was young had time to do pointless - yet fun- things like that….

[ - ] Engrishishard 0 points 1 dayMay 29, 2025 14:33:48 ago (+0/-0)

Your strong feelings about this are noted

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2 daysMay 29, 2025 12:19:44 ago (+1/-0)

Mouses, meese, moice.

[ - ] scuffed 2 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 09:15:57 ago (+2/-0)

the plural of mouse is meeces. - Mr. Jinx.

[ - ] clymer 2 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 11:20:29 ago (+2/-0)

MR mice
MR not
SAR
CM eetybeetyfeets
LIB
MR mice

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 11:55:13 ago (+2/-0)

computer mice

I need to plug a bunch into one computer and see if they all work. Bonus points if they fight each other for control.

If they fight, its mice.

If Microsoft will only acknowledge one operable mouse at a time, I will agree to your mouses.

[ - ] Reunto 1 point 1 hourMay 31, 2025 13:21:09 ago (+1/-0)

If Microsoft will only acknowledge one operable mouse at a time, I will agree to your mouses.

Mouse to mouses like person to persons. I like your style here. Well played!

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 3 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 08:27:26 ago (+3/-0)

Hey everyone... Mouse Lives Matter!!!

Join me in burning down the cheese factories.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 2 daysMay 29, 2025 10:16:19 ago (+1/-0)

That's the last place to find a rodent,they don't play at Dairy facilities

[ - ] NegaroNegaroNeeegaro 5 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 08:19:13 ago (+5/-0)

no, it isn't a rodent, but it is named after one, so...mice.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses [op] 2 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 09:23:28 ago (+2/-0)

No.
I buy Logitech mouses when they are on sale.
Mice are vermin.

[ - ] texasblood 7 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 10:14:50 ago (+7/-0)

Mice is plural faggot
Your 4+4=purple shit won't work.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses [op] 1 point 2 daysMay 29, 2025 10:38:37 ago (+1/-0)

MOUSES! God Damn You. MOUSES!

Mice are rodents. Mouses are optical (used to have a mouse ball. don't get me started on mouses' balls) devices that have no relation to the failed rat other than it has a cord.

[ - ] texasblood 3 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 11:06:45 ago (+3/-0)

Don't make me George Floyd that ass now.....
https://www.grammar-monster.com/plurals/plural_of_mouse.htm

[ - ] Trope 0 points 1 dayMay 29, 2025 18:29:21 ago (+0/-0)

But it was named after the rodent!

[ - ] oyveyo 7 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 11:24:13 ago (+7/-0)

meeces

[ - ] TheNoticing 4 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 12:31:45 ago (+4/-0)

I hate you meeces to pieces!